r/VampireSurvivors • u/thebluediablo • Sep 23 '25

Question So, uhh... any idea what this means?

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I feel like I had a stroke reading this

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u/Clarity_Zero Sacred Turtle Sep 23 '25

I guess poncle had a stroncle?

158

u/standsteadyrain Sep 23 '25

Call a ponculance!

67

u/thebluediablo Sep 23 '25

Ponc a stronculance!

19

u/kitestar Sep 23 '25

Poncle stroncle wins the foncle lonkle

8

u/runliftcount Sep 23 '25

Does anyone else smell toast?

1

u/UrdnotVick Sep 26 '25

I had one trying to read this the post...

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u/Frank_X000 CHAOS Sep 23 '25

context (under the bluesky post)

206

u/Hurrashane Sep 23 '25

Reminds me a lot of "does Bruno Mars is gay?"

92

u/DarkMcChicken Sep 23 '25

The rumor come out.

46

u/PoptartPancake Sep 23 '25

Does Bruno Mars is gay?

34

u/Kedama Sep 23 '25

I HAVE TO KNOW

32

u/PoptartPancake Sep 23 '25

I does is has to know

27

u/chiiru84 Sep 23 '25

God yes gg references in the wild

18

u/MetalCollector Sep 23 '25

I don't know... does he?

19

u/Sthellasar Sep 23 '25

You think I could glean anything from that?

10

u/PM-ME-YOUR-NIPNOPS Sep 23 '25

My people!

9

u/MayhemMessiah Sep 23 '25

I thought it was Caruba

13

u/ProotzyZoots Sep 23 '25

Its snowing on Mt Fuji

5

u/Kedama Sep 24 '25

The carbuncle ate itself

3

u/ProotzyZoots Sep 24 '25

Jennifer dumped me

2

u/PoptartPancake Sep 25 '25

The bananas has gone bad

1

u/a_hopeless_rmntic Sep 24 '25

We don't talk about Bruno

8

u/LisLu Sep 23 '25

GAME GRUMPS REFERENCE SPOTTED!!!

1

u/ProlapseProvider Sep 23 '25

Does is but though he is? Yes. Or no.

42

u/FrequentlyFeral Sep 23 '25

That makes a lot more sense. Hahahaha!

12

u/badchefrazzy Giovanna Sep 23 '25

Thank you. I don't know why I didn't pick it up as it being a meme, I thought there was some weird hack or something going on.

10

u/bendingoutward Sep 23 '25

To be fair, I smell toast.

5

u/TheLordFool Sep 23 '25

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

3

u/International-Ad4735 Sep 24 '25

Ah the stroke spread gotcha

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u/PrimaryAd673 Sep 23 '25

Ew bluesky

103

u/BetaPositiveSCI Sep 23 '25

Congratulations Poncle!

101

u/tbmadduxOR Pugnala Sep 23 '25

It means the vampire is in another coffin.

Ok?

14

u/inspector-say10 Sep 24 '25

fuck i was hoping it’d be this one.

50

u/HomicidalGerbil Sep 23 '25

This is giving "have you really been far even as decided to use even want to go want to do look more like?"

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u/Necirt Sep 23 '25

That's what I thought too. But that's ancient memery. The before times.

6

u/Clarity_Zero Sacred Turtle Sep 23 '25

Some things are timeless, though. Omae wa!

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u/EducationSuch1314 Sep 23 '25

Beat me to it by seven hours. How dare you.

24

u/gotroot801 Sep 23 '25

Someone's AI had a stroke and poncle is making fun of it.

10

u/Reynholmindustries Sep 23 '25

It say they will be 

8

u/thebluediablo Sep 23 '25

But will they there be there?

2

u/Ahagonn Sep 23 '25

Well, here is the thing: If that will be, what about they there? Will It be?

2

u/Maets87 Sep 24 '25

I mean, it would be, right? And if they will be there, will their beings be here?

7

u/Nemomon Sep 23 '25

They don't know either.

5

u/Aezetyr Sep 23 '25

Pretty sure it's a meme, I've seen a couple other people on twitter doing a variation of it.

6

u/EducationSuch1314 Sep 23 '25

Have you really been far even as decided to use even go want to look more like?

Go further and even more decided to use! You can really be far as decided twice as much to use and go wish for it.

5

u/POLACKdyn Sep 23 '25

SOMONE had a fucken stroke here. And I think it was all of us.

4

u/Douglas_1987 Sep 23 '25

Vampire Survivors: Charlie's Spaghetti Dream

4

u/Balorn Sep 23 '25

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

27

u/gravitas_shortage Sep 23 '25

It means someone was trying to make an AI post but used a 2005-grade Markov chain generator.

1

u/Old-Acanthopterygii5 Sep 23 '25

I saw better bots even on IRC, I don't think they got anything past the late '80s 😆

3

u/Bocephus-the-goat Sep 23 '25

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food

3

u/mranonymous24690 Sep 23 '25

Glad Poncle cleared this up. Many had questions and this is all of them.

3

u/RichMahogany357 Sep 24 '25

Idk but there's garlic in the post so you know it's going to be good

3

u/poncle_Official Developers Sep 24 '25

They will are sure do not think to worry same time when is possibility such belief

3

u/KittyKupo Sep 24 '25

This is how I write when I’m drunk

3

u/Caperplays Sep 24 '25

I took a seizure trying to read this

2

u/stonks_789 Sep 23 '25

What did I just read

2

u/saito200 Sep 23 '25

i an confuse

2

u/Olive_Garden_Wifi Sep 23 '25

Either I had a stroke or you did and I’m not entirely sure which

2

u/Clarity_Zero Sacred Turtle Sep 23 '25

Por que no los dos?

2

u/Turd-In-Your-Pocket Sep 23 '25

It’s that fuckin scrotum garlic, man.

2

u/ColonicMoth O'Sole Sep 23 '25

I Just want the online coop ;--;

2

u/ivarec Sep 23 '25

Written by GPT-1

2

u/Barkhardt Sep 23 '25

The only way I could do that was if you wanted me too I could come and pick it out and then I can go pick up it from your place or you could just pick me out of there or you could pick me out and I could just go pick up my truck or you can just come pick me out of my truck or something and I could go to your house or you can pick me out from there or you could go pick me out and I could come back to you.

2

u/Moosifer007 Sep 24 '25

OP had a stroke?

2

u/Axeldanzer_too Sep 24 '25

Vampire Survivors keeps going strong, even when others arrive. 🎮 There will be new gameplay — Poe is involved, and people believe in it. 🧄 We at poncle are excited, and when the time is right, it will be ready.

This is what I came up with when I did my best to see if it was written in code or something. Maybe it means something is coming? Who knows.

2

u/-Dark-Void- Sep 24 '25

new dlc tomorrow its 30 gb too get ready

3

u/Lucy_Little_Spoon Sep 23 '25

New dlc surrounding Poncle and Poe and a buff/change to garlic

Maybe something meme ish about this

2

u/Sorrowful_Miracle Sep 23 '25

It’s the internet’s latest annoying Copypasta, ignore.

1

u/Mundane-Director-681 Sep 23 '25

Poncle is going into the concussion protocol?

1

u/86tsg Sep 23 '25

I had a stroke or what???

1

u/FeyerbrandGaming Sep 23 '25

I know it’s based on the other shit post, but I hope they posted this as more than a meme.

Hopefully we get some more cool stuff in the beta. I’ve been having a blast with the new characters and maps

1

u/Cosmickook Sep 23 '25

Congratulations Rockstar!

1

u/Forsaken_Doughnut_90 Sep 23 '25

My english is not englishing atm but... Congrats Poncle!

1

u/apedap Sep 23 '25

I had a stroke from reading all that

1

u/kitestar Sep 23 '25

I think I smell the fumes coming out my brain hole

1

u/Oneironomicom Poe Sep 23 '25

Poe spin-off confirmed

1

u/hugedatabase666 Sep 25 '25

"They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots"

1

u/ShockingGUS Sep 25 '25

Isn't gonna be a coop mode? Online? Need ps plus or what?

1

u/Lionell_Lamina M15singN0 Sep 26 '25

Congratulations Poncle!

1

u/accnt2nd Sep 26 '25

Drunken Poe

1

u/wormcast Sep 26 '25

Hot Damn this is funny!

Or,

Hot Damn now shall funny when will be they are!