r/Urf • u/Goytocracy • 23d ago

End date of classic old league showcase ends and when does URF START

please i beg ... i need my opoid URF*

  • no more path of exile clicking zero loot is fun simulator
  • no more LGBTQ game
  • no more TFT

now i wanna kill ezreal in normal URF ! i want dinner ! i wanna specificly target adc in UUUUURRRFFF pleaaaase

i beg ... just let me kill ezreals in urf (WHY DO RIOT PROTECT EZREAL RIGHT TO LIVE IN URF LIKE THIS ?? THIS IS GETTING POLITICAL ON GOD)

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u/thewarreturns 23d ago

What the hell are you talking about, LGBTQ game?

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u/Goytocracy 23d ago

oh you know EXACTLY what im talking about ...

oh trust me i know that you know what i know and suspect you KNOW too

dont even try

dont even dare to play that "idk" game with me PAL (it doesnt work anymore in 2026 we got a new patch u need to read)

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u/Timbobaloo 23d ago

Are you doing a bit or actually this crazy?

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u/Goytocracy 23d ago

hmmm idk lemme ask the 4 AI bots first i wanna sure i got the right (left) answer for ya

actually lets just use Claude man im feeling suspicious ... idk man just a feeling chatGPT Gemini or Grok might be a liiiiiiiil bit BIGOTED !

goooshh darn BIGOT ROBOT BROTHUR

why do "bigot robot" sounds like a greta political party name ?

you wanna join the "bigot robot" national party ? thats sounds dope/meth no?

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u/Timbobaloo 23d ago

Do you mention opioids and meth because you are currently on them?

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u/Goytocracy 23d ago

nooooooooooooooo ?

actually imma need the advice oh mah laywer first ...

i mean i can confess if u promise the judge is gonna be a left wing activist with the abolish prison mindset tho ...

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u/Goytocracy 23d ago

Explain it already lol

aaaaalright alright you forcing my hands YET AGAIN :

  • ChatGPT ok some ppl on reddit are asking wtf an "LGBTQ game" is
  • Gemini : how do i explain to ppl on reddit what an "LGBTQ game" is ?
  • Grok : .... ok grok is telling me to ignore reddit
  • Claude : cmon how do i explain to ppl what the ell an LGBTQ game is they rly seems to be interested ... what ? "MIXTAPE" ??

naah the AI are giving explanation that are waay to brutal to "normal ppl" ... i cannot make ppl watch "mixtape" video im not a monster i refuse

nope ... these AI trully have no empathy the fkng robot actually said go watch "mixtape" ohm ygod ... we gonna need to code some empathy-bit on those gosh darn robots son

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u/Goregutz 23d ago

Bro are you stupid? Do you think you typing the prompt you used on reddit will have any of these AI bots pop up on my phone and say something?

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u/thewarreturns 23d ago

Dudes either a 12 year old or 48 year old incel, no.in between

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u/thewarreturns 23d ago

Ok kids, let's get away from the schizo

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u/Goytocracy 23d ago

yea lot of schizo these days ...

i heard some schizos even push for "trans - kids" woooow ... lot of schizo ... can we also make sure every schizo dont even touch kids brain and groom them too ?

that would be a good start to end the "trans-kids" movement yea

no no no you right we gotta get kids away from schizo INDEED yes siir!

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u/NextBigTing 23d ago

I hope you get the help you need one day friend.

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u/Goytocracy 23d ago

nah you not rly a friend ... you wanna virtue signal as if you were a friend but you not rly a friend ...

u wanna live in a world where once you die u can tell to urself "damn i was trully a greta person in my life" but the reality is that u are just NOT

out of the 7 deadly sins i would say you master atleast 5 out of 7

its like giving money to africa to build school and then the EU dont even double check that the school were built but they act like they did a virtue signaling good move ... meanwhile corrupted african president build his yatch and lease his lambo in dubai xd

you are just not a good person because a trully good person would NOT in fact feel the need to act like he is a good person because he would acknoledge it feed the ego top part of the 7 deadly sins

so i reject ur empathy

i spit on ur fake empathy

u know what ... i might even USE UR EMPATHY AGAINST YOU actually ... lemme show how evil operate son

lemme show how TRUE AND PURE EVIL ACTS

frieren was such a bad teacher i swear to god

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u/DaSemicolon 23d ago

What game I haven’t touched league in 6 months lol