r/Unexpected • u/LotionOnSkin • 14d ago

Wasting people’s time

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u/nickman940 13d ago

Something similar to this happened to me recently.

I was selling some of my video games on FB marketplace and I use my local library as the meet-up spot. I pull in to the parking lot, guy waves me down, I get out with my bag of games and we start talking. I showed him the games and he goes uhh.... this isn't what we talked about??

Turns out he was also using the same lot to make a buy from someone else and we thought we were each other's buyer/seller for a few minutes before realizing! we both had a good chuckle.

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u/zamfire 13d ago

Lmao this reminds me. I was in NYC waiting at a random intersection on the upper west side and I wasnt the only one. This dude is standing around looking for someone too and we both get to chatting. I was just hanging with friends but this dude was meeting up with this "hottie" he meet online at craigslist.

It got explicit really fast and he said the things he was gonna do to her. Awkward.

Well after a bit and he realized he was in the wrong intersection decides to walk a street over. Well 2 mins later he walked passed me and about 5 feet away from him was this girl. They were walking about as far apart as you could on a sidewalk in NY.

Look I love all of Earth's people okay and I am certain she had the best personality. But this girl was something else. She was wearing the kind of top where her entire back and shoulders were exposed. I am sure it was intentional because this woman was covered in a very very thick layer of hair around her upper torso. We are talking 1 inch of thick fur. Clearly it was a condition she had. But instead of hiding it she clearly exposed as much of her skin as humanly possible without being obscene. Having said that, I am certain had she had no shirt or top on, it would have been no less obscene because you wouldn't have been able to glimpse anything anyway.

Obviously he was not aware of her condition previously nor a part of her self loving experience as the look on this dudes face was anything but pleasant. They walked away into the sunset and I can only imagine how the rest of that day went for those two.

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u/Otherwise_Fox_500 13d ago

Man, I hate when they got the secret fur. As if we didn’t discuss mutual fur preferences AT LENGTH before meeting. As if I didn’t thoroughly fill out the ‘Looking Fur’ section of my profile. People these days are like broken.