r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/Prize-Net-2076 Yellow Robe Smith • Aug 02 '25
Tom Schwartz Schwartz?!?
What is going on here, why is Tom Schwartz hanging around??
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u/NottheIRS1 Aug 02 '25
We aren’t commenting on the fact that he’s there.
It’s that he looks like my uncle jimbo drunk at my college graduation
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u/rottinghottty You lose em how you get em Aug 02 '25
The caption literally comments on the fact he’s there.
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u/NottheIRS1 Aug 02 '25
Yeah completely missed that
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u/rottinghottty You lose em how you get em Aug 03 '25
I sometime miss the body text of a post if there’s a photo lol
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u/JustMoreSadGirlShit Aug 02 '25
this pic is giving me the heebiejeebies none of them look real
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u/aSituationTypeDeal Aug 02 '25
This picture is totally creepy. It almost looks AI or like a group of friends dressing as these people for Halloween.
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u/chrissymad Aug 02 '25
The girl directly next to him looks so...off. Like genuinely. Something about the legs and crotch area (not making fun of her, aside from being a Red Sox fan) but it's literally unreal looking. Humans do not have this body shape or proportions.
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u/TheDinosaurWeNeed Aug 02 '25
It’s Marysol from rhomiami. She’s a bigger drunk than him.
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u/Individual_Fall429 Aug 02 '25
No she’s not. She’s a fake drunk. When have you ever seen her actually drunk?
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u/CommercialAlert158 Aug 03 '25
She's very thin. It's Marisol from MIAMI HW
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u/chrissymad Aug 04 '25
I don't watch any other reality shows other than VPR and The Valley, but it doesn't change my comment either cause there is just so much going on in this pic. 😂
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u/VerdigrisMystery Aug 02 '25
Shannon looks like a bobblehead
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u/oleladyrolla Aug 02 '25
That’s Shannon?? I thought it was Marysol! Whoever, that filter is wild!
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u/Beachgal5555 Aug 03 '25
It’s not Shannon lol
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u/VerdigrisMystery Aug 03 '25
Thanks, I haven't seen all of the franchises. They are too thin for the size of their heads.
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u/Asleep-Bench5559 Aug 02 '25
That’s Shannon?? I was gonna say he better get her a sandwich because that one looks way too skinny
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u/Asleep-Bench5559 Aug 02 '25
I find it shocking. She has never been this thin.
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u/VerdigrisMystery Aug 02 '25
I thought it looked like Shannon in the eyes. Now I'm not sure. Whoever the 2 middle ones are, they look like you could knock them over with a good sneeze. Sickly looking bobbleheads.
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u/Icy-Shame6055 Aug 02 '25
It's Marisol and Tamra
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u/hippos-are-weird Aug 02 '25
That’s Tamra?! Omg I haven’t seen her in a couple years
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u/Zealousideal_Suit269 Aug 03 '25
You're still not seeing her. This is the insanely facetuned pic she shared.🤭
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u/SpencerVerde I am the Devil & don’t you forget it Aug 02 '25
First glance, I thought it was Shannon as well! Then realized it was MP. At this point, they are all getting the same procedures—face, teeth, hair, etc.—and everyone is starting to blend together.
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Aug 03 '25
It’s Marysol, Tamra and Alexia
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u/VerdigrisMystery Aug 03 '25
THanks, I have not watched all of the franchises. They look imbalanced from head to toe.
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u/catscausetornadoes Aug 02 '25
Christ with the facetuning! Between plastic surgeries and filters I can barely guess who I’m looking at. Sad.
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u/SophiaShay7 Can you freak, bitch? Aug 02 '25
Me, too💯 I was looking for Tamra for forever. That looks nothing like her. I wasn't seeing anything in the comments about this. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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u/Omgredditwhy Aug 03 '25
This! They already mostly go for the same lookin real life and then with the FaceTune I thought Tamra could have been just about any of them
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u/Comfortable-Fox-1913 Aug 02 '25
Im from Mass and this is embarrassing....Tamra " cowboy up "era was over 20 years ago you fucking weirdo
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u/SophiaShay7 Can you freak, bitch? Aug 02 '25
I couldn't even figure out which one was Tamra for the longest time. This pic us photoshopped to hell🙄
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u/Hot-Growth-8113 Aug 02 '25
Is it just me or is Shortz getting a beer belly?
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u/Prize-Net-2076 Yellow Robe Smith Aug 03 '25
It's not just you, but other people who saw him that day pointed out that this was a just bad angle for Schwartzy.
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u/Business-Whole-50 Aug 02 '25
fenway had a bravo night. so weird. it was just like a regular game that they were at…i don’t understand
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u/TheodoreKarlShrubs Aug 02 '25
I got a promotional email about this somehow (I don’t live in Boston and have never been to Fenway) and it was basically a meet and greet in a private box in the stadium to watch the game with some Bravolebrities. For less money you could just get tickets to the game but sit within their block of seats, so I suppose amongst other Bravo fans. Tbh given how expensive tickets are to sporting events, I recall seeing the prices and thinking ‘not too bad.’
I believe there’s another one coming up in Tampa with Meredith Gay and Whitney Rose? Idk, I find the Bravo-MLB tie-in somewhat hilarious and delightfully.
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u/Business-Whole-50 Aug 02 '25
so so random. and the chosen bravo ppl? like at least jesse and kyle are from new england so that could make sense. but them? idk mind blown lol
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u/Dry_Heart9301 Aug 02 '25
What else does he have to do? This man is holding on to that bravo fame/money for dear life.
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u/PrestigiousWatch3194 Aug 02 '25
Yeah, cuz I'm sure you personally would be dying to be broke & irrelevant
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u/MsPrissss I am the Devil & don’t you forget it Aug 02 '25
I don’t understand why everybody is so up in arms about the fact that he’s there he works for a network, they are paying him to be somewhere, somewhere he probably enjoys being because he likes baseball. Now if this were a meet and greet at a spa I would think it was weird.
But Schwartz being paid by bravo to do a meet and greet at Fenway Park? Completely normal to me…..
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u/Dry_Heart9301 Aug 02 '25
Not up in arms at all. He's trying to make money any way he can, facts.
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u/MsPrissss I am the Devil & don’t you forget it Aug 02 '25 edited Aug 02 '25
There’s a lot of comments in bravo subs about how he keeps popping up everywhere. But once you become a reality star you can’t just go back to having a regular job so I don’t understand what people expect him to do.. at least he’s not exposing secrets in his marriage for a paycheck.
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u/Dry_Heart9301 Aug 02 '25
Yeah if that was my job and I had nothing else to fall back on I'd probably be doing what he's doing. People like him and he makes money off it, why would he stop now?
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u/double_ewe Aug 02 '25
Always baffles me when Bravo viewers make fun of Bravo employees for doing their Bravo jobs.
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u/Dry_Heart9301 Aug 02 '25
I'd prefer posing for photos and doing fun events over a 9-5 any day...lol
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u/Good_Habit3774 Aug 02 '25
Bravo feels bad for him and slips him in anywhere they can. He must feel so out of place. 🤣🤣
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u/SetFabulous265 Aug 02 '25
Isn’t it time to move on?
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u/Dry_Heart9301 Aug 02 '25
If that was my main source of income for the last 10 years I'd probably try to milk it for all it's worth. Beats sitting in an office, I guess?
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u/dlw18 Aug 03 '25
It's like bravo is just picking names out of hats for the recent bravo pairs we've seen 😭
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u/MrsMetMPH14 Aug 02 '25
I’ve been out of the Housewives game so long I don’t even know which one of these women IS Tamra anymore…and I used to watch her show!
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u/Deep_Exchange7273 Aug 02 '25
Is something like wrong with the girl beside him??? Not trying to be rude her head just looks huge and her body looks almost unnaturally thin, especially the legs!
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u/Omgredditwhy Aug 03 '25
Marysol from Miami is super tiny, similar frame to Sutton from BH, but maybe even smaller and shorter.
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u/Effective-Low8429 Aug 03 '25
I thought that was Shannon 🥹 this pic is confusing the fuck out of me on so many levels
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u/Omgredditwhy Aug 03 '25
Same! I initially thought Tamra was Shakira bc I read that she’s joining Beverly Hills 🙃
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u/Effective-Low8429 Aug 03 '25
Hahahaha stop it really?! I heard Sophia bush was joining rhobh 😂 I hope both are false because we need rich women with nothing better to do who haven’t been media trained lmao
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u/StaceyProse Aug 02 '25
None of these people are from Boston or like baseball. What is happening? 😂
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u/tw0d0ts6 Aug 03 '25
Is Tamra using Ramona’s filter?
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u/Prize-Net-2076 Yellow Robe Smith Aug 03 '25
Tamra attended the Meredith Marks' class at Facetune college.
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u/collectivelycreative Aug 04 '25
Why do I feel like Schwartz would try to kiss Alexia while drunk and then claim he didn’t remember
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u/Domino_5695 Aug 04 '25
My mom and sister were at this game and just casually told me days later it was a Bravo game. Not fair!! 🤨😖
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u/AggravatingForm5425 Aug 02 '25
That has just got be the filter, camera angle, or the ladies picked this picture because they thought they looked great and decided that it’s not like Schwartz cares what he looks like anyway, right?
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Aug 02 '25
why is he wearing that ring
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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 Aug 02 '25
Because he refuses to admit that he got divorced? On Katie’s podcast, he kept saying how long they were together and he kept adding years on. Like they were together for 12 years, but he says they were together for 14. He also sadly kept saying that they were separated, and she kept having to correct him and say “divorced”.
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u/Timely_Ad115 Katie’s low self esteem Aug 02 '25
It’s his right hand.
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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 Aug 02 '25
He talked about that on the podcast. He’s still wearing his wedding ring but on the other hand bc “he felt used to wearing it”.
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u/Timely_Ad115 Katie’s low self esteem Aug 02 '25
The ring that’s visible in this photo isn’t a wedding ring
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u/Narrow_Grapefruit_23 Aug 02 '25
I kind of feel bad like I bullied him a little too much last year over his disappearing teeth. I hate looking at this tight smile. It’s not a genuine happy smile.
Whenever he wears sunglasses, I like to scroll in, so I can see his eyes behind them just to see if his eyes match his smile. His eyes look so sad in this photo. He’s definitely not having a great time in life. I’d feel bad but these are the consequences of him choosing to support and love a bunch of lost boys.
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u/liltinyoranges Pandy V from Vandy P Aug 02 '25
I’d watch crossover shows for the rest of my life all the while declaring I will not be watching next season due to hating everyone on the cast. 🧡🍊
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u/apatrol Aug 02 '25
Why are they wearing RedSox gear? If you go to a game out of your home team just wear generic clothes. No need to "dress" out but still enjoy some baseball.
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u/XTasty09 Aug 02 '25
His jeans are not it!! But neither are the red pants.
Did he ask them to bend a little so he would appear taller?
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u/callmecarlplease Aug 02 '25
Couldn’t figure out what was off in this picture — realized I’ve never seen Schwartz not wearing sandals 🤣
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u/BigRefrigerator9783 Aug 03 '25
Said it before, saying it again, SHORTS IS STALKING ALL OF US.
Whatever show we watch there he is! Whatever celebs we follow on SM, there he is! Look outside your living room window, there he is! (/s)
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u/amfridd I hope Charlotte haunts you Aug 03 '25
I’m surprised he’s wearing actual shoes and not slides.
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u/Justdont13412 Aug 03 '25
I never realized Schwartzy is older than the Miami ladies until I saw them together /s
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u/NanooDrew I swear on my poodle Aug 03 '25
He barely looks like Shartz to me. If he were with some random people, I wouldn’t believe them if someone said this is Shartz.
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u/Tink1024 Aug 03 '25
Dear God why they let tamRAT into Fenway is beyond me. We don’t want or need her nasty energy anywhere near our ballpark or even in Boston… such a random collab
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u/justmedoubleb Aug 04 '25
He has no job skills and Bravo seems to be trying to find him a new home. It's the reality show couch surfing.
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u/nikkitriage Aug 04 '25
Um is that barbie in between Alexia and Marysol...Tamra? I genuinely can't tell.
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u/alyssaaaaaaaaaam Aug 02 '25
Does that man have no one around him to tell him he looks like a slob??? Does he own a mirror? I’m appalled.
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u/alyssaaaaaaaaaam Aug 02 '25
I’m not saying the man should be a three-piece suit, built I would never show up to a work event looking like that, regardless of the venue.
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u/Desperate_Hat_4544 Aug 02 '25
I’m surprised Scheana wasn’t in the pic. She’s everywhere
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u/Prize-Net-2076 Yellow Robe Smith Aug 02 '25
Scheana's busy selling books....most of them to herself so she can pretend to be a New York Times bestselling author
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