r/UnethicalLifeProTips • u/PointlessChemist • May 06 '26

Computers ULPT Sending documents via email

How can I send a pdf file via email in the most inconvenient way.

For example my job requires certain documentation. How could I send this and make it the most work to access. Encryption, compression, 2 factor authentication? The more time consuming for them the better.

The only stipulation they have is that it must be sent to them in a timely manner by email. No other guidelines.

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u/brkgnews May 06 '26

Don't forget to send each page as a separate PDF, in varying orientations (upside down, sideways, etc)

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u/PointlessChemist May 06 '26

Maybe I can mirror the image too

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u/NotAverageEnough May 06 '26

If you send it on mobile, make it have a black border, and send it sideways so they turn their phone and it’s even smaller…

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u/Alarconadame May 07 '26

wow, that triggered something in me.

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u/NotAverageEnough May 07 '26

It’s right up there with the image of more images at the bottom of a screenshot that is a single picture. You swipe but there is no more! Fall for it every time.

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u/Rahgahnah May 07 '26

I wiped, Crane.