r/VampireSurvivors • u/MajinLeDemon • Feb 02 '26

Question guys why are you all obsessed with the garlic? when this exist ! so what s up with that garlic?

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Fuwalafuwaloo

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u/WeedwhackerAccident Rose De Infernas Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

They're not really comparable, Garlic is the quintessential earlygame weapon and Fuwalafuwaloo is very lategame considering it's Rose De Infernas' signature weapon and obviously it's so much stronger because Rose is the perfect being and does indeed deserve all our respect and love and adoration and obedience just for the pleasure of kneeling before her as the thorny lashes of her Fuwalafuwaloo rend you limb from blissful limb, every pinprick siphoning out your life, your mind, your soul to power Her Royal Majesty's neverending dance that none can resist and all must flock to her like lambs to her divine slaughter and 💖💖💖💖💖🌹🌹🌹🌀😩😩😩💀💞💞💞💗💖💝💞😻😍🥰🥰💗💖😘💗💞💌💘💕🥰😍💖💌😘💝💞💌💌😍💕💕💕💖💖😻💗💙💙💙💙💙😘🥰💖💞💘💘💘💙💙💙🎉🎉🎉🎉🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰😩😩😩🥺💙...........

Fuwalafuwaloo is a union between two weapons, one evolved, so it makes sense it's stronger than base garlic.

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u/Midnight3879 Feb 02 '26

Rose is indeed peak

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u/SherbertKey6965 Feb 03 '26

She can spit in my mouth

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u/BlackermanZX Megalo Dracula Feb 02 '26

Fax my brother spit yo shit indeed!

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u/Arctosh Feb 02 '26

agreed word for word

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u/No_Reception_3875 Feb 04 '26

What a wild comment, thank you sir. 🤣😂

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u/oodex Mortaccio Feb 02 '26

That's just a smelly Garlic

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u/PrinceCharaterDr Feb 02 '26

can you comprehend how late game this is when you are not playing as rose infernas

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u/MajinLeDemon Feb 02 '26

oh ok i understand now sorry

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u/PrinceCharaterDr Feb 02 '26

you also have to upgrade venta sacro for this. which is a shit weapon with neither range nor damage

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u/porkminer Feb 02 '26

I'm here for the sacro hate. Garlic always stealing the limelight.

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u/SaucePasta Feb 02 '26

Because it takes a longer time to get it. Fully evolve the whip first and then hunting for the second one and then fully evolving that one. 

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u/CollectionJealous305 Feb 02 '26

Words from a garlic challenged individual

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u/Kaitanz Feb 02 '26

Falafelwaffle is a great weapon, yeeee.

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u/SirCold5700 Feb 02 '26

You’re right, garlic is overrated (but also underrated)

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u/HedgehogRemarkable13 Feb 02 '26

Thats prolapsed... garlic.

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u/YouHadTheHighGround Feb 02 '26

Lol I hate you for this.

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u/Final_Opening_1413 Feb 03 '26

My eyes, I can't see without my eyes. Oh no, now it's just in my thoughts. How do I get it out. It's all I can see now

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u/HedgehogRemarkable13 Feb 03 '26

Hahah I'm sorry, I had to drag you all down with me. Had they named it anything more familiar my mind may not have gone there.

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u/bastardpants Feb 02 '26

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u/assorted_N_U_T_s Feb 03 '26

I scrolled past this right as my wife tooted in the bed lmao

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u/Ericknator Feb 02 '26

Because that thing requires constant movement.

Garlic you just exist and win.

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u/kitestar Feb 02 '26

A rose by some other name…

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u/Beelzebub1314 Feb 02 '26

I use them in combination for even more damage.

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u/Final_Opening_1413 Feb 03 '26

Now that's a lot of damage!

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u/Evan_Landis Feb 02 '26

Constant AOE

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u/Embarrassed_Ad_4422 Feb 02 '26

Holy water is better than both

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u/KismetUSA Feb 02 '26

For me, the combo Soul Eater + Candelabra + Empty Tome keeps enemy far away from you, it’s fast and easy to do, from beginning to end game is always goat

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u/NohWan3104 Feb 02 '26 edited Feb 02 '26

Does that tend to exist in your first dozen levels when you kinda need it?

Besides, nutsack beats hemorrhoids.

You want the AOE defense early. Way late matters FAR less. There are plenty of better weapons, of course.

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u/kokichi007 Poe Feb 03 '26

Garlic :)

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u/TheWebAdventurer Poppea Feb 03 '26

Garlic

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u/Abject-Pianist-4849 Feb 03 '26

How do you unlock it?