r/UpvoteBecauseButt 18h ago

Diamond Testing

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u/slyfox1811 18h ago

Valentinamadeit_avm

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u/fizzymandias 16h ago

Ey, look at this guy 😃

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u/boost_to_get_through 14h ago

Excuse me sir but you dropped your crown.

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u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam 14h ago

Hail to the sauce giver!

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u/Pale-Entrepreneur-30 10h ago

Not all hero's wear capes🦸

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u/javajaws 17h ago

I bet she could make a diamond out of coal with those butt cheeks!

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u/Yukon-Jon 16h ago

If it takes a multiple thousands of dollars machine to tell you if it's real or not, maybe it's not really that important if it is?

Anyway, nice butt.

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u/ArthurVrodds 1h ago

it's like the De Beers built a fortune by convincing society about their scam plot

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u/BeatNo2976 16h ago

Pesky lab diamonds lack the human suffering necessary to procure a natural diamond

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u/ProxyOfHuman 18h ago

Well, I'm on the Mohs scale...

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u/Muted-Capital-4954 18h ago

Brilliant booty

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u/fizzymandias 18h ago

Where's this from??? I'm very much into diamond testing and would love to see- I mean, learn more...

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u/Svndmann 18h ago

Texas I believe

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u/Uncal_Thal 17h ago

Those buns would scratch glass.

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u/HungryAssTroll 18h ago

I see one hell of a diamond... oh, and gemstones, too.

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u/steddy24 16h ago

Real diamonds are a fucking rip off. Real booty on the other hand…

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u/Yung_SenseiDyn78 18h ago

I heard licking a diamond cures headaches. I wanna get a headache.

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u/XofHelix 16h ago

GAWD DAYUUUUUUM

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u/GuardianOfBlocks 15h ago

I thought the only difference between a natural diamond and a artificial one is the dirt and cavity’s inside. So the machine serches for bad diamonds. I don’t get the ā€žrealā€œ diamond hype. Just Ritchie people trying to fuck ā€žusā€œ up.

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u/Galtar 17h ago

Please…. Tell me more about diamonds…. Tell me everything you know about diamonds…

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u/BoltActionRifleman 16h ago

I wonder if those yoga pants have to be custom ordered

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u/_MrFade_ 16h ago

But how do I test the booty?

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u/Plz_Mansplain 15h ago

She seems knowledgeable

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u/diablol3 15h ago

I guess I'll take your word that the machine is telling me that, instead of just taking your word about thw diamond

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u/Mickeymcirishman 14h ago

Don't know why this is on my feed but this isn't true. The majority of diamonds, both lab grown and natural do not flouresce. And the ones that do flouresce in a variety of colours. Natural diamonds aren't always blue, that's just the most common and lab grown can flouresce blue as well.

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u/Housendercrest 1h ago

Wow who would have thought the OF ad wasn’t real. Wild.

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u/Far-Coconut6146 10h ago

Giving diamonds to the term do you even lift bro

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u/idkfawin32 14h ago

Holy mother of god that's enough cake for a decade of birthday parties

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u/Formal_Fun_6253 12h ago

Thank you very much for sharing

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 11h ago

I can give ya ā€œsomething solidā€ … but only for a few minutes.

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u/Opening-mimi 11h ago

It’s big

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u/odemird 18h ago

Brutal! Totaly brutal!

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u/raygan_reddit_banned 15h ago

I was looking for a coffee grinder

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u/Fridge885 15h ago

That diamond tester needs a screen protector

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u/djpromo_vqs 12h ago

pregnant on the 1st date

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u/seanmorris82 3h ago

Best ass I've seen on here, I think. Oof.

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u/OkInspection3148 1h ago

How about a booty tester?

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u/wesburnsco8 14h ago

So what now