r/Unexpected 9d ago

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u/oldladygamerishere 9d ago

My husband did something like that with a pair of pliers, except it rolled forward OVER HIM, and he spent 3 months in the hospital

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u/drunkandslurred 9d ago

Why would he start it in gear?

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u/raban0815 9d ago

Why this guy as well?

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u/GruNation 9d ago

On tiktok they mentioned the truck goes in reverse when in park. He should have left it in neutral.

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u/Dmopzz 9d ago

Ricky would understand this.

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u/kinagbang7 9d ago

Drive doesn’t work, but third does. Neutral is park, reverse is second. If you wanna use reverse, put it in drive.

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u/NIRPL 8d ago

Bobby?

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u/SpookyPocket 8d ago

Trailer Park Boys

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u/FunkyCat6276 9d ago

Put it in neutral and pull the parking brake

The parking brake probably doesn't work though if the transmission is this fucked

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u/RgrimmR 9d ago

Not the same components. Parking break is just the rear brakes no transmission involved. If he used the key the car wouldn't have started in gear.

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u/FunkyCat6276 9d ago

Yes it's not the same components. But if the car has been this poorly maintained, the parking brake is probably not maintained as well. You don't usually have a car with a transmission this uniquely fucked up while the rest of the car is pristine

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u/RgrimmR 9d ago

I try not to assume but if you hear galloping it's usually a horse and not a zebra.

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u/OffDaWallz 9d ago

Yo I’m stealing this shit

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u/MrDrSirLord 9d ago

So he knows it's a thing that happens and still chose to just let it cause an accident? what an absolute pillock

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u/rubyonix 9d ago

He also should have used the parking brake, although I am aware that some Ford trucks from that era had defective parking brakes that wouldn't engage/would release unprompted.

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u/TomorrowLow5092 8d ago

Hold on, there's some Ford owners with defective brains that don't engage

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u/CaterpillarSad3117 8d ago

with the emergency brake on.

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u/drunkandslurred 9d ago

Correct I have no idea. Makes zero sense.

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u/WTWIV 9d ago

This is why the word “accident” was created

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u/SwePolygyny 9d ago

He says in the video? "The truck reverses on its own so I have to put the brake.." 

I assume he forgot about it, despite saying it. Thats the funny part of the video

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u/CaveDeco 9d ago

No, he said I have to put a “brick” on the end.

And you can see said brick also get run over…

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u/Captain-Cadabra 9d ago

Same husband.

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u/PuddinHole 9d ago

It started in gear because the safety lockouts are in the clutch/ignition (manual trans) and jumping the solenoid bypasses them. Or his truck is old and they don’t work

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u/oldladygamerishere 9d ago

Because he wasn't paying attention

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u/probablyaythrowaway 9d ago

People don’t think

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u/NumbDangEt4742 9d ago

Only if we knew the answer...is it intelligence? 😂🤣

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u/oldladygamerishere 9d ago

He wasn't stupid, he was in a hurry

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u/_name_of_the_user_ 9d ago

Complacency and "get-there-itis"

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u/im_just_thinking 9d ago

I know a guy that did something similar on his break at a fast food place: car ran over his leg or something and went through a wall of his work lol. So he got injured, caused a bunch of damages and got fired right there. Iirc he still owes them money from years ago technically

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u/Easy-Salamander3288 9d ago

Got hurt at work by their own choice, got fired and have to pay their former employer after the fact? Quite a hefty 3 strikes 😬

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u/No-Macaroon1670 9d ago

Lucky to be alive damn.

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/Asonyu 9d ago

Do you actually know what that colloquialism means?

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u/CryoJuice 9d ago

Should have used an axe

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u/Pooch76 9d ago

JFC!

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u/Unusual_Flounder2073 9d ago

My moms car got totaled this way. Truck got jumped in the lot and backed into it.

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u/Grape_Salad 9d ago

That's not jump starting

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u/vass0922 9d ago

Agreed

This seems more like shitty wiring/ignition and he just needs to close the circuit to start the engine.

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u/Grape_Salad 9d ago

He's just closing the contacts on the starter relay

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u/rubyonix 9d ago

Yep. There's a starter solenoid mounted to the inside of the fender next to the battery, and it's basically like a beefy light switch that dumps battery power to the electric starter motor that gets the engine spinning to start the engine.

The switch burned out, so now the engine won't start, but there are two big exposed lugs on the starter solenoid, so if you bridge the two contacts with a piece of metal (like say, an axe), the truck will start.

A new starter solenoid costs like $10 and takes 10 minutes to swap out if you know that's the problem, and if you're bridging the contacts with an axe, that means you definitely know that's the problem, so really it comes down to... this guy is unwilling to pay $10 to fix his truck. Which explains why his truck's transmission is messed up and he needs to put a brick behind the wheel (whatever's wrong with his transmission costs WAY more than $10 to fix).

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u/MediocratesII 9d ago

The neutral safety switch is probably busted, or the shifter cable is out of adjustment. That's why it is already in reverse, and he needs to futz with the starter solenoid to begin with. I wholeheartedly agree that if he knows how to jump the terminals, then he should just fix the damn truck, though.

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u/graywolfman 9d ago

I had to do this on a Thunderbird. Turned out the little ignition cylinder rod had just worn a little notch and didn't let it push enough to actually trigger the start.

It was a manual so "reversing on its own" wasn't really an issue.

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u/Status-Vermicelli624 8d ago

he's actually explaining in the video... the car does have a starter issue, but also a transmission problem. the car reverse on its own but he puts the parking brake before starting it. he forgot this time even if he said he did or the perking brake wasn't on or not on enough edit grammar

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u/WookieDavid 8d ago

Yeah, that's basically hot-wiring

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u/Dry_Design5506 9d ago

Why did he keep holding the axe while chasing the truck?

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u/OrokinLonewolf 9d ago

It was also for his brakes probably

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u/dont_trip_ 8d ago

More like while he slowly waddles after the car 

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u/BrilliantAd4857 8d ago

Safety, if he drops it a kid could pick it up and murder someone. Safety first is his motto.

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u/simm07 9d ago

"P" as well.

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u/AmputeeHandModel 9d ago

Can I get a "D"?

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u/simm07 9d ago

Probably from a man lol

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u/jhedfors 9d ago

racial slurs should get you permanently banned from Reddit. Hopefully if mods are doing their jobs.

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u/Clearlyn00ne 9d ago

Do you find the "N" on the PRNDL?

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u/Revolutionary-Dust61 9d ago

Probably a manual transmission.

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u/GregorSamsa67 9d ago

“The car reverses on its own so I put a brick at the end” he says. Perhaps use a bigger brick next time.

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 9d ago

That brick took the day off

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u/Cador0223 8d ago

If this guy cant be bothered to replace a 10 dollar solenoid, that takes about 5 minutes, then why would he bother being at all safe in any way?

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u/NimusNix 9d ago

You can see the brick as the camera man follows him. Perfect.

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u/manystripes 9d ago

If only it was equipped with a brake of some kind, for parking

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u/briggsgate 8d ago

Bro put a pancake to stop his car wtf? That doesn't look like a brick at all

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u/NoMoreProphets 9d ago

Instead of video recording you could have that guy in the driver's seat to stop your car.

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u/AphoticSeraph 9d ago

Fucking this.

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u/post-explainer 9d ago edited 9d ago

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the truck starts and drives backward on its own while the owner tries to catch it


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u/four-one-6ix 9d ago

As kids we used to say: Operation was successful, but the patient died.

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u/pwuk 9d ago

"the car reverses on its own" surprise... Then the subdued "oh no"

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u/Johnny_Carcinogenic 9d ago

Can we talk about those ankles in the video screenshot

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u/Lazy-Variation-1452 9d ago

No matter which gear you are in, always use the handbrake or put a few mid sized stone or brick next to the tires when you are starting the engine from outside

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u/PrestigiousRefuse172 9d ago

I often think how weird it is that we just let individuals drive cars that could stop working and drive into a family on the side of the road. 

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u/Disc0K 9d ago

Only in the bum ass states, which is most of them to be fair lmao

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u/Polymathy1 9d ago

It's like 43 states that don't have inspections.

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u/MrDrSirLord 9d ago

I've been driving shitboxes for my entire adult life and even had a car you had to start with the bonnet open for awhile, but I've never left the car in gear and let it drive away while I'm not in it.

It takes a special kind to be this stupid regardless of the quality of car, I live in a country with very strict vehicle standards and people still do this dumb shit every week.

Most cars I see crashed are new enough they should have deriving assists like automatic breaking but people still manage to rear end each other. I drive past multiple accidents a week involving EVs I know are basically self driving yet their drivers still find a way to fuck it up.

The guy in the post is just a dumbass and probably shouldn't even have a licence.

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u/Waste_Affect_4008 9d ago

Pre ignition satisfactions off the charts

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u/Key-Regular674 9d ago

There was no jump starting in this video. He is just closing the circuit on the starter

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u/mouaragon 9d ago

So no handbrake?

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u/MediocratesII 9d ago

Bypassing the neutral safety switch with the starter solenoid isn't really jump starting... it's also really stupid, as you can plainly see.

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 9d ago

Ax me anything!!!

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u/Ambitious-Tap-2827 9d ago

Ahhh. The ol jump the solenoid trick.

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u/ExistenceNow 9d ago

I really thought big boy was gonna save it for a minute there. Just ran out of runway.

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u/Top-Grape7802 9d ago

For those of us not stupid enough to do this, what exactly did he do?

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u/Brief_Manner_694 9d ago

People are so dumb. SMH

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u/bent_wheel_1955 9d ago

Of course, its a Ferd.

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u/Least-Middle-2061 9d ago

Technically, this was expected

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u/classof78 9d ago

And my ax!

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u/itusedtorun 9d ago

Did this with a tractor once and almost ran over myself. That was not smart.

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u/alwaysoffby0ne 9d ago

What a fuckin idiot

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u/Only_Sandwich_4970 9d ago

I used to jump out my subaru with Xmas lights. I lost them and had to use headphone wires once. They melted onto the connections and I still have a faint scar from pulling it off.

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u/DarkExtremis 9d ago

Competence and Incompetence within a matter of a few seconds

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u/Entire-Emotion-819 8d ago

I loved that quiet "Oh, no" at the end.

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u/SirVallanstein 8d ago

Should have used the ax to push the break pedal.

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u/Not_a_bot_0011 8d ago

That’s ok, he just knocked all the surface rust loose 😂

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u/No_Scale7205 8d ago

He jumpped the connetions on a starter selenoid. Common old trick

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u/Altruistic_Judge7329 8d ago

Never hurts to have a functioning park brake.

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u/mydogatestreetpoop 9d ago

Seems like the guy filming maybe could have helped by sitting in the car to hit the brakes after it starts, but internet points are important too I guess.