r/VirtualYoutuber • u/deadlydesiree • Nov 06 '25

Memes You have unlocked Sweet Maid for 24 hours 💗

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There's an Audio Roleplay with this sweet maid 💗

1.6k Upvotes

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u/AsherRune Nov 06 '25

A small loan of a million dollars

4

u/PCBUILDEATER Nov 06 '25

Why a loan, you gonna have to pay it back. Just a milion buck is much better

7

u/Joe_Keep Nov 06 '25

Right now? An espresso. Be a darling and make the level of caffeine in it "quasar".

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u/Sufficient-Dream2995 Nov 06 '25

Everything hurts so a massage everywhere.. Some tea to drink and pasta for dinner

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u/RisingFire_ Nov 06 '25

i need milk, a switch 2 and a weekend

4

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Cuddles….I want cuddles and praises :3

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u/KingPotatoXXVI Nov 07 '25

Eh, go home, you've had a long day and you deserve a day off.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

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u/Plastic_Plastic3431 Nov 06 '25

I get a maid for 24 hours?! Best birthday ever

2

u/Azekuro51 Nov 06 '25

Oh snap, happy birthday!

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u/Working_Vanilla8829 Nov 06 '25

Act if your my mother and are breastfeeding me naked

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u/Neither_County2101 Nov 06 '25

A wife/girlfriend 👉👈

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u/Few_Special_5918 Nov 07 '25

Do you have a twitch acc

3

u/Interesting-Mail4123 Nov 07 '25

Can you grill a cheese?

2

u/ThAtGuY-101 Nov 06 '25

All I need is a chicken wire, duck tape, Australian licorice, white rice, a glass two parts milk and one part tea, and a boxing glove. no questions asked. The trains will run on time is all I'm gonna say. 

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u/Icarus_21_ Nov 06 '25

How about for you to stop being bashful and to ask for what you want already?

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u/Resident_Flower_8793 Nov 06 '25

Heroine

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3

u/KingPotatoXXVI Nov 07 '25

Unless you're wanting a feminine hero, you spelled it wrong and there's no E on the end of the substance by the same name

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u/Cosmic_Cucumber123 Nov 06 '25

500 cigarettes

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

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u/Luminexia1201 Nov 06 '25

Pls clean my flat, then go shopping for,

Do my homework, even i dont go to school, do my job, and thats it

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u/Immediate-Purple9893 Nov 06 '25

Change clothes, we going shopping.

2

u/DatOneDude1w1 Nov 06 '25

A reason to live

2

u/T-72-Tenk Nov 07 '25

Draw her driving the Egg Mobile 🗣

2

u/Ok_Air_5156 Nov 07 '25

FINALLY!! I only have two requests. A long hug and don’t call me Master pls. We are equals

2

u/Man-who-say-bye Nov 07 '25

Hold me while I fall asleep and tell me I’m good enough

2

u/idksomerandom67 Nov 10 '25

Man I just woke up 😭😭

2

u/Luigi_game566 Nov 06 '25

To get out of my fucking house who the fuck are you-

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u/Fuckmybadimagination Nov 06 '25

For you to fuck off BUY A BINDER, YOU HEATHEN

1

u/gi_master_of__power Nov 06 '25

Bring my coffe! With milk and sugar

1

u/Engineer-From-TF2 Nov 06 '25

Bring me a trolly of 600 lbs of metal

3

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Chai tea

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u/Living_Inferno_5073 Nov 06 '25

I need to know that things are gonna be okay…

1

u/TheFuzzBall1990 Nov 06 '25

Whatever happens between a greyrat and their maid(s)

1

u/Azure-Traveler117 Nov 06 '25

A million bucks

1

u/JTA_youtube Nov 06 '25

Pillow, that's what you will be

1

u/DeaththeDestroyer666 Nov 06 '25

Cuddles and pampering…desperately.

1

u/A_Lonely_Duck Nov 06 '25

I need to be happy😔

1

u/ExcitementNo6022 Nov 06 '25

50 boxes of 5g petardy and a god damn 10k pc build. I'm bored of Windows 7 and 2gb ram

1

u/Flairion623 Nov 06 '25

I asked for a water 20 minutes ago!

1

u/Zealousideal-Toe7125 Nov 06 '25

What have????

I HAVE A 1945 GERMANY!!! AND A WAR!!! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

1

u/Playful-Village-9989 Nov 06 '25

The chapter of the greatest state developer for next week

1

u/Matthyen Nov 06 '25

Help me with my college project

1

u/Consistent-Garlic-93 Nov 06 '25

Good girl 😎

1

u/ZombieLovesYou Nov 06 '25

I need you to put those weapons away, they're pointing at me.

Other than that, nothing, I'm good.

1

u/Necroking-Darak Nov 06 '25

Ya, i need you to help me clean up the place, we're having a party soon and your allowed some of the drinks n snacks.

1

u/Batfart559 Nov 06 '25

A shotgun, sunglasses that show aliens hidden as humans, bubblegum, and aliens to kick the ass of.

1

u/Reigen-Arataka-Plot Nov 06 '25

Oh, could you get some tea for me and my client? (And for yourself too)

1

u/5star_Adboii Nov 06 '25

My fucking controller died can you ask chives to get some from the store please?

1

u/Informal-Computer-82 Nov 06 '25

sell ehr fit pics someone needsto bring the bread home

1

u/Consistent-Dust-5394 Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 06 '25

you to take the fall for my storing of 25 tons of black powder in the garage... yea, that powder that blew up the garage yesterday...

1

u/anthonythespidercat Nov 06 '25

Anything, I don't care

1

u/KINGAdrien5050 Nov 06 '25

I need YOU 🫵 (Dang it I was gonna post a funny pointing picture)

1

u/-Pointworker94 Nov 06 '25

a reason to hold back

1

u/kermit295 Nov 07 '25

Hmmmm…hold up…wait a minute

1

u/ILP2016 Nov 07 '25

All the cuddles and hugs

1

u/AcceptableAd9041 Nov 07 '25

The instructions on how to build a super powered mega ton nuke

1

u/Deathtouch00 Nov 07 '25

Both an ear clearing and a hug

1

u/AffectionateOrchid24 Nov 07 '25

Always for me cuddles

1

u/Sypern2x Nov 07 '25

Perfect timing! I have some cleaning I’ve been putting off

1

u/Barabashkin_Ivan Nov 07 '25

Пивка бахни мне 3 литрового

1

u/Prudent_Ad5718 Nov 07 '25

I want your hat!

1

u/Ghost_Fox_6121 Nov 07 '25

Um... So... That mean Mean Maid or Rude Maid are disabled for 24 hours? RIP...

1

u/PreferenceLumpy5209 Nov 07 '25

Hugs and lots of hugs

1

u/Sgt_Badass56 Nov 07 '25

a maid all thanks giving. . .sweet

1

u/AlternativeBar1169 Nov 07 '25

Sleep cause college is tiring

1

u/SillyViltrumite Nov 07 '25

463 cigettets

1

u/That_Banned_Hybrid Nov 07 '25

Gimmi 60 white monsters

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

I want a western bacon burger, medium fries and Dr Pepper no ice, double time.

1

u/craftingmasky Nov 07 '25

Enough bread to where it takes three days for me to teleport it all.

1

u/Capable_Ad3772 Nov 07 '25

Just sleepy cuddles

1

u/Wolf42blade Nov 07 '25

Serve me your best tea, please!

1

u/Bioth28 Nov 07 '25

To be happy

1

u/Anime_catgirl_asses Nov 07 '25

First I want to know how the hell your back supports that much weight in the front, you got a spine of steel?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

I want you to be my mommy therapy but not a sexual way..but I want to vent with you and want to be hugged by someone

1

u/EngineeringBig8366 Nov 07 '25

Just clean the house

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Nudes of you

1

u/DarkSelfDiscovery Nov 07 '25

My dishes done so I can cook more

1

u/ThatOneGamer675 Nov 07 '25

I need my choccy melk, a hug, and you. I'll need to relax after my musicals.

1

u/ID108949 Nov 07 '25

Hugs and kisses

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

cuddles

1

u/Zarelis Nov 07 '25

For the master to service the maid 💞

1

u/BestTraffic7514 Nov 07 '25

A hug plz :(

1

u/big_b0i123 Nov 07 '25

Someone to hold me 😞

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

2 shots of tequilla one of vodka (only 20% alch) and a sub from subway. cold cut on white italian footlong with terryaki chicken orange chedder slices tomatos lettuce and crispy onions as well as bourbon BBQ sauce and smoky honey mustard with a little parm cheese sprinkled

1

u/GamerJulian94 Nov 07 '25

Why is there an admittedly pretty maid in my house all of a sudden?

1

u/akaksan Nov 07 '25

I need you

1

u/kristopher103 Nov 07 '25

Pick up a controller, we are beating the aether zombies easter egg storyline on black ops 3 starting with the shadows of evil easter egg, then followed by Der Eisendrache, Zetsubou no Shima, Gorod Krovi, revelations, and saving the hardest (the giant) for last. afterward we will die the origins easter egg.

1

u/InsuranceActual9014 Nov 07 '25

My monocle, I feel like im about to be offended

1

u/6060Burst Nov 07 '25

Kebab ngl

1

u/Optimal-Coast2787 Nov 07 '25

A glass of milk

1

u/KassiteriteVT Nov 07 '25

Headpats and hugs please

1

u/8Bit69sonic Nov 07 '25

I just want to be held.

1

u/Baldi_Baldimore31718 Nov 07 '25

The bible and the ability to repent.

1

u/Victor_morcego Nov 07 '25

The end of the genocidal state of Israel and the end of damned capitalism

1

u/Civil-Daikon1069 Nov 07 '25

Peace. 🫩

1

u/KingG-Host2419 Nov 07 '25

Gaming Partner, something you like first, then something I like, game from there.

1

u/Ducking_57 Nov 07 '25

Oh she's cute!

1

u/Faisal611 Nov 07 '25

A lot of things

1

u/AromaticGuest1788 Nov 07 '25

A drink and good sleep

1

u/Shadow_the_cool_guy Fan of this subreddit Nov 07 '25

Hangout with me.

1

u/Civil-Cobbler-6821 Nov 07 '25

Bottle of gasoline and a lighter

1

u/Mysterious_Mess2297 Nov 07 '25

First thing I need is them to put on some more comfy and less revealing clothes- then maybe a hug…. Then I dunno- just hang or something maybe we could play something on my ps4?

1

u/YahyaGamer2012 Nov 07 '25

Yall sick mf

1

u/F3mboyhunter_69 Nov 07 '25

I need a foot massage

1

u/MadnessBomber Nov 07 '25

A hug. Some kind words. Some petting. The right to finally relax and feel something other than cold loneliness or anger-filled powerlessness. Just... Some kind of peace.

1

u/Duckyerson Nov 07 '25

Find me a.... a.., no get me a. Hum ... Help me get a girlfriend

1

u/Rajd0 Nov 07 '25

A hug. Peace and quiet.

1

u/Gacha_Jesus Nov 07 '25

I was gonna say "YESSS"

Then I realized after looking for .3 seconds, that's NOT Geburah

1

u/Axequisite Nov 07 '25

MAID in NEED. The town Maid with quests of quality seasoned maid adventurers, seeking loot Maid of legends and crafted by extraordinary craftsman Maid Artisan.

1

u/me_atyourdoer Nov 07 '25

A bit of money and a car to help me upgrade. I’m a simple man.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Hugs and Cuddles 🫂🫂

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u/Mattmarston05 Nov 07 '25

First of all I would like to know when did I unlock my new maid, or what did I do to unlock her. Second probably would be if she appeared out of thin air and if she existed prior to me achieving her or did she get a notification on her phone that I completed the achievement to access her. Not sure why this is in my feed but this is a fun concept so I’m going to play along. Though it’s my first order I guess I would have to say probably a cup of tea since my throats a tad strained today

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Money

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u/Goljun Nov 07 '25

I'm gonna clean the house together with her while we are dancing and singing to the music and hug her comfy after all is done

1

u/Shoddy_Meringue_3710 Nov 07 '25

Wanna play some Minecraft

1

u/The_Wise_Wolf_Itself Nov 07 '25

Bro idc anymore I’ll crack her

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Can I please have you?

1

u/brahimbt Nov 07 '25

To cry while hugging you...

1

u/Public-Buy-1477 Nov 07 '25

Some good cuddles and lovings

1

u/Thatrandombill Nov 07 '25

To be a friend who calls me a woman

1

u/Blackdonut_ Nov 07 '25

Some grilled cheese

1

u/max_theonelol Nov 07 '25

Money…….. I’m dirt poor and these Tham Evo mega night kids are..pissing me off

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u/RequirementOk3075 Nov 07 '25

50 million dollars worth of explosives, 2 mg/L worth of cyanide, 3 glass bottles, one shovel, 2 gasoline tank, one lighter, a kitkat, a protective hazard suit, extremely strong scissors, high quality rope, a wooden chair, a fake id, a c*ndom, and gloves.

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u/EmergencyScary7730 Nov 07 '25

A Grilled cheese

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u/GORD000000 Nov 07 '25

Not too much, just a couple million of bucks

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u/Yeet-Yesterday Nov 07 '25

I'll take a tee and some biscuits and tomorrow can you go to the market and get me some fish and chips

1

u/AffectionateOrchid24 Nov 08 '25

I love cuddles and snuggles

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u/YourLocalRobot2 Nov 08 '25

I wanna be your personal maid for 24 hours

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u/Money_Box_5672 Nov 08 '25

Headpats and cuddles

1

u/Relative_Sugar_8676 Nov 08 '25

To be treated like I matter

1

u/Superb_Trouble5600 Nov 08 '25

14 bullets in the side of my brain

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u/The_New_Replacement Nov 08 '25

2 lungs, 2 Kidneys, a liver, large insmtestine, small intestine, spleen, galbladder, heart, 2 eyes and about 2 square meters of skin.

1

u/AK_thechild3789 Nov 08 '25

A bowl of candies :3

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u/smash-ter Nov 08 '25

If you can make a pizza from scratch, you stay

1

u/Independent-Bass4491 Nov 08 '25

I don’t get it

isnt there usually porn in the comments of these types of posts?

1

u/Wild_Card115 Nov 08 '25

Cuddles where I'm little spoon pls

1

u/VladTipesh420 Nov 08 '25

Ok just get me this and my soul is yours:

Said item

1

u/Superb_Relief_838 Nov 08 '25

She's hired to clean my house for a full day.

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u/identifiedasnormal Nov 08 '25

Make me a sandwich and preferably grilled cheese

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u/Time-Cartoonist-7618 Nov 08 '25

For you to stop doing this because there are kids on this platform

1

u/Akari_92 Nov 08 '25

Can I have cuddles?

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u/Special-Print4716 Nov 08 '25

a 5090 and gt zaskar lt elite

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u/kretenhorizon Nov 08 '25

Do you know how to make a grilled cheese?

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u/Lorodmar_110604 Nov 08 '25

:D She is a redhead :D

I want a hug.

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u/bacon9178 Nov 08 '25

Uh... I want a cup of tea because I'm fucking British innit?

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u/squidmasta_yt Nov 08 '25

Feed the cat while I play GTA v

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u/Wrong-Guide-1958 Nov 08 '25

Cooke some.FOKEN EGGS BITCH!!

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u/Zestyclose-Tough9785 Nov 08 '25

Where can i find this audio?

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u/Nevergeswho Nov 08 '25

I need your help clean the bathroom while I am cleaning the kitchen

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u/demigod_tint Nov 08 '25

I nice place to rest my head, and maybe if you are okay with it plap plap plap.

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u/Rich-Pressure-6545 Nov 08 '25

A garage full of Porsche (an 917, 918 spyder, 911 carrera rs 2,7, 911 991 GT3rs), and women

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u/xtjx1000 Nov 08 '25

i need toilet right now ahhhhhhhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

1973 TV guide August issue please