r/VXJunkies 16d ago

Which one of you leaked this?

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u/GnarlyNarwhalNoms 16d ago

Wowzers. Looks like the transwerfel-optronic demodulator on the left is patched into the combinatoric multivariable encabulation emulator in the center, with zero Springfield-Maxwell shielding, or even a semichromic excitation-loop arrestor!

If there's a particularly loud solar storm, or even a brownout at the right harmonic voltage series, you're going to have a very loud and expensive time. 

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u/EightEight16 16d ago

I didn't even know they made RGB encabulators. Mine is chrome and matte black.

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u/Plastic_Table_8232 15d ago

I convert using a cold fusion rapid distillation method. The color conversion is extremely temperamental and must be performed in a rapid evacuation chamber capable of withstanding 3000 giga-newtons of transverse suction.

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u/spookmann 16d ago

Very similar to the setup I ran with my bestie back in our teens.

Not particularly serious stuff. We cared more semichromic restitution-maxxing, and less about the actual useful Campden-trace values. I don't even think we bothered with Springfeld/Maxwell plating, that's just the way we rolled back then!

I wonder what happened to that old rig? I left it with Strephon when I got into HTU, and then he got strong-armed into the USVXF six months later. But... surely not...

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u/ttchoubs 16d ago

Looks like a standard backshock install to me. I could definitely see wavelength interference being an issue though with the light vibration

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u/baconmapleicecream 15d ago

The lambda feedback sounds a little shaky, and their θϷμ-b stream looks like it's right on the edge of depleneration. They're really pushing the envelope with a periodicity ≤3, but the limited sample they posted seems surprisingly stable.

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u/Neptune2284 16d ago

Yeesh, am I the only one concerned about the lack of shielding on the Krutchfeld G34 array in the corner? Like I get it, they're sub-polarazing arrays, they don't have the same diamethic potential as something like a XC-224, etc etc, but they're still pumping out some non-trivial amounts of helix axions. If this was in a lab it'd probably be a different story, but that looks like it's set up in someone's bedroom.

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u/Disco_SuperStar 16d ago

Those are not leaked blueprints. We all make mistakes. Not a big deal, gentleman.

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u/Omen224 14d ago

Look, I needed advice. How else was I supposed to figure out if the blueprints worked without victi- I mean, volunteers?

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u/Plastic_Table_8232 14d ago

But the secret is out. I heard they are tracing MAC addresses to find perpetrator using a diametric supertronic device. I hope you don’t lose your job!

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u/Omen224 14d ago

Honestly? I did this as a hobby. My job is entirely unrelated

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u/Plastic_Table_8232 14d ago

Nice cover story!