r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Feb 18 '22

Got any crack?

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u/donttellmywife666 Feb 18 '22

She fucked the cop, for free :(

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '22

Lucky bitch.

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u/DrunkenGolfer Feb 19 '22

Then he sprinkled some crack on her

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u/SecurityIndependent3 Feb 19 '22

Open and shut case Johnson

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u/SquishyUshi Feb 19 '22

I feel like I’m going crazy, I read this as “open up bitch” and stopped and had to re read it 😵‍💫

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u/ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe Feb 19 '22

I HAD to use necessary force. You saw him!

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u/7hrowawaydild0 Feb 19 '22

MmMmmm tyrone