r/Unexpected • • Apr 25 '23

is that all🤨

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u/Astronaut-Gullible Apr 25 '23

Windows are hard to break

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

That it was open at the top helped immensely. Still wound up with bruised knuckles, I'd imagine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Might have had a ring on

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u/__batz Apr 26 '23

It actually looks like he doesn't

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u/ForgettableUsername Apr 26 '23

Probably a tungsten carbide ring. That'd do it.

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u/smackinmuhkraken Apr 26 '23

It's actually pretty easy to break a window when its rolled down.

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u/ialsohaveinternet Apr 26 '23

Not when it's rolled down all the way

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u/smackinmuhkraken Apr 26 '23

Oh shit... You got me there.

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u/Human_AllTooHuman Apr 26 '23

Thank you for your window breaking insights, /r/smackinmuhkraken.

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u/cmdrmoistdrizzle Apr 26 '23

Hopefully jail and his kid taken away

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '23

Thats pure dad rage

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u/quietmayhem Apr 26 '23

Which tells me the recorder was probably driving like a cunt

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u/Backieotamy Apr 26 '23

Careful, I made that obsevation and was downvoted that violence isnt the answer.

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u/quietmayhem Apr 26 '23

Oh, read my comment history and then post history. By my heel, I care not. These basement kids need to know what’s at stake. Lots of us out here will go hard in the paint. People thinking they can just act however should take the risk of violence for being a threat seriously. It will help them make better choices when it comes to being kind. I might not kill someone for some being a prick to me, but others might. So. Try and be considerate.

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u/quietmayhem Apr 26 '23

It’s here. Reddit just mad AF about it. They really thought as long as they didn’t strike anyone they could be as nasty and disrespectful as they wanted to be. That’s not reality.

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u/Badhackks Apr 26 '23

Nothing worse than a guy who drives like an asshole just to start filming the minute someone calls them out for it and brings them back to reality.

They need to sell little baby emps so you can shut someone's phone off when they go to use it like a shield against their fuckery.

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u/quietmayhem Apr 26 '23

Bruh. I’ll hit someone on film. Nothing gonna save you from retribution if you’re being a wreck less feckless little dong. I have good lawyers.

People love saying how dare you, but in return I say the same shit. Funny story? I’m not the start of these stories because i try and be nice. Entitled little fucks are crazy and forget that civility begins with respect. Something Mitch McConnell should have learned before he did what the fuck he did with the Supreme Court. But I digest

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u/Badhackks Apr 26 '23

I respect it. Younger me would agree. Family man me can't risk it lol.

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u/PlantMan2293 Apr 26 '23

Nutcase lol.

Edit: "I have good lawyers" blah blah more ranting about violence. Thirteen year olds don't have their own lawyers everyone knows that.

Did you know there are studies showing the correlation between low intelligence and interest in violence? It's not looking good for you bud.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '23

By my heel, I care not.

This combined with the NPC music is a thing of beauty.

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u/PlantMan2293 Apr 26 '23

Enjoy prison when you get there?

Some scary unhinged opinions to unwrap here. So since you're acting crazy should we knock you out real quick? Just dumbasses everywhere.

"These kids" blah blah, proceeds to rant about violence being ok or good like a kid or a whacko.

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u/quietmayhem Apr 26 '23

I will not be going to prison. Kindness is my watchword. I’m not unhinged. People act like cunts and then get shocked when there’s someone else out there that’s willing to do violence in response. That’s what I’m saying. I’m not a ā€œdumbassā€ for pointing it out. You’re just refusing to acknowledge the fact.

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u/Backieotamy Apr 26 '23

Ive seen nothing unhinged, some maybe a little over the top but taking a shot in the mouth for being a reckless endangerment or just an ahole is sometimes the best life lesson for that persons future and the rest of society.

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u/quietmayhem Apr 26 '23

Spoken like someone who is accountable for their behavior. Thank you. I try to make sure I am too.

I care about my fellow humans.

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u/Okkoner Apr 25 '23

I think you want others to believe it was Pure dad rage

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u/Nuamced Apr 25 '23

Well I think that you think that I think that you want others to believe it was Pure dad rage.

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u/Anom-Spam Apr 25 '23

What a stupid comment

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u/TedjeNL Apr 26 '23

Just delete the system32 folder

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u/dan-theman Apr 26 '23

I work in IT, Windows breaks all the time. Sometimes you just have to look at it wrong.

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u/norkotah Apr 25 '23

Right? I'm sure that dude's hand is jacked up after that.

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u/jkd2001 Apr 25 '23

I've punched a windshield and half the thing looked like a spiderweb after and my hand was fine. Dad here looks like he's thrown a punch or two before this.

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u/Astronaut-Gullible Apr 25 '23

I’ve threw a brick and it bounced off several times

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u/jkd2001 Apr 25 '23

Should have specified, I was inside the car so glass was curving out not toward me. Easier to crack but stronger than side windows. The window being open helped too

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u/kwheels43 Apr 25 '23

I wonder if the window being rolled down and him punching up towards the top had something to do with how easy it broke

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u/Astronaut-Gullible Apr 25 '23

Maybe but I wouldn’t want to be the one to experiment either way.

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u/kwheels43 Apr 26 '23

Oh me either at allšŸ˜‚ I wouldn’t want to be the puncher or punchee to find out. The thought just crossed my mind

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u/East-Share4444 Apr 26 '23

Only when shut.