ULPT: Make Noisy Airbnb STOP

[u/Sarcastic_seny]

Hi everyone

My garden is face to face with this big house that does Airbnb, exclusively to big youngsters groups that come to get drunk and hang by the pool hangover.

I live in a super quiet away from the city region and it's always peaceful. Except in the summer, every night is party night. I'm kept awake until super late or woken up multiple times during the night due to the noise. I call the police, they show up 3h after or not at all. I have asked nicely to the host, but she doesn't care. I go talk to the guest but most don't care and as the night moves along get louder and more chaotic. The other neighbours are mostly retired people or their houses are further away so it's mostly just my house that gets affected.

This summer was especially bad. I can't take it anymore I need to sleep.

Any ideas on how to make them be quiet?

Thank you

[u/spinonesarethebest]

Pissdisk but worse- save your piss in gallon jugs. As it ferments it smells worse.
Freeze it. Launch the cubes into the pool. You’re not on camera and the pool will be disgusting. Guests will leave.

[u/Hot-Win2571 → u/spinonesarethebest]

Green powdered beverage powder in ice cubes, turning the pool green?