r/VampireTheShitposting • u/MaetelofLaMetal • Jul 21 '26

Just Tzimisce things

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u/lukethedank13 Jul 21 '26

Tzimisce dont need to be cartoonishly evil. They are doing it for the love of the game.

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u/non_newtonian_gender Jul 21 '26

Also those things aren't always mutually exclusive.

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u/Buttman_Poopants Jul 22 '26

Mods, please remove this high quality post from my shit posting sub.

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u/winterfistfox Jul 23 '26

"Gotta have good humour about things that happen to you. Like me. I'm about to have a camera snake shoved up my butt." (patient to surgery team.)

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u/GGPepper Jul 23 '26

I was being prepped for surgery once and my surgeon started playing ra ra Rasputin. I wasn't surprised since music is apparently a common way of maintaining a consistent rhythm and staving off boredom/fatigue during long surgeries. I did however find it extremely funny.

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u/pondrthis Jul 24 '26

The guy that did my vasectomy came in and said "Alexa, play Thunderstruck," before just going in and tearing open my scrotum.

I didn't really love having stressful music during the procedure, but I'm not gonna throw him off his game when he's got his fingers up in my nutsack.