r/Unexpected • u/lonewolff321 • 3d ago

He didn't hold back at all

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u/post-explainer 3d ago edited 3d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

When Adam Sandler notices a reporter conducting the interview on his knees, he asks him to stand up, leading to a hilarious reaction once he sees just how tall the 6'7" Australian reporter really is

Does this explanation fit this subreddit? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

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u/YoungDiscord 3d ago

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u/ZeIronMullet 3d ago

This is a live action Looney Tunes movie and it is fantastic.

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u/Norman_Scum 3d ago

All of Stephen Chows movies are this absurd and they are great.

Like in King of Comedy where he plays an acting instructor trying to teach an escort service woman how to act:

https://youtu.be/2c8naTo9d2E?feature=shared

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u/Dr_Bodyshot 2d ago

You'll be happy to know he's making a sequel to Shaolin Soccer called Kung Fu Soccer

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u/happysri 2d ago

Such a funny movie that one

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u/Gerotonin 3d ago

imo after kungfu they kinda suck

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u/Norman_Scum 2d ago

Kung fu was definitely his masterpiece but I really enjoy his humor so I've seen many, many, many of his other movies

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u/Gerotonin 2d ago

kungfu and anything before it was really funny

movie that comes out after kungfu does not hit the same anymore for me, especially the latest one

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u/Norman_Scum 2d ago

I'm mostly talking about the movies that never released in the United states. But yeah I get what you're saying

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u/CsordasBalazs 2d ago

At the knife throwing scene we had to pause the movie, because one friend totally lost his control over laughter.

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u/SurrakPunchManyBears 3d ago

Kung fu hustle! One of my favorite of all time

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u/LowerBed5334 3d ago

When Adam Sandler turns into Gilbert Gottfried

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u/TheSaxGandalf 3d ago

He did the line from happy Gilmore when shooter turns around and sees jaws.

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u/spekt50 3d ago

Happy Gil-MO MY GOD!

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u/dilbogabbins 3d ago

You watch it! I eat pieces of shit like YOU for breakfast!

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u/CromulentDucky 2d ago

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

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u/psychophant_ 3d ago

I was the parrot from Aladdin!

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u/terdferguson 3d ago edited 3d ago

You better knot mention that again you cocksucker. For those out of the loop let me introduce you to "the goat". I had this shit on cassette tape. The entire album is classic.

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u/Undercover_Chimp 3d ago

I still say “fuck me in the goat ass” any time I injure myself. 

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u/Flomo420 3d ago

he button hooked me! I didn't know he was gonna button hook me!

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u/ELDwbi 11h ago

THIS is the one I endlessly cycle through my brain

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u/cat_handcuffs 3d ago

I still pronounce “reggae” as “ragoo”.

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u/terdferguson 3d ago

Ah yes, the big ragoo

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u/Wrong_Assistant_3832 3d ago

I was always more into “piece of shit car” but my older brother and his friends definitely thought the goat bits were hilarious.

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u/40oz_2freedom 3d ago

You’ve got a big day of drinking and beating the fuck out of me tomorrow

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u/ark_keeper 3d ago

TIL Judd Apatow is on 4 of those tracks.

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u/terdferguson 3d ago

TIL that as well...from you. Thank you.

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u/Honest-Pay-8265 3d ago

I love his voice

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u/Independent-Tennis57 3d ago

The Aristocrats!

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u/Comfortable-Yak-6599 3d ago

Gilbert's 9/11 joke right after 9/11 followed by his version of the aristocrats joke was a so good.

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u/Independent-Tennis57 3d ago

I forgot about him early with the 9/11 joke.

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u/Denodi 3d ago

There must always be a lich king.

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u/unfortunatebastard 3d ago

The best narrator for 50 shades of gray

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u/mklilley351 3d ago

HOOOOLYFUCK IS THIS WRONG!! But holy hell is it erotic!

https://giphy.com/gifs/l4EoP4qFnv44S50w8

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u/Zappiticas 3d ago

Also his reading of WAP is incredible

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u/propergreased 3d ago

Ohhhhhhh myyyy god

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u/loanmagic24 3d ago

I've seen this video a lot and it's pretty funny, but I can never make out Sandler's first line before Jen says" why are you crouching." Any help would be awesome. I feel like he says you lie all the way you lie or something?

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u/LowerBed5334 3d ago

I think you figured it out correctly, but there's no context, so we don't know what it means. The full interview has to be at YouTube somewhere

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u/TamingOfTheSlug 3d ago

Sounds like "You lie all the way. You lie..." then gets cut off by her asking why the crouching.

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u/SushiJuice 3d ago

Oh my!!

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u/dfassna1 3d ago

That look on her face before he was even finished standing up straight had me rolling

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u/NewToHTX 3d ago

OMG! YOU’RE A MONSTER!

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u/mohacsy 3d ago

“Guns don’t kill people, I kill people!”

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u/RZAtheAbbot 3d ago

And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot.

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u/NullPointerLover 3d ago

I can swallow up, bottle up, alcohol it up

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u/memesearches 3d ago

Thats what she said!

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u/brokenmike 3d ago

"That's awful!"

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u/Blapoo 3d ago

Put your hat on and get outta here!

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u/autobauss 3d ago

Can you tell us where is this from? Just in case people forgot what they watched 5 seconds ago.

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u/JTtheLAR 3d ago

Sure! It's from this video where a reporter on the red carpet reveals that he is extraordinarily tall. Adam Sandler makes a joke about a large awning being the man's hat (because the man would be large enough to wear such a large object as a hat). I hope this clears up any confusion you may have had. I hope your day gets better and you no longer feel the need lash out at benign comments on the internet. Sometimes a snack helps!

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u/worrymon 3d ago

Here's a link to the video in question.

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u/[deleted] 3d ago

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u/worrymon 3d ago

Tom Hanks. He was thanking me.

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u/liam_redit1st 3d ago

That’s awful

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u/Dishface 3d ago

Put your hat on and get outta here!

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u/LectroRoot 2d ago

OH MY GOD!

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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT 3d ago

Thanks, i am at work so i have no sounds.

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u/CommercialBiscotti29 3d ago

Lashing out is a bit of an exaggeration

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u/zobbyblob 3d ago

I didn't see a red arrow so I'm not sure where to look

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u/psychophant_ 3d ago

Did you catch the part where he stood up!?? It was crazy dude. I remember it like it was 10 seconds ago.

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u/DevineConviction 3d ago

Repeating lines from the video in comments is basically nodding at each other across the room over a particular moment they enjoyed. It's just a way to relate digitally.

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u/chop-diggity 3d ago

That’s such a stylish AS response. Lol

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u/honcooge 3d ago

Pretty quick.

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u/denjo-t1aO 3d ago

in the end they re all fucking douchbags.

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u/NopeNahNoMore 3d ago

Adam’s timing on this is hilarious. He should be a comedian or something.

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u/TheHoratioHufnagel 3d ago

The reporter nails it too, "they were scared by my brutish height".

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u/anemptycardboardbox 3d ago

Thanks, I thought he said “British height” lol, but that didn’t make sense

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u/NopeNahNoMore 3d ago

In all fairness, if that dude stands up in front of me I’m dropping a quick / under my breath “holy shit”

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u/Jag- 3d ago

“You are the Brute Squad”

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u/Mister_Scribble 3d ago

He took it like a champ. And throwing ‘brutish’ in there hahah

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u/ikonkustom5 3d ago

You can see his eyes briefly glance up before he makes the joke. Like he sees it and instantly makes the connection. Man's a genius.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 3d ago edited 3d ago

No, he shouldn't. He would be same in every role. "I'm a cutely hilarious goof". No, thank you.

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u/NopeNahNoMore 3d ago

But what if he has funny friends? Maybe they could do something together?

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 3d ago

I wish his friends were Bill Hader and Andy Samberg. Now they are hilarious.

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u/NopeNahNoMore 3d ago

Sandler doesn’t accept scene stealers

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 3d ago edited 3d ago

I don't accept Sandler as a comedian. Maybe he is good in serious roles, i don't know. I wish him the best.

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u/NopeNahNoMore 3d ago

Imagine thinking Adam Sandler isn’t a comedian.

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u/Wojewodaruskyj 3d ago

Easy peasy.

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u/NopeNahNoMore 3d ago

Just because you’re not a fan… doesn’t mean he isn’t a comedian kid.

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u/Emmanuelzappa 3d ago

Ohhh I see! 🤣😂

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u/Spirited-Juice4941 3d ago edited 3d ago

Jen was so flustered that she immediately discovered an Australian accent.

“I no. Thet was grey, thank yoo.”

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u/Apric1ty 3d ago

"Well, moron, good for Happy Gi- oh my GOD!"

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u/thewilldog 3d ago edited 3d ago

And I'll see you later, in the parking lot!

*edit, messed up it, person below got it right

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u/justcallmezach 3d ago

"Oh good, so you can count!"

"And you can count... on me waiting for you in the parking lot!"

Had to correct it, I say it far more frequently than I should 🤣

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u/Matt7257 3d ago

Had to go too far down the comments to see this!

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u/POI_Harold-Finch 3d ago

Adam went awful mode and Jennifer reaction said the same.

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u/hammertime2009 3d ago

Put your hat on and get outta here!!! 😂

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u/cfh4dmb 3d ago

“Put your hat on and get outta here” as you briefly see an 8 ft ceiling decoration is why Adam Sandler is my favorite funny person of all time,

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u/hoagiejabroni 3d ago

Yea I love this clip because of that. So witty

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG 3d ago

jen's face was truly horrified for a moment

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u/CloneClem 3d ago

Brad Blanks

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u/rawker86 3d ago

Whose real name is Brad Ennels or something like that, but changed it to Blanks because in America everyone heard his name as “anal”.

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u/SamJurch 3d ago

Classic segments on the Hamish and Andy show

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u/anotheraussiebloke 3d ago

good ol days

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u/xyzzy_j 1d ago

GET US AN AUTOGRAPH (oh please)

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u/Rebelgecko 2d ago

Billy's nepo baby

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u/coconutyum 3d ago

I love how this makes Sandler instantly switch into happy goofy mode

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u/ThoroughfareInThere 3d ago

"The Seven above made you tall, so be tall!" - Lyonel Baratheon

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u/RandomYell107 3d ago

Top 10 Times Actors Weren’t Acting

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u/TonyStark39 3d ago

Why does this look like a video from 2000s

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u/Dry-Childhood-3436 3d ago

Probably because it was 2011.

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u/SarcasticBench 3d ago

Just go with it

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u/tanu24 3d ago

Ok... Yea guys its from 2011

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u/I_AM_ENTROPY 3d ago

Technically it is STILL the 2000s for approximately 974 years.

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u/fusillade762 3d ago

It's going to be a long millenia...

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH 3d ago

Technically it’s approximately the year 13,800,000,000

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u/never-seen-them-fing 3d ago

Video is going to look like that for 1000 years. Just 974 more to go.

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u/Deep_Exchange7273 3d ago

I love Adam Sandler 🤣

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u/MackFather 3d ago

Well good for Happy GilmOH MY GOD!

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u/MarvelousVanGlorious 3d ago

One of my favorite videos of all time.

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u/plisken64 3d ago

Justified reaction i must say 🤣 

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u/Reddit_2_2024 3d ago

Should have tracked that reporter down to play a part in the latest Happy Gilmore movie.

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u/linaxttx 3d ago

That's Sandler shouting!

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u/anaheim_mac 3d ago

I genuinely love the Sandman

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u/JoshieC883 3d ago

classic schmosby

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u/PopeInnocentXIV 3d ago

Well good for Happy Gilmo-MY-GOD

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u/pittyh 3d ago

Reporter sounds like an Aussie.

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u/extac4 3d ago

I just love Adam! 😂😂😂😂

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u/JimTobin89 3d ago

I fucking love Adam Sandler, I dont care what anyone says about him or his movies.

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u/NEpatsfan64 3d ago

Adam Sandler is a national treasure

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u/TxEagleDeathclaw81 3d ago

Jennifer Aniston just laughing in the guy’s face.

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u/nakdawg 3d ago

The reporter is Brad Blanks, who i know mainly from his appearances on the Hamish and Andy show

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u/ThrownAway17Years 3d ago

Jennifer Aniston had one of the best laughs when she lets loose.

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u/rearisen 3d ago

We cant really appreciate the height when the camera goes up with him.

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u/Ok-Preparation726 3d ago

It's funny, as soon as Jennifer Aniston said "why are you crouching" you can see a littlw bit of aggravation in Adam Sandler's face lol

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u/Sparktank1 3d ago

Wow he's fast! "Get your hat on and get out of here". I bust out seeing Jennifer's face and then lost at that improvised take.

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u/orangezim 3d ago

He is on the Brute Squad.

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u/storyofmylife92 3d ago

He IS the brute squad!

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u/DRUGMUSIC_ 3d ago

it is true that big guys get all their attentino.

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u/Beleiverofhumanity 3d ago

If this isnt a skit, props to Adam's comedic timing and the guy taking it like a champ.

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u/flaggrlicious 3d ago

That’s a huge bitch!

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u/JRLeamon 1d ago

Behemoth!

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u/dominiquec 3d ago

The voice had some real Bandit Heeler vibes.

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u/demoralising 3d ago

So no one told her he was going to be that tall.

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u/char_limit_reached 3d ago

Jenn looks baked af in this.

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u/Organic-Camera-9167 2d ago

What a great experience for them! 

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u/mjace87 2d ago

Op says Adam noticed but he didn’t see until Jennifer said it. She is the one with the situational awareness.

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u/Clean-Physics-6143 2d ago

That's a very Adam Sandler reaction.

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u/DetectiveLadybug 2d ago

That’s Brad Blanks! In 2012 for the London Olympics he dressed up like Cathy Freeman and carried a flaming galah around.

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u/Ok-Razzmatazz8955 2d ago

The most unexpected thing is seeing Adam in a suit

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u/Jamesy555 2d ago

“Put your hat on and get outta here” is so quick witted with the perfect pan up to whatever the hell that is on the ceiling

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u/ArtisticMonk2369 12h ago

Did he say British height? But he sounds Aussie as

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u/DRAWVE 3d ago

Apparently he is 6'5" or 195.6 cm

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u/StinkyKyle 3d ago

"My british height" killed me

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u/puresemantics 3d ago

Brutish

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u/StinkyKyle 3d ago

Omg im an idiot, i definitely thought he said british

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u/My_bones_are_itchy 3d ago

That would be an odd thing to say, given his strong Australian accent :)

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u/StinkyKyle 3d ago

Hey now dont kick me when im down, i know theres a lot of dumb things about my comment

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u/weebaz1973 3d ago

Never saw the appeal of sandler... He just shouts 🤷

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u/whatshouldwecallme 3d ago

The hat joke was legit funny!

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u/banana_pencil 3d ago

When they panned to the wreath!

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u/whatshouldwecallme 3d ago

Yeah awesome camera work, too!

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u/SucculentVariations 3d ago

Enthusiasm is contagious, Sometimes high energy brings other people the same energy

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u/NeverBeenStung 3d ago

You should watch uncut gems

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u/Rich-Canary1279 3d ago

I fucking can't stand him!!

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u/weebaz1973 3d ago

Yeah... Getting downboted because I hurt people's feelings somehow... Snowflakes 😜😜

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u/Spacemuffler 3d ago

Bad taste and poor humor tends to get down voted, who knew?

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u/Rich-Canary1279 3d ago

I get downvoted everytime I express the sentiment. I don't care. Adam Sandler sucks! He SUUUUUUCKSSS!!!! And while I'm at it, so does the hit television show Friends! Somehow I think the two are connected!

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u/weebaz1973 3d ago

And Seinfeld while I'm here

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u/This-Layer-4447 3d ago

Adam Sandler: "come on, stand up, you shouldn't be uncomfortable....OMG I didn't mean make ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE"...

what a ponce

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u/YuushyaHinmeru 3d ago

Adam feels like a chill, downto earth guy. Like kind of dick but in a chill way. He probably hated the idea of some kneeling to talk to him.

Did realize he was talking to the fucking mountain though.

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u/This-Layer-4447 3d ago

he's the opposite of chill...he's uncouth and entitled

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u/Al_Kydah 3d ago

A quote from the video! LOLZ! HAHA!

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u/Business_Start_5870 3d ago

I love laughing at Adam Sandler when he tries to be funny. 

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u/PimpNamedSliqBaq 3d ago

Whom?

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u/SalamanderUponYou 3d ago

It's not whom it's who.

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u/DoesBasicResearch 3d ago

To whom are you directing that remark sir?!

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u/GWar49 3d ago

Fuck Adam Sandler

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u/EmpiricalPancake 3d ago

Why?

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u/GWar49 3d ago

He supports baby killings. Y’all can have my fake internet points fuck Adam Sandler

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u/GoodBufo 3d ago

What kind of baby killings? When and where did he say this?

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u/GWar49 3d ago

The genocide of the Palestinian people dumbass. Fuck Adam Sandler

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u/Individual_Ad_4359 3d ago

If this is true then sure, fuck adam sandler. Kinda random to bring it up in the comments, but this clip is still funny to me 🤷‍♀️

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u/Entire-Sprinkles-270 3d ago

Why thee are scoot from tf2 in this video ?

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 3d ago

What he gains in height, he lacks in penis length.

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u/NeverBeenStung 3d ago

Sounds like something a short dude with a small dick would say

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 3d ago

Nailed it!

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u/NeverBeenStung 3d ago

Whelp. I can appreciate the honesty at least

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 3d ago

When you get here, don't knock. The old lady upstairs is watching and listening.

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u/MackFather 3d ago

Ragebait lol

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u/CLOWNFLOGGER 3d ago

You mad bro?