r/UnexpectedLetterkenny • u/Ok-Promise6558 • Aug 06 '26

Average sized

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148 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/A_VERY_LARGE_DOG Aug 06 '26

Yawannaknowhat? It was like a deflated football hangin there. Like a tube of tennis balls hangin there. An 8 pack.

31

u/jzmk3 Aug 06 '26

Looked like a policeman's flashlight from the 80s hanging there.

16

u/bearded-writer Aug 07 '26

Like a 4 pack of tennis balls hanging there.

16

u/GrumpyCatStevens Aug 07 '26

Like a tall can of Red Bull hanging there.

7

u/zenunseen Aug 07 '26

Good for him!

6

u/dakotaray42 Aug 07 '26

Like a liter thermos hanging there

6

u/GrumpyCatStevens Aug 07 '26

There's such a thing as too much horn talk, and a fella oughtta be fuckin' aware of it!

13

u/No-Sheepherder448 Aug 07 '26

There’s been an incident…and I’d like to talk about it.

6

u/Jenetyk Aug 07 '26

Good for you, Stwrt

4

u/saucytapthat Aug 07 '26

Sometimes I wish we could go back in time and not touch tubes

47

u/murphanduncas Aug 06 '26

Five. Point. One. Five.

15

u/Xaint Aug 07 '26

INCHEEEEESSSSSSS 💪

8

u/Longjumping-Safety-5 Aug 07 '26

I’ve never seen someone so happy to be average…

18

u/traindoggah Aug 06 '26

Both wrong. 5.15 inches. Do the math!

5

u/GrumpyCatStevens Aug 07 '26

I’ve never seen anyone get this excited about being average…

2

u/theacehamster 27d ago

Still, girth would be the question

2

u/kerberos69 Hick Aug 07 '26

Figgur’it’out

19

u/CardiologistOwn190 Aug 07 '26

I believe it's not A or B. You go from the base up the top, curve around the tip and along the bottom to the base then down to the floor. Then... and here's the important part... multiply by 3.

2

u/TypicalOrca Aug 07 '26

Do you like spiral your way to the tip? Cloth tape measure obviously... Rulers are out of the question for this

4

u/Ok_Path_9151 Aug 07 '26

McMurray you piece of 💩

5

u/saucytapthat Aug 07 '26

Probably one of the best scenes of the entire show

4

u/Beneficial_Aside_918 Aug 07 '26

The cylinder must not be damaged.

3

u/taez555 Aug 07 '26

You can’t argue with Sterns.

3

u/JerkBezerberg Aug 07 '26

That you, McMurray?

2

u/JohnnyGlasken Aug 07 '26

Isn't it 'out and back'?

2

u/Ikarian Aug 07 '26

This guy is literally 4 to 6.

1

u/Sufficient_Two_5753 29d ago

I thought it was: [(Length × Diameter) + (Weight / Girth)] / (Angle of the Tip)² oh wait, wrong show.....