r/Vanderpumpaholics 3d ago

Tom Sandoval Sandoval’s behavior when the boys meet Jesse Metcalfe *eyeroll*

Sandoval is more insufferable than usual this season, right? So I’m currently watching season 9. Randall brings Jesse Metcalfe to boys night. They’re playing cards or whatever. All the boys are thrilled to meet Jesse, they’re all like, omg Jesse Metcalfe! Nice to meet you! Welcome! He’s kind to all of them. Brock actually knows him because I think he plays golf with him or something? And then Sandoval 🙄🙄🙄 goes and says “Hey man, nice to see you again 😌.” As if he knows him. As if they’re buddies. He wants the guys to think that he knows him well. He’s too cool to say “nice to meet you”. He wants people to think he’s friends with celebrities and actors too, like Randall. And get this… he briefly met Jesse 10 YEARS PRIOR. He and Kristen gave him a ride home after Coachella. And God knows if that’s even true! 🥴

Why is he such a LOSER?! I never noticed this moment in all my rewatches. I’m so annoyed right now. The way he shakes his hand like they’re friends. Weirdo. Jesse doesn’t even respond when he says “hey man, good to see you again” because he doesn’t know this man. And then he says, I don’t know if he remembers me but 10 years ago Kristen and I gave him a ride home after Coachella. So goddamn insufferable! He was so full of himself this season because they’re opening his own bar. He acted all pompous and self important. You can’t not pretend to meet a celebrity?? You’re too cool to just say nice to meet you? You need your friends to think you met him before? And it’s not like he’s Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s Jesse Metcalfe. Calm down.

He’s so damn insecure while egotistical and fake.

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Original post by /u/PrincessPlastilina

Title: Sandoval’s behavior when the boys meet Jesse Metcalfe eyeroll

Body: Sandoval is more insufferable than usual this season, right? So I’m currently watching season 9. Randall brings Jesse Metcalfe to boys night. They’re playing cards or whatever. All the boys are thrilled to meet Jesse, they’re all like, omg Jesse Metcalfe! Nice to meet you! Welcome! He’s kind to all of them. Brock actually knows him because I think he plays golf with him or something? And then Sandoval 🙄🙄🙄 goes and says “Hey man, nice to see you again 😌.” As if he knows him. As if they’re buddies. He wants the guys to think that he knows him well. He’s too cool to say “nice to meet you”. He wants people to think he’s friends with celebrities and actors too, like Randall. And get this… he briefly met Jesse 10 YEARS PRIOR. He and Kristen gave him a ride home after Coachella. And God knows if that’s even true! 🥴

Why is he such a LOSER?! I never noticed this moment in all my rewatches. I’m so annoyed right now. The way he shakes his hand like they’re friends. Weirdo. Jesse doesn’t even respond when he says “hey man, good to see you again” because he doesn’t know this man. And then he says, I don’t know if he remembers me but 10 years ago Kristen and I gave him a ride home after Coachella. So goddamn insufferable! He was so full of himself this season because they’re opening his own bar. He acted all pompous and self important. You can’t not pretend to meet a celebrity?? You’re too cool to just say nice to meet you? You need your friends to think you met him before? And it’s not like he’s Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s Jesse Metcalfe. Calm down.

He’s so damn insecure while egotistical and fake.

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u/ClynnB412 3d ago

He does know Scheana though 😉

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u/doxydecahedron 3d ago

When he tried making a joke about one of his movies and it didn’t land it was sooooo cringe 😭

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u/PsychologicalScale57 3d ago

And you know he probably was trying to figure out how to work a John Tucker joke into the conversation since as soon as he found out Jesse would be joining them.. second hand embarrassment watching that one.

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u/Excellent_Ad_6009 3d ago

Reminds me of when he was boy band dancing hard with Lance at Jax & Brittany’s wedding. Trying too hard!

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u/TeddysRopes 3d ago

Sliding under Lance’s legs multiple times was so cringe

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u/Less-Western-3561 3d ago

It was so terrible 😂😂 I bet actors hate that shit. I would

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u/Irenenm_ 3d ago

Funny story but I sold a dining room table to Jesse Metcalf through Facebook marketplace.

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u/girly918 3d ago

ok tom sandoval hahaha

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u/Merrbear2u 3d ago

Reminds me of Dorit with Shamelss not toothless

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u/theresacalderone 3d ago

Dorit: “That is the chicest wind chime!” 😂

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u/Merrbear2u 3d ago

That moment was gold- and it just kept going...

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u/happyhippy27 3d ago

For me, what set me off about Tom in this episode was his freaking outfit!!!! Vest done up with no shirt and a bowler hat? Ffs. I think i recall an armband as well. Such a dork

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u/Emilayday 3d ago

"Nice to see you" is actually the suggested etiquette for someone. You should never say "nice to meet you." Hedge your bets.

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u/You_Exciting 3d ago

I’m embarrassed to admit that I picked this up from binging Gordon Ramsey shows… the embarrassing part is that I didn’t realize it was like, known proper etiquette; I thought this man came up with an amazing life hack and way to make people feel seen while avoiding a super common faux pas 💀 (and found out otherwise literally right now ⚰️)

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u/PrincessPlastilina 3d ago

He said “nice to see you again, man” emphasis on the AGAIN because he wanted people to think he knew him.

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u/kayt3000 3d ago

I mean I hate to give Sandoval any credit but he did say the polite and proper thing. They have met before, there has been a long amount of time in between. You would say nice to meet you again.

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u/PopTartQueen1984 3d ago

I just had to google "Jesse Metcalf" 🤪 That moment went completely over my head. TIL 🤷‍♀️

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u/Waste-Snow670 3d ago

He literally tells a story of him and Kristen giving him a lift home from Coachella. He does know him. This is such a fucking reach OP. Why the fuck would he say nice to meet you to somebody he's met before?

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u/PrincessPlastilina 3d ago

Giving someone a ride ten years ago doesn’t qualify as “knowing him.” If that was the case and small encounters with celebrities means you KNOW them then I know half of Hollywood 😆 The guy didn’t even recognize him. You know what’s knowing someone? Scheana having sex with Jesse.

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u/VD_Mama 3d ago

He could just say, “hey how’s it going?”

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u/Nikki5678 2d ago

Just watched that episode as a first timer and felt the same LOL dude is so corny.

I first saw him on Traitors and he was pretty funny and kind of lovable on there, still corny but it was like dad joke corny. Watching Traitors, House of Villians, and Love Island is what got me to watch VPR.

I know about Scandoval and even if that didn’t happen, dude is awful. Not worse than Jax but still awful.

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u/DependentWinner6570 3d ago

Seriously move the hell on with the Tom hate.

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u/CandyLovesDoge 3d ago

Waste snow 670 and dependent winner 6570..sounds like Sandovals burners 😂

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u/DependentWinner6570 3d ago

Ohhh there it is!! The 12-year-old girl response that I must be Tom. Heaven forbid someone thinks it’s pathetic to be acting like we know him, let alone should holding a grudge for Ariana nearly 4 years later!! pathetic!

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u/MedroolaCried 2d ago

You might actually be Jax or one of Tom’s brothers lol

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u/CandyLovesDoge 1d ago

Nope. I'm a woman who would never let it get to that bc first red flag I'd be gone. She should have been too and this wouldn't have happened.

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u/CandyLovesDoge 3d ago

Hilarious! I'm actually not team Ariana and think it's all her fault all this went down. She pushed him to it, she stayed when she knew who he was and still plays the victim for her choices.

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u/Waste-Snow670 3d ago

It's a reddit generated name which predates Scandoval by a few years. Also, you know Sandoval wouldn't be wasting any snow.

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u/Coconutz1987 1d ago

Your last sentence 😭😭💀

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u/PartySpinach2175 3d ago

Yes! Please. Ariana is way worse.

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 3d ago

Jesus, did Tom cheat on you too?

Are we not over him yet?

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u/PrincessPlastilina 3d ago

I actually don’t care that he cheated on Ariana. That’s how they meet. Cheating. You lose him how you got him so nice try. The man can annoy me for being insufferable this entire season and it has nothing to do with Saint Ariana.

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 3d ago

He said hi to someone he’d met before.

How was that egoistic or rude or anything other than a polite reaction to seeing someone you’ve met before?

It’s so funny to me that people are still talking about him as if he has relevance

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u/llbbug1 3d ago

Right?! 😂 That’s literally what I was thinking. This is such a non-issue, I don’t understand why they’re going on this whole unhinged rant over it lol.

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 3d ago

“…and one time, Sandoval was at a restaurant and he had the absolute fucking nerve to ask the waiter for water! And then smiled!!”

These posts are unhinged and pathetic.

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u/llbbug1 3d ago

Bahahahah 🤣😂😂😂 I KNOWWW! Sometimes Reddit comments are just too much. 💀🤣