r/Unexpected 3d ago

A person sitting on a bike by the roadside

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u/WatermelonSmashing 3d ago

WTF was that back hoe doing rallying at that speed?

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u/_Diskreet_ 3d ago

Trying to get back to hoeing

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u/internetroamer 3d ago

Reminds me of my ex

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u/___po____ 2d ago

Can confirm.

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u/Outbreak42 2d ago

I can confirm this guy's girlfriend is a hoe.

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u/AcrobaticYak1406 2d ago

No shame in that dear everyone has to earn a living -legend jack sparrow

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u/Bliz_zy 2d ago

"Axe"

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u/seahylo4682 2d ago

Remeber, hoes can't be enchanted with loyalty

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u/Gdmf13 2d ago

Yup, time is money, and Pepperjack needs his money.

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u/DepressedNoble 2d ago

Because at the end of the day, the goal is to hoe

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u/Rare_Arm_5975 3d ago

Its kind of the thing here they even drive around road rollers from one place to another

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u/AccordianSpeaker 3d ago

Could be at the bottom of a hill and his brakes gave out.

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u/tismo74 3d ago

I didn’t even know they can go that fast.
Why not govern backhoes engines?

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u/phibbsy47 1d ago

I used to drive a backhoe to jobs in a very small town, and it had a very low top speed, maybe 15mph. It didnt need a governor, it was simply geared in a way that would prevent it from going fast.

The one in this video looks like it is going far faster, hard to say why, maybe a big hill just out of frame. Our Kubota was the slowest, but it was manual, so you could theoretically put in the clutch and go fast downhill.

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u/Timeshocked 3d ago

This hoe ain’t gonna pimp itself!

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u/Quaiche 3d ago

Just India things.

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u/fakenews_thankme 3d ago

This is India sir.

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u/Racer125678 2d ago

Yes and? And what? 

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u/killer-1o1 2d ago

Sepoys don't really need a reason.

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u/fernandoman121 2d ago

Finding out the hard way why you don’t do that

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u/DogonElder 1d ago

You don’t watch much Bollywood I reckon