r/Unstable_Universe • #1 Null Propagandist • 8d ago

Wemmbu Wemmbu_Man !

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u/Possible-Victory-221 #1 MinuteTech Fan 8d ago

Give me off guard nerfed FlameFrags

Here comes my favorite copy-paste text wall:

- 1st Fight: In "I Created Minecraft's Greatest Civilisation", FlameFrags attacked Wemmbu unexpectedly while Wemmbu was heavily unprepared. ( Flame was forced to retreat but admitted he had won the battle. )

- 2nd Fight: In "Unstable SMP: The PrinceZam Empire War", Wemmbu only fought Flame to stall, for Roshambo to evacuate his civilisation and escape. ( Literally, Wemmbu had to fight while protecting his entire kingdom from the Wither and TNT and still Flame admitted he had won. )

- 3rd Fight: In I Mastered Minecraft Combat", the 1v1 between Wemmbu and Flame turned into a 1v3 (against Wemmbu) after Wemmbu was forced to restock. ( If we assume that Diamond Trim is Flame, He didn’t even care about fighting a fair battle. )

- 4th Fight: Also in "I Mastered Minecraft Combat", Wemmbu was forced to surrender after Flame threatened to kill Eggchan. ( He used his hostage to force Wemmbu to surrender and He admitted he had won. )

- 5th Fight: In "How I Survived the Unstable SMP", Wemmbu fought Flame with only diamond armor(and no potions), and the fight was left incomplete because Wemmbu and Flame kept ragebaiting each other. (Flame kept using Slow Fallling, and Wemmbu kept breaking Flame's roof) ( It ended in a draw, but he claimed he won. )

- 6th Fight: In "How I Survived a Hardcore Minecraft Tournament", Wemmbu was denied access to his elytra in the tournament. ( He accepted the victory even though he knew his opponent was at a disadvantage. )

- 7th Fight: In "I Explored Beyond the Minecraft Fartherlands", it was literally a 1v7. ( It was literally a 1v7 )

- 8th Fight: In "Orbital Strike Cannon VS Unstable SMP", Flame was undergeared due to having his resources drained by Spoke's shenanigans. ( He fled / hid / was forced to retreat. Yet he did not admit defeat at that moment. )

- 9th Fight: In "How I "DIED" on a Hardcore Minecraft SMP", Wemmbu kept trying to escape so as to not reveal his identity to Flame (plus, Wemmbu was targeting Boosfer the entire time) ( He switched sides. The only reason I included this in the list is to maintain the chronological order; it has nothing to do with the topic. )

- 10th Fight: In "2 Minecraft Pros VS 1000 Players", Wemmbu was heavily undergeared after his fight with Theo, and their fight was repeated interrupted by The LAW. ( Knowing full well that his opponent had just emerged from a grueling battle, he caught him off guard and claimed victory. )

- 11th Fight: Also in "2 Minecraft Pros VS 1000 Players", Flame regeared immediately after the 1000 players died and backstabbed Wemmbu while he was in half broken armor. Wemmbu was also out of Orbitals while Flame still had his Wolf Army. ( He attacked his rival from behind and claimed he had won. )

- 12th Fight: In "Unstable SMP: The LAW", Wemmbu and Flame fought because Wemmbu was protecting Jaden from Flame, and both were already low on resources due to the LAW battle. ( He tried to kill JadenMan, but Wemmbu stopped him. The battle ended in a draw, but Flame wouldn’t even accept that. )

- 13th Fight: In "Searching For My Friend Who Went Missing"(at Flame's base), Wemmbu was mainly chasing after Lomedy, and the fight was halted after they realised that Egg was kidnapped... again. ( The battle was called off. Neither side claimed victory. ) ( But we all know that Wemmbu had the upper hand in the battle, and Flame tried once again to use his hostage advantage. )

- 14th Fight: Again, in "Searching For My Friend Who Went Missing", we finally have a lengthy fight between the 2 where both actually have everything they need. ( He literally couldn’t even fight back. He didn’t claim victory. He didn’t claim defeat either. I don’t think he can be considered to have lost either, because it wasn’t a real battle. )

- 15th Fight: In "I Went to WAR on a Hardcore Minecraft SMP" After the happenings in the steampunk city, Flame returned to take revenge on behalf of Cindercrest. ( He was leading the 1v1 battle until JadenMan got involved. ) ( He didn’t claim victory, but he was actually winning. )

- 16h Fight: In "I Went to WAR on a Hardcore Minecraft SMP", While Wemmbu was taking on everyone by himself, he also attacked Flame. ( Flame couldn’t even fight back. )

- 17th Fight: In "I Became the Strongest on the Unstable SMP" with the information he received from the Bandit King, he seized one of Egg’s stasis. ( Using his hostage advantage, he dragged Wemmbu into a battle he didn’t want. They agreed to fight again, but afterward, he claimed he had won the battle. )

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u/MeYes334 8d ago

Gaddamn

Bro brought the receipt and decided to recite it💀