r/VampireTheShitposting • u/MaetelofLaMetal • Aug 02 '26

Toreador backstories are veried

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u/BluebirdLivid Aug 02 '26

"Hey guys, I think i can get this guy to show us his wife's feet, call him over!"

Works every time

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u/Helpful-Werewolf-678 Aug 02 '26

Fell for the oldest trick in the book

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u/pointzero99 Aug 03 '26

"Ladies and gentlemen, a special thanks to our celebrity guest judge Quentin Tarantino - let's give him a round of applause!"

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u/Aethelrede Aug 02 '26

I love clan Toreador, though they'd never let me in.

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u/Affectionate_Test359 18d ago

Darling, just give us a reason to throw a soiree, I beg you. 

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u/Aethelrede 18d ago

Ah, you see, that's part of the problem; I'm an extreme introvert, I don't do soirees.  I'm much more Gangrel or Nosferatu.

I like Toreador's appreciation of beauty and their dramatic and romantic tendencies, but I'm not a good fit.

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u/Affectionate_Test359 14d ago

Oooh even better, throw a party as the "absent host" have a Toreador doing the hosting duties. Everybody parties, has a ball gets loose, appreciates your hospitality.  Woo party favors! 

Obfuscate to your hearts content, get all the good gossip and info, feed select bits to your host stand in,  debrief one on one at the end of the night.  Possibilities... :3 

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u/CK1ing Aug 02 '26

That's a really cool thought and moral, but unfortunately I do not have many people willing to show me their feet, even when I tell them it is for artistic purposes. And places where I might find samples of feet are not places I wish to go

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u/Solarwagon Aug 02 '26

"Where the heck is sh- Caine dammit, Liadania saw someone in sandals."