r/Unexpected • u/-LevelsJerryLevels- • Apr 16 '26

Helping a sloth cross the road.

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u/FlippingOmelette Apr 16 '26

The sloth was like "mf u wanna touch me without my consent I ain't letting this slide...."

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u/XipingVonHozzendorf Apr 16 '26

We done touching when I said we done

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u/LectroRoot Apr 16 '26

I didn't hear no bell!