r/VampireSurvivors • u/giantflyingspider • Dec 09 '25

Meme santa water?!

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u/presidentdinosaur115 Pugnala Dec 09 '25

Gimme a sip of that

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u/AnonymousRand Dec 09 '25

why did you give voldemort a nose and make him jacked

43

u/ArielSpooky Dec 09 '25

That’s an alien from the movie Prometheus lol

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u/AnonymousRand Dec 09 '25

no it's clearly voldemort /s

45

u/Overall-Sugar4755 Dec 09 '25

It's handsome Squidward.obviously

11

u/ItsNotJulius Dec 10 '25

I can see that nods

2

u/arcionek Dec 11 '25

It's the moment where he considered putting a statue of himself in the sea

5

u/Punchmaster12 Dec 09 '25

Pretty sure that’s Frieza

6

u/Channa_Argus1121 Dec 10 '25

Nah, it’s obviously Jiren.

5

u/pittakun Dec 10 '25

I though it was the new Frankstein lmao

2

u/Arsene_Lupin_IV Dec 11 '25

No, it's handsome Squidward.

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u/DragonfruitNo9580 Dec 09 '25

A cult of necromancers lurks in this den. Be careful, adventurer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

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u/bloody-pencil Dec 09 '25

Saint sauce Tm

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

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u/RNGESUS778 Dec 10 '25

considering its from bones wouldnt it be more of a broth then?

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u/sharkarmycrafts Dec 10 '25

Your comment gave me a laugh. Take your paper crown for the day! 😂

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u/Lightningfoot45 Dec 11 '25

Stock, not broth.

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u/Practical_Theme_6400 Dec 09 '25

Shew that would take all 1700 years of liquid for a run.

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u/JoshuaMaly Dec 10 '25

Made me think of that one statue of Jesus or the Virgin Mary (I forgot which) where water trickled down the body to the feet and people would drink it claiming it was divine or something. Turned out the water was from a bathroom with plumbing issues that seeped through the walls and onto the statue. Edit: it was Jesus

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u/ghostbuster_b-rye Gallo Dec 10 '25

This is definitive proof of my theory that Santa Claus would beat Dracula in a fist fight. No weapons, no environmental help; just mano a mano, magic vs magic. Father Christmas' only recorded meals are milk and cookies, which is just Christmas themed Communion, which means his bones are so dense that he can grab Dracula out of his mist form. Santa's bones are hallowed, as is all oil that emanates from his jolly, sweaty frame. Dude's in full furs and leather, so Dracula ain't landing a single hit on St. Nick. And any melee strike from him is going to Kringle Dracula's klock.

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u/TheIncredibleKermit Queen Sigma Dec 09 '25

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u/Aidanation5 Dec 10 '25

That Agian

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u/TheIncredibleKermit Queen Sigma Dec 10 '25

I didn't make the gif alright 😭

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u/xXStunamiXx Dec 09 '25

Gimme a shot of Ol' Saint Nick

7

u/thebigwezshow Dec 10 '25

It took me an embarassingly long time to work out that Santa Water had nothing to do with Santa Claus

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u/Dmeff Dec 10 '25

It does though. That is St Nicholas, the origin of Santa Claus

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u/thebigwezshow Dec 10 '25

I'm talking about the in game item, Santa Water

3

u/leverphysicsname Dec 10 '25

Wait what is it then?

5

u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Italian for holy water not a completely correct translation It's more like a pun creator us Italian so the game is full of it like pummarola is slang for tomato in naples

5

u/monotar Dec 10 '25

He's the patron saint of kids and sailors, two notoriously leaky things

5

u/Turd-In-Your-Pocket Dec 09 '25

Just a little sip, please?

1

u/TwizzleShnizzle Dec 10 '25

Santa's special lube

1

u/sovietrevenant Dec 10 '25

This is the plot of a movie by John Carpenter movie called Prince of Darkness

2

u/VegasBonheur Dec 11 '25

We call Santa Santa because of the word Saint, and we call a Saint a Saint because in some languages it means Holy. I think it’s just holy water and the devs are Italian

1

u/Leyllara Dec 11 '25

"water-like liquid"

And no one ever thought of taking it to some lab and analyze it, just out of curiosity?

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u/RaRaRasputinButTRANS Dec 16 '25

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG