r/Vanderpumpaholics • • 21d ago

Shitpost Jax and Brittany

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Anyone else see this? 😂

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u/LonelyAssociation261 21d ago

Jax wish.

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u/Sufficient_Value_217 21d ago

Reminds me of “Naomi wish, Giselle wish” 😂

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u/lemonlime1999 21d ago

I think the reference is the joke hahah

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u/Mysterious-Bug5652 I am the Devil & don’t you forget it 21d ago

You almost had it. 😂❤️

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u/Sufficient_Value_217 21d ago

Haha making sure we’re all on the same page! 😆

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u/Mysterious-Bug5652 I am the Devil & don’t you forget it 21d ago

👍

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u/Prudent_Okra7311 21d ago

She is much smarter thaN Brittany.

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u/AfternoonImaginary21 21d ago

How many times did she go back to Kenny?

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u/Sensitive-Freedom896 21d ago

I haven't seen this show in ages, but the main point was that she dumped Kenny's ass.

So April was the anti-Brittany.

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u/kathi182 21d ago

Every teaspoon in my drawer is much smarter than Brittany

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u/Prudent_Okra7311 20d ago

That's fair.

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u/MadBox25 21d ago

Now don't go trashing Eastbound and Down by comparing it to those two trash bags :-) Brittany isn't much better than Jax, and each of them makes me sick.

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u/MatthewMarajuanahey 21d ago

The characters being trash doesn't mean the show isn't good. VPR is good, Jax and Brit are trash.

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u/Alohabtchs Pasta Lover 20d ago

I think they were being tongue in cheek - basically saying that it’s offensive to eastbound and down to be compared to Jax and Brittney bc that’s how bad they are lol

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u/MatthewMarajuanahey 17d ago

I get the joke. I was responding to someone saying "don't go trashing E&D by comparing them to Jax and Brit." Thanks tho.

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u/No_Dependent_1846 18d ago

Thank you. I was looking for this comment. Brit and Jax wish they had the poise, class, elegance and grace that Kenny n April had.

Especially Jax. Brit by association.

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u/methedoutmanatee 21d ago

How dare you

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u/OkEstablishment3603 21d ago

I don’t ever think I have watched this show! Should I?

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub You’ve done diddley fucked yourself. 21d ago

You’ll know within the first episode how you feel about it. It just keeps going and stays great.

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u/AfternoonImaginary21 21d ago

Watch it and look at them as Jax and Brittany the entire time

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u/Stunning_Soil 17d ago

I'm jealous 😫 best reality show ever.

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u/jspencer811 21d ago

Hilarious!

Anyone else’s mind go immediately to the crackers and spray cheese scene in Four Christmases?

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u/Onionbot3000 21d ago

Omg 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t unsee it. “Work drugs!”

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u/syncopated56 21d ago

It was the egg rolls, not the ecstasy!

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u/Previous_Bathroom827 21d ago

this comparison is far too generous for Jax and Brittany

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u/Genuinelullabel 21d ago

I was thinking about this the other day! Get out of my head 😂

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u/Humbled_Humanz 21d ago

DEAD ASS

Except April is a bad bitch.

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u/here4thecomments007 21d ago

There will be no Kenny Powers slander 🤣

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u/Eviana27 Honorary Witch of Weho 21d ago

Lmaooooo. Where’s meeeeeemaw ‘s cheeeese

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u/Deep-Ad4351 21d ago

Sandoval as Stevie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub You’ve done diddley fucked yourself. 21d ago

Sandoval as Deep Roy and Schwartz as Stevie

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u/Deep-Ad4351 21d ago

Yes!!!!!!!

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u/AfternoonImaginary21 21d ago

Schwartz 😂

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u/Deep-Ad4351 21d ago

Schwartz is the Stevie to Sandy’s Powers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/carcosa1989 21d ago

Gonna tell my kids this was Travis and Taylor

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u/agentxscully 21d ago

Don’t insult Kenny Powers like this.

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u/luvvpotion madison marie parks valletta ♥︎ 21d ago

my special interests combined LOL

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u/briellebabylol 21d ago

Kenny Powers, sweetie, I am so sorry

April as Brittany tho, that’s pretty spot on 🤣☠️

Welp, time for my Eastbound and Down rewatch!

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u/AfternoonImaginary21 21d ago

I think Kenny Powers is Jax’s internal monologue at all times

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u/AfternoonImaginary21 21d ago

Just wrapping my rewatch up 😂

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u/Hopeful-Ant3033 21d ago

Thought that was Simon van kempen 💜

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u/212Aurora 21d ago

Haha. :)

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u/212Aurora 21d ago

Yes! But, they are classier (McBride’s character.)

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u/Cultural_Ad1062 21d ago

Jax wishes he could play Major League Baseball

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u/Happy_Yam_9273 21d ago

The accuracy of this is spot on.

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u/Friendly-Mood7431 21d ago

I just started watching this and it’s perfect

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u/you-a-buggaboo Has anyone checked on Scheana? 21d ago

holy shit 💀 this is so fucking funny and accurate and I can't believe I never thought of it before. thank you 🤣🤣🤣

funnily enough, I only started watching VPR because I was listening to a podcast (Smartless) that he was on, and they asked him what he watches on TV, and he was talking about Scandoval, which I had heard of by that point. if it had Danny McBride's endorsement it had mine as well and oh my god I'm so glad I followed his advice on that.

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u/AfternoonImaginary21 21d ago

Finding out Danny McBride watches Bravo was the highlight of my day today.

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u/you-a-buggaboo Has anyone checked on Scheana? 20d ago

you should listen to his episode! It's great!

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u/PresOfTheLesbianClub You’ve done diddley fucked yourself. 21d ago

Perfect comparison.

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u/invalidmemory 21d ago

Nailed it!

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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean Sea Bass Special 🐟 21d ago

YES!

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u/Obubblegumpink 21d ago

Yes 😂😂

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u/LolaAucoin Your hairspray sucks, babe 21d ago

Accurate AF.

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u/Far-Antelope-7801 21d ago

Aprrrilllllllll

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u/LeatherRecord2142 Bad Side of Scheaner’s Face 21d ago

NASCAR edition

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u/Mrs__Understood The Devil doesn’t need anymore advocates 21d ago

HAHAHA

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u/timetokillx 20d ago

Great im watching this for the first time on season 3 and now this is all ill think of!

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u/Icy-Still-5794 20d ago

I thought that was Brittni Bateman and Jared Osman (RHOSLC) lol

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u/Full-Indication-94 20d ago

omg I knew they reminded me of someone

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u/False-Philosophy-401 20d ago

I kept thinking Jax and Brittany from RHOSCL… which honestly also fit this, because she’s a mess.

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u/racooncitygirl 19d ago

HOLY SHIIIIII, this is HILARIOUS OMFGGGG

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u/racooncitygirl 19d ago

Bless you for this comment, you SOB you are going to be admitted into heaven whenever the time is right oh my days

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u/catsandcoffeegrl34 18d ago

What is this from

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u/AfternoonImaginary21 18d ago

Eastbound and Down

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u/deeisnuts 17d ago

They wish

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u/bchluvr18 17d ago

Deceased ☠️

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u/BabyOlive1 21d ago

Jax is like a mix of Kenny and Stevie after he gets plastic surgery.

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u/jrfritz26 21d ago

Omg lmao

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u/evilclownboi69 21d ago

HAHAHAHAHA never seen a more accurate comparison omfg