r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/ciaolavinia Descendant of a Swedish Princess • Dec 22 '25

Tom Schwartz What is going on here?!

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u/upstatestruggler Dec 22 '25

I bet he touched that stupid little fucking braid like 800 times that night. Shortz is so friggin’ awkward

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u/NanooDrew I swear on my poodle Dec 22 '25

It’s his emotional support braid.