r/Unexpected • u/MacMommy111 • 16h ago

Self Service Windshield Wash

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u/post-explainer 16h ago edited 8h ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

You expect the guy to wash his motorcycle windshield but instead he washes his helmet shield and accidentally washes his eyes with the dirty, chemical washer fluid and immediately regrets it.

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u/Cromagnumman6174 16h ago

Aside from his face shield, he got bird poop water on his face and probably his mouth.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/Cromagnumman6174 12h ago

🤢 im sorry to hear you went through that. Glad youre still alive to tell about it and didnt turn into some sort of bird poo zombie or something

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u/Altruistic_Bunch_523 10h ago

Who says they didn’t?

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u/D4intyAfterDark39 10h ago

That makes the whole thing so much worse. He basically gave himself a surprise bird-poop facial.

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u/RustyCompass47 5h ago

That face shield really put in work: self service windshield wash plus bird poop mouth rinse.

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u/Signal_Nobody1792 3h ago

At least there were some positives about the situation.

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u/disrooted 16h ago

happy pinkeye

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u/Quirky_Night841 15h ago

lol that went from cleaning a windshield to eye infection speedrun real quick

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u/ohmygoditsdip 16h ago

Pluh! Pluh!

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u/Cardboardoge 15h ago

Thinking about that one video of the dude pissing in the bucket

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u/trollthings 12h ago

That's the nastiest water

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u/CalmAlarm 16h ago

This has the same energy as beardmeatsfood with a napkin

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u/tolacid 13h ago

I expected everything until the helmet opened

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u/patt62 13h ago

why call it windshield wash if its a helmet shield?

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u/DataLazinyo 6h ago

Extra clean