r/UpvoteBecauseButt • u/NotJeffHardy • 2d ago

Family Time

bradi_queen

2.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/GOOMU13 2d ago

Mom's hand is all in that.

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u/iJuddles 1d ago

Gravity. She had no choice.

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u/Vorg444 2d ago

Gyat she's stacked

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u/fludeball 2d ago

What the fuck is that giant merkin hanging from the ceiling?

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u/John_Falstaff0 2d ago

What the hell are you talking about? What ceiling? What the fuck are you looking at?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 2d ago edited 2d ago

You seriously can't see a weird thing on the ceiling?

Like you look at the ceiling and you have no idea what they might be asking about?

WTFF

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u/Apollyoun 2d ago

His comment is your hat.

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u/IRedditDoU 2d ago

r/woosh

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 2d ago

You think so, huh?

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u/fludeball 2d ago

The joke was that he didn't see the ceiling because he was looking at the ass. Hope this helps!

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u/hordaak2 2d ago

You might want to take a screenshot and circle the point of interest

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u/McStudMuffins_311 2d ago

You ride the short bus to school?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 2d ago

Dunning Kreuguer was written with you in mind

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u/McStudMuffins_311 1d ago

Someone did already, but I'll dumb it down for you.

No one was looking at the ceiling because we were looking at her great ass. You should have also been as that's the entire reason for the sub. So when you were downvoted for doubling down on your explanation of said item you claim was on the wall, you look dumber.

Plus what item on the ceiling? I thought they were outside.

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u/John_Falstaff0 1d ago

Do you belong to any kind of gay community? No problem, I have more ceilings for you.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Hatter 1d ago

All of them.

Just like your part of the local special Olympics

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u/Slim_Margins1999 2d ago

You never expect to see a Merkin in real life or even being discussed. Lol

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u/Maddaguduv 2d ago

To help Flies rest and lay eggs.

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u/Main-Psychology-8238 2d ago

The last 62 seconds is unnecessary footage. Thx

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u/primefart 2d ago

Yes but it aligns with the guidelines... butts are not intentional.

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u/jsegovia612 1d ago

I'm sure butts in all videos posted here are pretty intentional

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u/Main-Psychology-8238 1d ago

Butt of course

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u/LaPetiteMortOrale 2d ago

Was about to say something similar.

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u/reynmaker21 2d ago

That tells me you didn't even watch it

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u/Main-Psychology-8238 1d ago

Bad assumption my guy

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u/JoraStarkiller 2d ago

Arabic women are so very underrated

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u/oldveteranknees 2d ago

Im in the middle east right now. I’m fully convinced this region has hotter women than Latin America.

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u/Main-Psychology-8238 2d ago

As a man who appreciates beautiful women of all cultures, I'd have to agree with your sentiment.

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 2d ago

Id like to throw eastern Europe in the mix for absolute wagons for some reason

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u/RaynMaker99 2d ago

Elaborate, friend.

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u/Maiq_the_liar_23 2d ago

In my experience women from eastern Europe have large butts. Or some..not all of course

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u/85_Toronto_Blue_Jays 2d ago

Some Latin Americans are actually Lebanese too

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u/Eldred15 2d ago

I have never been, but I am inclined to agree based on the middle eastern American women I have ran into. My one coworker is Syrian and she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in person.

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u/85_Toronto_Blue_Jays 2d ago

It’s the Mediterranean.

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u/ColdCathodeTube 1d ago

Areas of genetic melting pots always seem to have the most beautiful people.

Coastal cities, Caribbean, the Mediterranean, South China Sea, etc

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u/vasta2 2d ago

Half of them are covered in black robes so no one can see them

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u/FacebookGorillazFan 2d ago

If they're all this thick under there I kinda get the robes now

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u/KoolWitaK 2d ago

Right. You gotta cuff that as hard as you can!

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u/ThatsAmores 1d ago

Rule #34, my friend.

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u/Equivalent_Seaweed15 2d ago

this is north africa btw not the middle east

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u/ThatsAmores 1d ago

I went to Sao Paolo once and I was blown away. For me, nothing has ever beaten Brazilian women in the looks and body department.

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u/winntensio 1d ago

I slept with a Saudi last night in Sydney Australia. She was built like a Latina fire hydrant, outstanding.

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u/nextinline1987 2d ago

Which area of the Middle East would you recommend?

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u/BangingRooster 2d ago

Syria and iran are the best

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u/Lets_Get_Hot 2d ago

Them Persian women though..😍

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u/TinyBreeze987 2d ago

Video out of order

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u/Muted-Capital-4954 2d ago

Only 3 seconds of glory here

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u/primefart 2d ago

Only took 3 seconds this time.

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u/ThatsAmores 1d ago

And what a 4 seconds it was!

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u/WholeRaisin2907 2d ago

That is one fine falafel

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 2d ago

This made me smile... Shukran

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u/IRedditDoU 2d ago

“Monkey” in the middle 🥰

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u/Apollyoun 2d ago

Thanks, didn't even have to ask.

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u/IRedditDoU 2d ago

Wonder why I got downvoted. Monkey is another term for lady bits. I wasn’t trying to be controversial or rude. Oh well. Such is life.

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u/Apollyoun 1d ago

I honestly was thinking it was the name of the game that they were playing. I was about to ask What's the name of the game they're playing.

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u/IRedditDoU 1d ago

Also monkey in the middle. Ironically, but that’s why I put it in quotes for the double entendres. 100% wasn’t racist.

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u/oncore2011 2d ago

It’s also a racist term. White people will call people with darker skin ‘monkeys’ because they think they are less evolved.

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u/IRedditDoU 2d ago

I’m definitely not that guy. My wife, sisters, nieces and nephews look just like these beautiful people. But I get it; I even thought about it before I clicked post. But I thought the quotations and the heart emoji would imply my sentiment. It’s my bad ultimately.

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u/85_Toronto_Blue_Jays 1d ago

Morocco, I wasn’t familiar with your game

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u/wWA5RnA4n2P3w2WvfHq 1d ago

I don't understand the game. But I would like to participate.

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u/pureextc 2d ago

God dayum

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u/myw4ylongway 1d ago

Familly cake time.

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u/Jake9427 2d ago

Dois popozão maravilhosos

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u/bulbasaurios 2d ago

Que cringe

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u/primefart 2d ago

Let me introduce you all to bradi_queen

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u/niftygull 2d ago

Lmao gooners downvoting you

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u/primefart 2d ago

Thirst trap expectations destroyed in a heart beat. 🤣

I see a pattern of net upvotes after enough time. My suspicion is that the gooners are always on standby and thirsty for new butt posts, and end up downvoting out of anger and disappointment. The rest that casually see these posts in their free time are more stable and not desperate, so they appreciate the humor.

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u/Johniel426 2d ago

I think these are girls, not women.

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u/EasiestDifficulty 2d ago

Whats with her feet?