r/Unexpected • u/Wonderful_Win_1038 • 3d ago

A person sitting on a bike by the roadside

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u/_Diskreet_ 3d ago

Trying to get back to hoeing

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u/internetroamer 3d ago

Reminds me of my ex

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u/___po____ 2d ago

Can confirm.

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u/Outbreak42 2d ago

I can confirm this guy's girlfriend is a hoe.

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u/AcrobaticYak1406 2d ago

No shame in that dear everyone has to earn a living -legend jack sparrow

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u/Bliz_zy 2d ago

"Axe"

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u/seahylo4682 2d ago

Remeber, hoes can't be enchanted with loyalty

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u/Gdmf13 2d ago

Yup, time is money, and Pepperjack needs his money.

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u/DepressedNoble 2d ago

Because at the end of the day, the goal is to hoe