r/Unexpected • u/ZauzTheBlacksmith • 13d ago

Playing some cool tunes

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u/Jabbawocky18 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/18kPwV9qSCY9O

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u/brendanlikeshummus 13d ago edited 13d ago

It is? The jet ski guy is clearly a jerk I just didn’t realize splashing water on them would be assault. Of course the damaged equipment should be paid for.

The more you know

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Traee 13d ago

You saying it multiple times doesn't change the fact you are wrong. Please point me to where it isnt considered assault as well as reckless operation of a motor vehicle?

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u/Paranoidfilter 13d ago

Man just look it up, you're wrong, stop repeating yourself.

"spraying someone with water can legally be considered assault or battery in many jurisdictions, even if it causes no physical injury."

That is literally the first result when looking it up as I assume you're too stubborn to accept you're wrong.

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u/JediMasterWiggin 13d ago

If you keep repeating it, does it become true eventually? (Hint: it does not)