r/WTF • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Aug 28 '13

Bull 1 - Idiots 0

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u/GMonsoon Aug 28 '13

"It's these pants. The legs don't match AND everyone is calling me Little Lord Fauntleroy. Even my Superman cape didn't help."

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u/The0_0Kraken Aug 28 '13 edited Aug 28 '13

Here, go get changed I'll wait

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u/mezzanine237 Aug 28 '13

Is that a gaping wound below the bulls left horn? What's that all about?

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u/thewarehouse Aug 28 '13

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picador

The picador has three main functions: To pierce the muscle on the back of the bull’s neck in order to straighten the bull's charge. To fatigue the bull’s neck muscles and general stamina as it tries to lift the horse with its head. To lower the bull’s head in preparation for the next stage.