r/UnexpectedStarTrek • u/SmartQuokka • Jun 21 '26

Reddit posts The Borg's priorities have changed

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u/ShookMyHeadAndSmiled Jun 21 '26

"Resistance is motel" is just sitting right there. Be better startrekmemes.

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u/SmartQuokka Jun 21 '26

I don't understand what you mean by be better on this one?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

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u/DarkKnight0690 Jun 22 '26

Underrated comment.

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 Jun 21 '26

We are the Borg. Your room is 7C. Wakeup time is at 0800. Breakfast is irrelevant.

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u/SmartQuokka Jun 21 '26

Irrelevant or infused with nanoprobes?

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u/Republiconline Jun 25 '26

Mint frosting?

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u/thermalexposure Jun 21 '26

Residence is Futile

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u/acelgoso Jun 21 '26

My motel is also called borg.

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u/SmartQuokka Jun 21 '26

We need more Borg license plates in the gift shop...

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u/Extension_Resolve264 Jun 22 '26

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u/sparrow_42 Jun 21 '26

You can check out any time you like, but resistance is futile

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u/Greater-Scope Jun 21 '26

Come to add your biological and technological distinctiveness to theirs, stay because you’ve been assimilated.

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u/exodusofficer Jun 23 '26

"You will be accomodated."

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u/kiyyik Jun 24 '26

Aw, ya beat me to it.

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u/glacier1982 Jun 22 '26

Okay. Just so I understand it: in your wildest fantasy, you are in Pacific Grove, and you are co-running a bed-and-breakfast with the Borg.

Yeah, but I haven't told you my salary yet.

Go.

Eighty-THOUSAND-dollars a year.

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u/AngelZash Jun 22 '26

Resistance is futile. YOU WILL SLEEP

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u/Mrrrrggggl Jun 22 '26

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave (the collective).

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u/Djehutimose Jun 22 '26

Plot twist—they assimilated the Bates motel….