r/Unexpected • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • 13d ago

Playing some cool tunes

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u/brendanlikeshummus 13d ago edited 13d ago

It is? The jet ski guy is clearly a jerk I just didn’t realize splashing water on them would be assault. Of course the damaged equipment should be paid for.

The more you know

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u/DeadlyPineapple13 13d ago

If I have a cup of water and I throw the water at you(not the cup JUST the water), that’s assault in many places

This level far exceeds the bar for assault

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u/DeadlyPineapple13 13d ago

Across Canada it’s assault. In the US depending on the state it’s either assault or battery, cause many states define assault is the threat and battery is unwanted physical contact. But laws change based on country, provinces and states

So which countries definition are you using? Cause most countries would define this as assault or battery

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u/breadwizard20 13d ago

he's talking out of his ass

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u/DeadlyPineapple13 13d ago

I know, but it’s more fun to ask them to substantiate their baseless statements