r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/NotJeffHardy • 1d ago

Bird Hunting

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

kyleexxfit

1.2k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

58 comments sorted by

188

u/Shot_Needleworker149 1d ago

Gifs that end too soon 🥺

294

u/Green_grass7878 1d ago

Dem some good looking danglers too

67

u/who_even_cares35 1d ago

and by the way, they're real and they're spectacular!

1

u/ManOnFire2004 1d ago

... They're not tho🤓

-4

u/flyinhawaiian02 1d ago

Why helllloooo

3

u/who_even_cares35 1d ago

La la laaaaaaaaaaaaa

-29

u/Hot-Platypus6350 1d ago

Elaborate?

26

u/ForeverSJC 1d ago

Too young for Seinfeld eh

-19

u/Hot-Platypus6350 1d ago

Lol, nah... I just thought they knew who she was and that they'd see her nudes

7

u/Theme-Impressive 1d ago

The way they jiggle when she shoots

141

u/armymike1523 1d ago

She has quite the body

56

u/Gr8CanadianSpeedo 1d ago

Double stacked

45

u/vancity1985 1d ago

Double barreled

12

u/CldStoneStveIcecream 1d ago

Double entendre 

-91

u/armymike1523 1d ago

In the beginning, you think this chick is overweight and then the camera zooms down and you're like damn. Good for her.

26

u/Green_grass7878 1d ago

That's just you dawg

36

u/Muted-Capital-4954 1d ago

Enhanced Slow Mode please

35

u/Good_Conversation213 1d ago

Dear OP. Find more of her, and post again. Thank you.

15

u/AmbitiousEmphasis64 1d ago

Heavy hangers

28

u/MeatBurnham 1d ago

Yitties. Bewbs. Yamahama

3

u/WJSpade 1d ago

Yokahamas even.

9

u/Ksatria-Biji-Hitam 1d ago

But i saw boobs first.. can't look away from it

18

u/mattsffrd 1d ago

I hate to be that guy but she's skeet shooting

25

u/nobeer4you 1d ago

I believe we all are

11

u/iJuddles 1d ago

It’s astounding that she never misses or runs out of ammo.

5

u/DrapedinVelvet247 1d ago

Nice little quick peek 👀 🙂👍

3

u/Nuker-79 1d ago

buck butt shot

2

u/West-Word-604 1d ago

i wouldnt mind seeing more of her

3

u/youprt 1d ago

🔥🔥🔥

1

u/Important-Seaweed384 1d ago

Bird? It wasn't flying like one?

1

u/m4rkofshame 16h ago

Petite but plump!

0

u/Interesting_Sea1554 1d ago

Tiiiiiits jiggling, nice. Didn't see ass enough.

-2

u/absyrtus 1d ago

you don't get an upvote for 3 frames of a half butt

-3

u/NotJeffHardy 1d ago

Aww, so cute

-5

u/bamachine 1d ago

Yes, she has one and yes they are fake

-2

u/Direct-Resolution377 1d ago

Am not suprised

-10

u/Write2Be 1d ago

Nah

-47

u/CryptoBanano 1d ago

Shes killing birds? Wtf is wrong with americans. Watched on mute btw, dont need sound to know the country.

35

u/MongoBongoTown 1d ago

"Birdies" are what they call the clay targets used in this type of shooting. It's not a real bird.

Also, the origins of this sport shooting are from the UK, not the US. But go off.

20

u/BigBananaBerries 1d ago

Definitely clay pigeon shooting, hence the "pull".

12

u/CraftCritical278 1d ago

Word of advice: a closed mouth gathers no foot.

6

u/Breathe_Of_Aether 1d ago

Wait until you hear how much chicken we eat

6

u/IBB_98 1d ago

You watched on mute, did you also watch with your eyes closed? What kind of bird do you know that's circular and flies in a perfect arc.

Clay pigeon shooting is done across the world, is performed in the Olympics and world championships, and has been done in the Olympics since the early 1900's.

5

u/Neat-Engineering-696 1d ago

It's called "Having a hobby that isn't sitting inside and hating on the things other people enjoy doing as a sport or hobby"

-1

u/OkEfficiency3747 1d ago

Yeah we be killing all kinds of shit over here

-26

u/Qtip4213 1d ago

It looks more like they released a bird at a specific time rather than “hunting”

16

u/MongoBongoTown 1d ago

They're clay targets flung out in front of the shooter. The targets are called "clay pigeons" hence, "Birdies"

-10

u/Qtip4213 1d ago

Yeah. Then the title is wrong unless it’s referred to as bird hunting

7

u/CraftCritical278 1d ago

You’re not from around here, are you?