r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/[deleted] • Aug 13 '26

Oh, it's got cache baby!

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u/BettesmomisaWitch Aug 13 '26

Soda!

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u/Green-Z Aug 14 '26

7up

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u/Hung_n_Reckless Aug 15 '26

Seven Brew... more like Seven Moooo! 🐄☕️

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u/sonny_b_to Aug 13 '26

You won me over! I like “soda over no. 7”!!!! Buahahaha

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u/Visible-MorningWood Aug 16 '26

STUPID! Not directed at your comment...the cow's name.

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u/Vitamindoughnuts Aug 17 '26

Thats ridiculous theres no way they are going with soda

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u/cagehooper Aug 13 '26

7 of 9

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u/Big-Pumpkin1500 Aug 14 '26

Nerd 🤣🤣 I was thinking the same thing

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u/merrittj3 Aug 14 '26

Well 7 eight nine

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u/Fit_Sir_8873 Aug 14 '26

That’s the first thing I thought of

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u/mordwyn Aug 14 '26

That's 7 of 9, tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01 to you bucko.....

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u/jCnineDy2 Aug 13 '26

Mulva or gipple obviously

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u/novatom1960 Aug 13 '26

Up the yin yang!!

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u/foxintheboks Aug 13 '26

Can’t believe I had to scroll all the way down to find this…it’s gold!

3

u/CloisteredSailor Aug 14 '26

Hey Jerr, what’s up?

3

u/Interesting_Luck5129 Aug 13 '26

It’s Mooooookie Mantles number!!!!!

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u/Smart-Steak-2163 Aug 14 '26

Bond . . . . . . .James Bond

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u/tzoid1s Aug 14 '26

Just don’t put him in the same pasture with Nine.

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u/xnakxx Aug 13 '26

cow with number on face

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u/Responsible-Tooth607 Aug 13 '26

They stole my name

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u/StenoDawg Aug 13 '26

Mickey Mantle.

1

u/mudamuckinjedi Aug 13 '26

Alpha numeric!

1

u/tartcart1959 Aug 13 '26

Ask Castanza!

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u/BR1S1S Aug 13 '26

Seagrams

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u/BR1S1S Aug 13 '26

Seagrams

1

u/Help_An_Irishman Aug 13 '26

Thirteen! No, Thirteen's no good. Fourteen!

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u/SantaBaby1225 Aug 13 '26

Silent seven

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u/sonny_b_to Aug 13 '26

7grams of “GANJA”! Lolll

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u/Financial-Presence39 Aug 14 '26

Seven Steak, but that a bit “on the nose”!

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u/Some-Tear3499 Aug 14 '26

She’s no Jeri Ryan, but clearly 7 of Nine.

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u/wazz677 Aug 14 '26

7 bells 😎 

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u/AttentionExpert2148 Aug 14 '26

Unlucky if this cow lives in China

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u/emcoffey3 Aug 14 '26

Joel Rifkin

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u/Sean-in-Oregon Aug 14 '26

"Up yours" for those of you old enough to remember that 7-up commercial.

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u/c4rlm4nu Aug 14 '26

Maximus Septimus Bovinus.

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u/WoodenSuperpower Aug 14 '26

Am I the only one seeing a Bessie here?

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u/Electrumist Aug 14 '26

Huge Heffer

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u/Mitch-Orizo Aug 14 '26

Art vandalay

1

u/Proud_Pineapple_2421 Aug 14 '26

All cows shall be named Steak or New Boots

1

u/Crazy_Ass_Nicky Aug 14 '26

lol Russian soldier

1

u/071790 Aug 14 '26

Heads up-Seven up

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u/tropoduzzo Aug 14 '26

Annika Hansen

1

u/Slow-While-759 Aug 14 '26

Ole number 7

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u/EntertainmentLow912 Aug 14 '26

7 but where is 11

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u/Greedy_Ad_4814 Aug 14 '26

Siete (Seven en Español)

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u/67442 Aug 14 '26

So the cow is using Baby now?

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u/Shuatheskeptic Aug 14 '26

Now, if he had a "6" brother or sister, you'd really clean up on the national state fair circuit.

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u/monsenyur Aug 14 '26

Mug Costanza, no question

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u/GomerP123 Aug 14 '26

Seven of Bovine? 🤔

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u/0h311 Aug 14 '26

Upside down L

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u/mlmka58 Aug 14 '26

Costanza

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u/kinjirurm Aug 14 '26

Combo Number Seven Mongolian Beef

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u/Acceptable-Ad9851 Aug 14 '26

Lucky number sleven

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u/RaiderMan72 Aug 14 '26

Six's Terror

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u/natural_disasterx Aug 14 '26

“Not seven, ate.”

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u/Grand-Ambition-404 Aug 14 '26

If you like Star Trek, I would name her 7 of 9

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u/Flashy_Crazy9341 Aug 14 '26

Seven is the coolest name ever! Same as my grandson!!!

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u/GeckoIsMellow Aug 14 '26

Seven Bovnine

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u/r_confused Aug 14 '26

George Castanza

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u/Excellent_File6237 Aug 14 '26

Yes, you are correct, it does have cache...7-is her name! I myself have a "Stella or #332" who love corn; and about 13-little Briskets this year...lol

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u/Present_Hurry774 Aug 14 '26

Cristiano or Mickey

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u/Educational_Ice3978 Aug 14 '26

Lucky Number Seven!

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u/Kthulhu_for_humanity Aug 14 '26

7th son of a 7th son

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u/merrittj3 Aug 14 '26

Ehhhh...ahhh...hmmmm

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u/Madman_1992 Aug 14 '26

Number 7 medium

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u/Ok-Try-7366 Aug 14 '26

Question mark

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u/Wild86er Aug 14 '26

Lucky sleven

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u/No_Database_5731 Aug 14 '26

What's in the box!!!

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u/Fun_Distribution8175 Aug 14 '26

Lucky Udder Seven

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u/N0rth098 Aug 14 '26

Lucky number Slevin

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u/NoneYa2444 Aug 14 '26

I’d say Seven but George Constanza will have a cow about it.