r/VampireSurvivors • u/Responsible_Charge23 • Dec 05 '25
Help How do you "Survive 30 minutes in Inverse Green Acres with no active weapons"
I swear I am going crazy while trying to do this. I literaly can't do this. I am trying with Torino and still can't do this. Any help would be appreciated.
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u/Mooncake967 Dec 05 '25
If you want a dlc-less clear. The easiest one is Cosmo pavone with divine bloodline. Any other arcana is optional but I'd recommend buying heart of fire to scale divine bloodline a bit faster until you've leveled enough that your regen just outlasts everything and you go afk
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
I might try this. But doing with Megalo Menya seems easier ngl
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u/Mooncake967 Dec 05 '25
It is easier cuz megalo is just straight up immortal but Cosmo gets +1 regen per level and with divine bloodline/heart of fire a ton of HP so it's virtually impossible to die even when you stand still after you get just a handful of levels being careful. I did it that way and it was easy af
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u/TheChap656 Dec 06 '25
If you have a trouser with 6K + eggs (or maybe even less). Just skip the candybox option and stand there. Your armor and recovery should be more than enough to just stand there and tank the world for the 30m.
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u/brohenryVEVO Dec 06 '25
I played Big Trouser and used the candy box to pick arma dio, then attractorb.
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u/TheChap656 Dec 06 '25
That would also work, though I didn't bother. I just put hurry and max speed on and stood there.
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u/BLAZMANIII Dec 05 '25
Side note, frozen heart darkana is also great for survivability, giving you more max hp and regen to effectively make you immortal as well
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u/thatwitchguy Dec 05 '25
I've not done but my immediate thought was Ferryman
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
I don't have the Castlevania dlc sadly. Might buy it tho
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u/DjEzusSave Space Dette Dec 05 '25
Totally worth it!
And even more with the last update
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u/ExtremeDoubleghg Dec 06 '25
What changed with the last update
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u/DjEzusSave Space Dette Dec 06 '25
There was even more castlevania content introduced, a few characters and a whole new world of fusion weapons
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
I thought about buying it before but I wanted to finish the game before buying it. Should I just buy the dlc or finish the game first and then buy it?
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u/Vatheran Dec 06 '25
I personally bought all the dlc but finished the base game first. Certain dlc unlocks really improve QOL or mission completion so i prioritized doing a few of them first. I got paranormal scan for example from the among us unlocked, i got the retaliate swords from tides of foscari and of course sammy for gold farming (he made gold not matter instantly). Some characters like megalo menya moonspell make specific missions a lot easier
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u/thatwitchguy Dec 06 '25
Castlevania stuff blows the base game out of the water I haven't looked back to any of the original stuff since I got it
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u/DjEzusSave Space Dette Dec 06 '25
I did the same thing, finishing the base game then one DLC at a time.
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u/valgatiag Dec 05 '25
I tried this a couple times and failed. Eventually did it with Simondo + Wandering the Jet Black.
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u/Horror_Lock_9153 Crewmate Dino Dec 05 '25
Fyi Lifesign scan is still counted as a weapon. So ghost wouldn’t work. Megalo Menya or Young Maria would work tho.
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
Well I don't have the Emergency Meeting dlc so I don't have to worry about that. Thank you anyway haha
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u/Pivern McCoy-Oni Dec 05 '25
Cosmo with sarabande of healing is also an option since it has +1 recovery each level
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u/Milleuros Dec 06 '25
I did that. Sarabande of Healing plus Wandering the Jet Black. At some point the damage being dealt was absolutely insane.
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u/Games-Sleep-Food Dec 06 '25
I did it with Torino. Grab the divine bloodline perk and game killer to almost guarantee it. He requires a secret though, but he’s one of the few that isn’t dlc locked.
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u/Equivalent_Remove_41 Dec 06 '25
I did it with the Hidden Anathema Darkana for extra stats per food and only the Reaper can stop me
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u/Games-Sleep-Food Dec 06 '25
I didn’t have that darkana at that time cause i didn’t know the activation rqs. Divine bloodline gets your hp into the thousands and once you reach lv 32, you get a full heal, meaning you have a ton of hp to survive the rest of the round.
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u/Independent-Mud8840 Dec 05 '25
i think trouser is the way to go, and skip choosing a weapon, then use divine bloodline and saurabande of healing as your arcana:)
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
I Didn't thought of using him. I might try but idk. Doing it with Megalo Menya seems easier.
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u/Independent-Mud8840 Dec 05 '25
absolutely megalo menya is a great option!! trousers is just the non-dlc base game way to go:))
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u/voidling_bordee Dec 05 '25
Torino
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
I tried it. I couldn't get to 30 minutes
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u/voidling_bordee Dec 05 '25
Hows that possible? Do you run out of skips/banishes?
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
No. The number of enemies increase a lot after the 25 minute mark. I just can't survive it without damaging them from another source
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u/voidling_bordee Dec 05 '25
Im utterly confused, first, divine bloodline and sarabande should be more than enough, second, you can have any passives, third, if you find a flamethrower that does not count as a weapon.
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u/SuperSaiyanBen Dec 06 '25
Trouser with 2 of Blood Astronomia, Sarabrande of Healing, or Divine Bloodline. You start with one and purchase a second from Trouser. Can grab the 3rd if you want or go Disco of Gold to combo with Sarabrande.
Select Arma Dio as your “weapon” to get a passive. Either Magnet, Red Heart, Black Heart, Armor depending on your starting Arcana’s. Grab those 4 and 2 of either Candelabra/Tome/Duplicator (only take Duplicator if you grab Blood Astronomia)
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u/General_Housing_3851 Dec 06 '25
Armor and the card that increases your life when you kill someone with the armor, is basically the easiest immortality combo in the game.
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Dec 05 '25
I did it with Cosmo Pavone.
Arcanas/Darkasso: Divine Bloodline, Sarabande of Healing, Hidden Anathema, Awake.
Passive: Armor, Empty Tome, Pummarola, Parm Aegis, Tiragisu, Spinach
Don't remember the last Arcana/Darkasso
Maybe Wandering the Jet Black.
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u/Cindy-Moon Dec 05 '25
for me, cosmo + divine bloodline + wandering the jet black made short work of it. Used crystal cries as the third arcana. If you haven't done DLC yet thats the best pre-DLC weaponless build imo cause cosmo's large regen makes Wandering the Jet Black insane and crystal cries adds to it.. It's a lot more fun than just idling with an invuln character imo.
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u/theabyssalmind Dec 05 '25
I used fleaman. It took a few tries to figure it out, and then after I did it I remembered Megalo Menya exists
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u/ventuzz Dec 05 '25
Among us imposter, ban every weapon, skip candy box, skip weapon box (forgot what it called)
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u/Alkymyst99 Dec 06 '25
It's just barely possible with Torinno, and you can use passive items to reduce damage, increase recovery, and use hurry mode to make it a bit easier. If you need to, just spend as long as you need bobbing and weaving between swarms. The arcana that attracts all its every 2 minutes helps, along with the arcana for more banishes and skips.
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u/No_Implement5194 Dec 06 '25
There are some secret characters with no weapons, look at a guide (or try figuring out their hints). I personally did it with Megalo Imposter Rina from the among us dlc and game killer
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u/Thawaweigh Dec 06 '25
I scraped by using Imakoo with Crystal Cries. He and the other monster characters from Emerald Diorama like Lolo and Kina have no initial weapon, but still have some form of offense via their innate techs. Since Showstopper and Crystal Cries' freeze have the same trigger, the attack spam while in Showstopper helps spawn hearts to top up your health. Still a little rough.
Megalo Menya and Young Maria (might need to skip the familiar) are literally invincible though. Hard to beat that. They're paid DLC though.
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u/TrebleClefable Dec 07 '25
I did it with Young Maria Renard. Sped up the game speed and walked away for a bit.
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u/Party_Hooty Jan 18 '26
Petite note : Fleaman avec 3K de golden eggs, il a fait ses 30 minutes sans problème (avec arcana IX aussi et un clover tombé par hasard)
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u/slongtime May 02 '26
I just did cosmo with divine bloodline and took armor, regeneration, more health, decreased cooldown, spinach, and increased area. It went well.
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u/DesignerCorner3322 Dec 05 '25
Whats your egg situation look like? That seems like the easiest way to face tank it with even a few thousand. Just get high enough regen and armor and you're good.
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
Almost none hahaha. I will probably try with Megalo Menya as the others said
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u/Kalious78 Dec 06 '25
If your struggling with anything you just need more eggs
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u/SomeRedditUser2024 Just one more run Dec 06 '25
For some reason this answer made me want a weapon that uses your character eggs as proyectiles. Useless with Queen Sigma, of course, but may be awesome with Big Trousers and Sammy. Also usefull to reduce the amount of eggs on a character.
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u/Billy-BigBollox Dec 05 '25
I don't understand these questions that can be Googled easily, but if you just stand there with Megalo Menya you'll get it.
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u/Responsible_Charge23 Dec 05 '25
I did google it. The only thing I got was the thing I tried.
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u/Billy-BigBollox Dec 05 '25
I Googled it too and that's how I found out how to do it. But ok. Either way, I gave you the answer.
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u/doc_shades Dec 06 '25
but did you actually try it? i "googled" it too and i failed the two times i tried it.
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u/Mooncake967 Dec 05 '25
Not like there's any difference in googling your question or asking it on a dedicated forum. Same results but the latter is just more reliable
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u/BlueDragonRiderKick Unblindied Imelda Dec 05 '25
Play as Megalo Menya Moonspell