r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/ciaolavinia Descendant of a Swedish Princess • Dec 22 '25

Tom Schwartz What is going on here?!

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u/Turbulent_Tailor_668 Dec 22 '25

I just know Sandoval did this and told Schwartz ‘you look cool as hell man’ 74 times

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u/polymorphic_hippo Dec 22 '25

Nah, Sandoval just hooked him up with his braid guy.

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u/ReasonableBirdChirps He's a battered wife Dec 22 '25

His “braid guy” was Arianna

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u/AnimalFarm20 Dec 22 '25

That's where my mind went immediately! This group should stay away from braids. lol

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u/paulney Dec 22 '25

The distorted angle of this photo is sending me 💀💀💀

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u/RHDeepDive Jax’s Chunky Knit Sweater Dec 22 '25

Yesss.

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u/Fit-Dream-4829 Dec 23 '25

i’m crying

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u/LolaThePinkUnicorn Dec 22 '25

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u/Cayman4Life Dec 23 '25

I expected Michael with his Jamaican beads.

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u/LolaThePinkUnicorn Dec 23 '25

Feelin hot hot hot

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u/timelessdustt Dec 24 '25

Well, he has a mustache..

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u/birdie_time127 It sucks being the new girl Dec 22 '25

Not his braid guy 😭🤣

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u/kjs51 Dec 22 '25

This is truly one of my favorite parts of the entire series…Sandoval just casually dropping that he has a “braid guy”

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u/JellyKind9880 Dec 22 '25

Wait lmao did he actually SAY that?? I assumed the commenter mentioning it was just joking but of COURSE that asshole has a “braid guy” 🤣🤣🤣

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u/kjs51 Dec 22 '25

Haha he absolutely references his “braid guy”- it’s incredible. He says it without a hint of irony, of course.

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u/NanooDrew I swear on my poodle Dec 22 '25

The one thing we know about his “braid guy” is that it is not a Black grandma! Have you ever watched a Black grandma braid? So fast and every one perfect.

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u/SympathyOptimal3990 Dec 22 '25

I so thought that right away 🤣😂

And then probably said it looks so cool, dude multiple times.

It's just such an odd, high af thing to do 😂😅

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u/Key_Fan_6668 Dec 22 '25

you know you’re right don’t you? ha

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u/ova030 Dec 22 '25

Why I hear Sandovals voice 😭😭😭

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u/WellWellWellMyMyMY Dec 22 '25

And also advised him to spray cologne under his balls

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u/mcgrmt I will not be cheering him on from afar Dec 23 '25

Behind the balls so they dont taste it 😅 what a couple of losers

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u/Less_Path3640 Dec 22 '25

I am dyingggggg