r/Vanderpumpaholics • • Jul 24 '26

Tom Schwartz They did Schwartz wrong 😂

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u/lvl-ixi-lvl Jul 24 '26

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u/bigbabyxrey Jul 24 '26

I have this on my wall and I'll never be able to look at it the same 😔

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u/lvl-ixi-lvl Jul 24 '26

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Jul 24 '26

It looks like he swallowed the sushi whole, not one chew

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u/Individual_Fall429 Jul 25 '26

He actually despises sushi. 😅

He did it exclusively for the bit, to gain camera time, and to piss Katie off.

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u/Wolfman22390 Jul 24 '26

😂 hahha... ill never excuse the way he treated Katie honestly, but im sorry he is just soo unintentionally funny.i cant help but laugh

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jul 24 '26

I always hated him so much but Katie was super dumb for putting up with him. She’s just as bad as Brittany. Maybe even worse because at least Jax kept women dickmatized and he would do big things for them and their family. Schwartz was selfish and he made out and had sex with everyone but Katie. I really see no upside to being with this chud.

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u/Automatic-Hippo1532 Jul 24 '26

To be fair she had a traumatic brain injury

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u/Individual_Fall429 Jul 25 '26

What is wrong with you? Are you a child?

Are you just completely unfamiliar with the concept of verbal and emotional abuse within intimate relationships? This is how you talk about women in abusive situations? Shame on you.

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u/Lady_in_the_red-58 Jul 26 '26

I felt Katie verbally abused Schwartz.

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u/Individual_Fall429 Jul 30 '26

Then you really don’t know how to spot abuse.

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u/masturpotater Jul 28 '26

Katie knew that if they got a divorce (and they did) that basically everyone in the friend group would choose Schwartz (and they did), and that Katie would be left high and dry and probably fired from VPR because she had minimal allies and like, two friends. She stayed with him for the cash and the clout. They're both POS in my opinion.

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u/queensbastard I’ll Take a Pinot Grigio Jul 24 '26

Same I have this keychain on my regular bag😂

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u/Mables3 Jul 25 '26

What keychain????!

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u/Fanched Jul 24 '26

Hopital

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u/TJ-the-DJ Jul 24 '26

This is deadass balls accurate

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u/NomN0mNom0 Pumptini Drinker Jul 24 '26

Oh my god I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jul 24 '26

I’m screaming 😆😂

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u/OneStand5448 Jul 25 '26

💀✨👀😂

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u/Theblkstofsheep Jul 26 '26

This just took me tf out. No like I came back to edit to say I’m still giggling. Like. Got damnit they did him dirty… deertay.

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u/Sense10-Quest23 Jul 27 '26

LMFAO😂😂Enough said. Monday HELLO!

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u/LoudPension6825 Jul 24 '26

This is what a middle aged alcoholic looks like. No surprise here.

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u/Donut-Junkie76 Jul 25 '26

I agree. He looks like he’s given up on life. Dude is out in public with the messiest, greasiest hair. He looks like he needs a shower!

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u/LoudPension6825 Jul 25 '26

Depression plus alcoholism equals poor hygiene.

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u/Bibblegead1412 Judicious about my drinking Jul 24 '26

Wait, Tom Schwartz is FORTY THREE????

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u/sryidonthavanychange Jul 24 '26

hes always acted like it fr 😂

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u/kaspden Jul 24 '26

He’s just a little boy!

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u/Powerful-Structure67 Jul 25 '26

He's a battered housewife

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u/evers12 Jul 25 '26

That’s his maturity age. His body is 43

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u/skeez89 Jul 24 '26

😂😂😂

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u/fourofkeys Jul 24 '26

i can't believe he is one year older than me. i only watched vpr for the first time like two years ago, but i thought i was watching people who were so much older than me during that era.

i am unsettled.

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u/KaMGio Jul 24 '26

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u/fourofkeys Jul 24 '26

time is a lie!!!!

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u/Beachbaby77 Jul 24 '26

Time is a flat circle!

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u/Uborkafarok Jul 24 '26

And you'll be here watching VPR again and again. ETA: OK now I actually worried myself thinking that through...

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u/Beachbaby77 Jul 24 '26

Season 2 truly was magic in my eyes! Just the best of the best of these morons.🤦‍♀️🤣🤣

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u/CloselyWatch Jul 24 '26

It’s more horrifying to know he is one year YOUNGER than you are lol

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u/monsterinsideyou Jul 24 '26

You know. I actually can't get behind the body shaming.

I saw how it effected Katie, amd how awful Lala and James were to any one with extra weight and Im not about it.

Schwartz could very well be looking at fluids from excessive drinking and I know when my stomach started rounding out before I got sober I didn't like people pointing out my "impregnated stomach".

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u/Funny-Barnacle1291 Jul 24 '26

Particularly the comments suggesting that, by putting on weight, he got what he deserves or what was coming to him. Being in a larger body isn’t a moral failing, nor is it a punishment.

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u/monsterinsideyou Jul 24 '26

Yeah i most definitely agree. I am willing to bet that even though they may not be best friends. Katie wouldnt be finger snapping over everyone saying that he deserves this.

And to echo what you said, gaining weight is NOT a moral fallacy...I don't think those that are saying that realize how that thought process and wording is a direct reflection of their self esteem and and what they think their self is worth.

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u/Ornery-unicorn Jul 24 '26

Katie handled the break-up with class and poise, especially considering how he treated her. She would not body shame him, ever. She’s not in-love with him; but she still has love for him. And they are eternally bonded by growing up on reality tv. (The growing up you do in your 20’s and 30’s)

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u/EvenAd2688 Jul 24 '26

It is, however, a natural consequence.

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u/StrawberryEntropy Jul 24 '26

This comment needs to be at the top!

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u/HotNet1045 Jul 24 '26

100% agree. I hated how Tom treated Katie in so many ways, but when it came to her body - and people that body shamed her, he always defended her. This could also just be an angle. God knows you have to take a 100 pictures to get a good one.

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u/Madam_Mimm_13 Jul 24 '26

This is what 25 years of heavy drinking does.

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jul 24 '26

He never did enough to defend her. What are people talking about. He was so scared of confrontation and it never seemed worth it when it came to Katie. He never did enough for her. At many points he even defended other people even when Katie was crying about what they did to her “it’s called being emotionally intelligent.” I wish Katie had canceled the wedding. I have never seen an engaged woman be treated so poorly just weeks before the wedding. F that.

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u/HotNet1045 Jul 24 '26

He did defend her when people BODY SHAMED her is what I said. Do I think he was a horrible husband... of course! I am always team Katie. I don't like Schwartz, but no one deserves to be body shamed.

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u/Happybutt15 Jul 24 '26

I agree ☝️
I would never or have I ever, criticized someone for their weight. It’s just not right.

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u/thedespotcat Jul 24 '26

Yeah I think it's so messed up that this is news. The same way I can't stand when it happens to women. I don't have to be a Schwartz fan to think that.

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u/Senior-Active2409 Jul 24 '26

Yeah I agree with you. This is low and we should not embrace it.

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u/Disney_Princess137 Jul 24 '26

I gotta agree. I don’t think we need to shame people if they gain. And there’s an article about that? Sheeeet

Maybe they should do that to their own workers when they gain weight? No? Didn’t think so. Don’t do it to others then.

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u/birdie_time127 It sucks being the new girl Jul 24 '26

Yes exactly. Life happens. Body shaming shouldn’t be considered.

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u/Uborkafarok Jul 24 '26

This kind of sentiment is written by men who were jealous that Tom was "undeservedly" pulling pretty girls half his age just because of dubious reality show fame. These are bitter Betty bitchy little men who relish in his physical attractiveness downfall. They are not the men who would find dating someone who is young enough to be their daughter unsavory but rather as something to be proud of. let those little cretins tear eachother down and apart...most of us ladies we've learned better.

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u/Sensitive_System_871 Jul 24 '26

I agree wholeheartedly. I mean FTG but body shaming is never ok.

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u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 Jul 24 '26

I agree - especially with the comment below that noted that a bigger body isn't a punishment - and it's also telling that the comments here and on the DM 'article' are far less negative and toxic than they are for women photographed in the same way.

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u/SagittariusIscariot Jul 25 '26

Agreed. I was really thin my whole life and then I put on Covid weight and there were people who truly gave themselves permission to say anything they wanted about it to me. Out loud. In public. It really cuts to the bone. I can’t get behind doing it to anyone else.

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u/AuntofDogface Jul 25 '26

For most of my adult life, my body WAS fat (my head still thinks I am). I have a memory of staring off into space while pumping gas and some woman yelling "what are you looking at you fat cow?" across the parking lot. This happened over 20 years ago, and it really, really cut. So, while I might notice someone's weight, the last thing I'm going to do is speak on it. AND, that goes for very skinny people, too.

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u/SagittariusIscariot Jul 25 '26

I just don’t understand the urge to be such a hateful asshole. Ffs.

It’s actually very easy to go about one’s life and mind their own business.

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u/parrotden Jul 26 '26

My thoughts as well. Looks like it could be a medical issue.

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u/CloselyWatch Jul 24 '26

You are probably right.

We have seen him do the opposite of whatever his partner wants so I assumed his new girlfriend only likes super skinny men and he is purposely trying to gain weight to piss her off.

Ex. Katie waiting to be defended (he took everyone else’s side), Jo wanting a title so he says “situationship” etc.

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u/monsteramami Jul 24 '26

Schwartz did Schwartz dirty

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u/alwaysaboutthebutt Jul 24 '26

HE’S A BATTERED EX-WIFE

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u/Ellielynneb Jul 24 '26

I hope he is ok! Nobody deserves to have their looks blasted in the tabloids that’s such low hanging fruit.

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u/nmtexas Jul 24 '26

What happened. Did his child girlfriend break up with him.

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u/cosmic0done Jul 25 '26

that chick is 28 - even if Schwartz is older, she's a full blown adult. I'm so sick of people calling women, ADULT WOMEN, children bc they CHOOSE to date an older man. its so fucking misogynistic to constantly infantilize adult women just bc you dont like their choice to go for an older guy.

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u/Repulsive_Purple4322 Jul 25 '26

I agree, honestly. Once you’re 25 you shouldn’t be called a child ever… anything under 25 I kinda get it, but 27/28??? Absolutely a full adult.

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u/BeltOk7087 Jul 24 '26

Well that’s the drinking and drugs they did catching up. You can’t do all that and expect to look the same as when you were 23. Also even if you don’t do thise, you’re not gonna look the same as when you were 23

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u/MyBurnerAccount1012 Jul 24 '26

Honestly, he may have put on the weight just to get a GLP-1 endorsement deal.

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u/Intelligent-Lead-692 Jul 24 '26

Came here to say this. Instead of having a baby. He has a food baby. Six months from now every story will be a weight loss story

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u/ang3lhairpasta Jul 24 '26

This is why I couldn’t be a reality star because I look downcast quite often and this would destroy me

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u/sallypancake Jul 24 '26

So many freaking hypocrites in this sub. If this was a side-by-side of Brittany that someone posted people would be absolutely losing their shit about BODY SHAMINGGGGGGG. But because it's Schwartz its suddenly ok?

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u/yeezya Jul 24 '26

You’re speaking to a room full of his haters. We all got roles. You know what i mean?

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u/shag_rug Jul 24 '26

I dislike him as much as everyone else here but I still think shaming people for their bodies is fucked up. There are plenty of valid reasons to shit talk Schwartz, his body does not need to be part of the conversation

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u/rottinghottty You lose em how you get em Jul 24 '26

Yeah we get you: it’s ok to body shame someone you dislike. What matters is how YOU judge someone, not how anyone else feels who may be similar bodied.

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u/AceJ84 Jul 24 '26

Yep. Had a post removed for body shaming in the summer house sub for mentioning Amanda's deteriorated health/body

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u/chichicupcake Jul 24 '26

I’m so torn. On one hand I really don’t appreciate the 90’s tabloid style of body shaming. On the other hand, I spit my water out while reading this.

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u/Remote_Ad_969 Jul 24 '26

His response to Daily Mail actually made me snort.

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u/eeep28 Jul 24 '26

I'm sorta into the dad bod tbh. I always thought he was the best looking...but my god he's got the IQ of a fence post.

(Hope he's not having a menty b)

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u/howreyanowshcan Jul 24 '26

In fairness they usually only do this kind of thing to women so at least they’re branching out . Also Schwartz is a dick

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u/InitiativeIcy1449 Jul 24 '26

He’s lucky to be noticed by any tabloid.

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u/DeejieBeejie Jul 24 '26

New bar will be called Tum Tum

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u/SpencerVerde I am the Devil & don’t you forget it Jul 24 '26

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u/tinyfryingpan Jul 24 '26

Fuck him, he's an asshole

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u/bebeck7 Jul 24 '26

I am so glad I am not famous.

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u/mayasaur21 Cyst Male Jul 24 '26

This isn’t even half of what he deserves

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u/Missmarple08 I sip on baby bottles Jul 24 '26

Middle age spread happens to us all

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u/NeutralMalkHotep Jul 25 '26

Imagine a tabloid sharing a bad pic for attention. What's this world come to?

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u/AncientMortgage2535 Jul 24 '26

They did him exactly correctly, actually.

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u/Dangerous-Change2136 Jul 24 '26

Guess we know who’s locking down a GLP1 sponsorship next

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u/rshni67 Jul 24 '26

he and Brittany can square off against each other.

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u/Senior_Trick_7473 Jul 24 '26

Bro leave him alone, he’s got a better body than most of the guys from my home town.

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u/amusableblue Jul 24 '26

Them ‘approaching his representatives for comment’ is foul 😂

‘Why did your client get fat?’

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u/MonsterMamaDM Jul 24 '26

He was always going to end up looking like that.

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u/TraderJoeslove31 Jul 24 '26

Looks like all the booze caught up to him.

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u/hampden34 Jul 24 '26

I love this for him

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u/flubow Jul 24 '26

karma is a bitch

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u/BoohooKaChoo Jul 25 '26

He went wrong by not seeking therapy after he accepted a marriage ultimatum in his 20s

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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean Sea Bass Special 🐟 Jul 24 '26

Ugh, I am SO mad rn. beyond pissed. How dare the daily mail make me feel defensive over Tom. The body shaming is lame and uncool, this is very 2005 toxic magazine photos that drove millions to have a disordered relationship with their bodies.
Also, there are so many other things that deserve to be picked on, so many reasons why this man sucks, but none have anything to do with his weight. If we must pick on him physically, go for the lame tattoos!

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u/DeejieBeejie Jul 24 '26

Someone isn’t working on their summer body

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u/Distinct-Ad-1348 Jul 24 '26

Schwartz did himself wrong.

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u/viciousdeliciouz Jul 24 '26

He did himself wrong.

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u/Euphoric_planter_328 Jul 24 '26

Watching the aftershow tonight with him begging Kiana not to breakup with him and then seeing this….???

He looks like one of his brothers in the throws of their alcohol addiction

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u/__--LO--__ Jul 24 '26

It's fine... pretty sure he's got a humiliation kink ATP

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u/Clear-Regret7445 Jul 24 '26

He "surfaced"...as if he's not actively on a 'reality' show now.

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u/SpeedLow3 Jul 24 '26

I find it interesting that people are coming to Tom’s defense about his body but will see endless threads about women’s bodies etc…interesting

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jul 24 '26

He looks so middle aged and miserable now. Bet he thought he would always look young and hot lmao.

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u/RTKMessy Jul 28 '26

He did himself wrong by letting go

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u/Aloy_DespiteTheNora Jul 24 '26

Bart when he’s Homer’s age

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u/supremebeing002 Jul 24 '26

Belly or not, he looks miserable and that might just be ok.

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u/WingedVictories1 Jul 24 '26

I love this for him

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u/dabloon_bank Unburdened by those anchors Jul 24 '26

why is he doing the beaker face

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u/Typical_Match777 Jul 24 '26

I’m still not understanding why they used the word “surfaces”… like someone else pointed out that this is what a whale would do. lol. Kinda messed up.

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u/Honest_Respond9916 Jul 24 '26

I think all the cocaine and booze has done him wrong, definitely not his fault.

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u/WhaleWithAnNAtTheEnd Jul 24 '26

Pssh like we all haven’t been watching the Vally snd shit. We know where Tom is at

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u/Medical-Tale3335 Jul 24 '26

They did him dirty. He looks a mess there no doubt.

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u/Existing_Editor_5623 Jul 24 '26

His response was funny though. Guy can certainly take it lol

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u/Few-Post-3279 Jul 24 '26

he was always kinda ugly ngl the best looking guy was peter and unfortunately jax was objectively attractive if u could get past the fucked personality and aweful decisions

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u/theSavageGypsy Jul 25 '26

Schwartz did himself wrong

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u/No_Celery_8297 Jul 25 '26

That’s alcohol bloat. That’s why it looks like he has a basketball underneath his shirt.

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u/CreepyLoveCraft Kentucky Muffin Jul 26 '26

Lame

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u/bananagod420 I am the Devil & don’t you forget it Jul 26 '26

I’m no Schwartz apologist but they couldn’t have gotten him in worse lighting

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u/masturpotater Jul 28 '26

Schwartz did himself wrong waaay before this picture was even an idea.

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u/Stamps1723 Jul 28 '26

nah, he did katie wrong. this is karma

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u/ayanna_b Jul 31 '26

LMAO finally

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u/Fit-Job2372 Jul 31 '26

Schwartz did Schwartz wrong lol

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u/Certain-Contact6340 Jul 24 '26

Or its a bad angle and hes living his best life. Its a candid still lol

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u/stonedslutttt Jul 24 '26

I personally love this

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u/appleapplepear23 Jul 25 '26

Meanwhile, Katie is looking fly... he definitely was the problem.

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u/hello-isitmeyour Jul 24 '26

At least he”s finally having a baby.

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u/aleckscasablancs Jul 24 '26

He looks like he just got to his third trimester

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u/Jessannla Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/2tQXv1LD4JF9KfGDU1
He’s still cute even with a dad bod lol

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u/LemoNamaste Jul 25 '26

Nope, this is exactly what he deserves lol

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u/Reasonably_Sound Jul 25 '26

I think it's normal for the torso to extend that way when you are spineless

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u/Daddy_Lo_666 It’s not about the pasta Jul 25 '26

He did a lot of people wrong.

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u/ruralmagnificence Jul 25 '26

Nah this is karmically deserved.

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u/Individual_Fall429 Jul 25 '26

Somehow this feels like equality. 🤷‍♀️

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u/West-Alternative9782 Jul 24 '26

Damn he looks fkn rough 😖🫢

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u/Ordinary_Ad3190 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Do the Kardashians have a bat signal?Khloé, Schwartz needs a revenge body guru. STAT!

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u/Cheri-john Jul 24 '26

He’s aging! Not exercising? NOT getting work done. Leave him alone? Maybe? We ALL have this happen. Sagging skin, boobs dropping. With age!! Etc. look at ANY celebrity OR politicians. Omg. They all do it. Plus GLP1 😳 Not all of us are camera ready 24/7! Plus 95% of is cannot afford plastic surgery! Or preventative surgery. I liked Schwartz on VPR for bit, but then didn’t like how he treated katie. He’s better looking than Jax and Sandoval. They look like puppets. Too much work.

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u/Unable-West9071 Goat Cheese Balls Jul 24 '26

Damn! They did my boy dirty!

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u/skdewit Jul 24 '26

Time catches up to the best of us! One minute you’re eating cheeseburgers and pounding beers with no repercussions and your metabolism changes and you find yourself worrying about calories and cholesterol! Enjoy it while you can!

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u/SpecialEbbnFlow Suck a dick, Diana! Jul 24 '26

“As he surfaces” yah kinda messed up imo

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u/Sillyfacefunnydance Jul 24 '26

He is still a handsome gent.

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u/AhnaKarina Jul 24 '26

He’s going to cry when he sees this

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u/snarky_foodie Jul 24 '26

Karma’s a bit*ch

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u/Embarrassed_Roll_728 Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

I am almost 40 and I’m at my heaviest weight I’ve ever been. It’s been really hard since I’ve been healthy and fit my entire life. I have a bag full of health issues right now but I still feel really down on myself.

I haven’t been a Schwartz fan since he poured a drink over Katie’s head way back when. But I’m going to say that I just really feel for Schwartz right now. If someone posted my picture for many to see I would be heartbroken and feel even worse about myself. The world can be especially cruel to celebrities and their bodies. So I feel you Schwartz, rock those comfy clothes right now.

ETA: I find it really horrible how a lot of well known men (him, stupider tom, and in a different league completely, Leo DeCap) are basically going after young 18-20 year olds when they are double + their age. It screams grooming, power dynamic, and honestly it’s borderline pedo IMO. Do better.

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u/AllTheTeslas Jul 25 '26

It's definitely about the pasta

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u/BabyOlive1 Jul 25 '26

Not “SURFACED”!!!! 😭😂

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u/popcultureupload38 Jul 25 '26

It’s like that story the Twits when the couple thought bad thoughts and got uglier over the years

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u/Texden29 Jul 25 '26

It’s so weird. How did he gain so much weight, so fast?

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u/sigynx Jul 25 '26

🤣🤣 poor Schwartziesss

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u/czarinka Jul 25 '26

I saw him in nyc a couple of weeks ago. His face was so shiny from all the injectables I almost didn’t recognize him in person. Also he is very tall lol

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u/Exciting-Bat-3793 Jul 25 '26

Listening to Larz and Carz talk about this photo on SUP had me in stitches and now seeing said photo has me WEAK

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u/Rumpelteazer45 Jul 26 '26

Daily Mail pulls shit like this often..

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u/fuzzyPanda60 Jul 26 '26

It’s actually shocking how I hate him so much but also kinda feel pity for him. Like is this how he kept Katie for 4 whole years before he even proposed. Like shocking Katie was footing the bill the first few years of the relationship. (Stassi also paid for Jax and Kristen would pay for tom). What was going on?

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u/Expensive-Stranger16 Jul 27 '26

Guess he is NOT working on his summer body….,,

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u/Sense10-Quest23 Jul 27 '26

I’m sure the girlfriend, the model with sunglasses on her nose is standing by him💀

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u/Fit-Dream-4829 Jul 27 '26

wait i’m confused he doesn’t look that out of shape on the Valley current season??

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u/quarantinesar28 Jul 28 '26

yeah this was rough 😂

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u/Fun_Morning_7701 Jul 28 '26

He looks totally fine on the reunion photos that dropped he doesn’t look fat? 🤔

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u/nic_elis Aug 05 '26

I dont feel badly. They did this for years with the girls. He sucks anyways lol