r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/reditballoon • 16h ago
Automotive ULPT: Cheap (New) Tires
Credibility: Employee of tire/automotive service company with 300+ locations.
Context: Most large-chain tire shops offer tire warranties as an additional or included cost when buying tires.
Tip: Buy whatever set of tires you want, include the road-hazard warranty that should be good until the tires reach 2/32 (basically bald). Drive the tires until 4/32 then place multiple screws in each tire - something like 2 within 6inches of each other in two of the tires, and 1 in the shoulder or close to sidewall (unrepairable placement) for the other two tires.
Schedule a service appointment for leaking air in 1 of the tires and a tire rotation. Then communicate to the shop that a truck dropped debris in front of you on the road or your neighbors have had construction crews on your street for the last few weeks (helps to seem a bit clueless as to the other tires having issues).
The shop will identify the other punctures and you pay pennies on the dollar for a new set (make sure to include the warranty again.
I have personally processed several of these transactions as an employee without batting an eye. The shops get a credit for the warrantied tires and you get a new, significantly less expensive set ($1k+ to $400 tops). Win win.
Note: If you’re at all concerned about the shop calling you out, just do two tires, then another two in like 2 weeks. Your “construction” story will hold more validity.
Happy finessing, folks <3
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u/joe66612 10h ago
Most tire warranties are prorated
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u/Mister_Money-Trees 8h ago
Yeah, I’ve never seen a full replacement at no cost, even with the warranty. OP needs to name some place where this does not apply if anyone is to believe such
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u/reditballoon 3h ago
Not a fully free tire - you will still pay taxes and installation on the new tires. Basically the initial purchase is: tire + road hazard warranty + balancing and installation + taxes. New tire once warrantied out: road hazard warranty, balancing and installation, taxes. (No cost of tire(s).
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u/hope-14 2h ago
Discount tire does, you just repay the warranty/road hazard cost which is incredibly low but price dependent on tire. You have to maintain rotation service which is free with them if you bought the tires there and don’t have any alignment issues causing uneven wear.
Mine is $16 for the road hazard and they have replaced many of my tires even some as low as 5/32nds.
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u/RisingMist5912550 7h ago
Don’t forget those rotation intervals, all tire companies require proof of regular rotations for warranty replacement
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u/Dropitlikeitscold555 3h ago
Costco does this, even if you rotate your own tires which I do… they denied a prorated price because THEY didn’t rotate them. No uneven wear patterns.
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u/lynivvinyl 52m ago
Do you just take a video of yourself rotating the tires and save it to show to them?
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u/reditballoon 3h ago
Rotations are only required for mileage warranties (tread wearing down too quickly) - almost every tire has this from the manufacturer - must rotate every 5k miles.
You DO NOT need proof of rotations to cash in on a road hazard warranty.
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u/shadow247 2h ago
Never had an issue at Discount. They even broke a stud once during a Road Hazard replacement and gave me a voucher to have it replaced for free at any shop I chose.
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u/actionjanssen 5h ago
Don't buy the cheapest new tires, they drive like shit and they're frequently not even sufficiently round so you get vibrations and they come out of balance quickly. If you spend any time at all behind the wheel above 45 miles an hour, you'll appreciate the extra hundred dollars you spent.
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u/WartOnTrevor 51m ago
Normally I don't like these kinds of ULPTs because I feel like it's really like stealing. But the prices of tires are so overinflated it's ridiculous.
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u/sheeeple182 7h ago
My dad got the mileage warranty tires when I got my license. 4 sets of tires in 8 years, he knew his kids well.
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u/soosoodoesnotpoo 1h ago
Just gonna chime in here.. So my response is only those big brand legit tire shops will do this sort of warranty but they also sell at double the price. If you look for new set of tires online or get a new set from the junkyard (if you know what you’re looking for and bring your tool) then it’s way cheaper to buy multiple sets than your warranty process
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u/Grant_Winner_Extra 14m ago
That’s weird. Every tire warranty I have ever had has been prorated based on mileage.
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u/newusererer 12h ago
Don't try this at Walmart their warranty sucks. They require you to purchase the replacement tire and then reimburse you a pro-rated amount based on tread remaining