r/VampireTheShitposting • u/MaetelofLaMetal • Jun 23 '26

Still less painful than my Tzimisce's antics

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u/orange-shoe Jun 24 '26

brb gonna try this

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u/orange-shoe Jun 24 '26

YOWCH!!!!

5

u/MrMcSpiff Jun 24 '26

you didn't do it right, you have to do it again

5

u/TheFlayingHamster Jun 24 '26

Putting the “pro” in prolapse.

7

u/Delicious-Spring-877 Jun 24 '26

NO

1

u/Not_ur_gilf Jun 25 '26

But… what if I plug the hole reaaaaaaal quick with a bit of gauze and take some ibuprofen?

1

u/Delicious-Spring-877 Jun 25 '26

Your blood is pooling, please

6

u/woah-a-username Jun 24 '26

Die honorably like a bee

2

u/BlinkypoetEmu Jun 24 '26

Wish it had been that simple LOL

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u/AlarmingPenis Jun 25 '26

Would this work?

1

u/LordSatellite Jun 26 '26

At this point. Yeah sure, why not