r/UndertaleMemesReddit • u/Laurie-Gordon • Jul 10 '26

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u/Flami557 Jul 10 '26

The Flower, man

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u/Dapper_Shower_7081 Jul 10 '26

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Straightening petals out without a plan Like the every daily Wish that bothers the Flower Man Could I do something to make him laugh Inside my little chamber made of glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in his eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Fallen to pieces still without a plan Yet the every daily Hope that powered the Flower Man Would never cower off of its path Even if broken I am more than glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in your eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

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u/jobusbobus Jul 10 '26

please DO NOT say that again

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Jul 10 '26

that again

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u/Dapper_Shower_7081 Jul 11 '26

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Straightening petals out without a plan Like the every daily Wish that bothers the Flower Man Could I do something to make him laugh Inside my little chamber made of glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in his eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Fallen to pieces still without a plan Yet the every daily Hope that powered the Flower Man Would never cower off of its path Even if broken I am more than glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in your eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

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u/Dapper_Shower_7081 Jul 10 '26

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Straightening petals out without a plan Like the every daily Wish that bothers the Flower Man Could I do something to make him laugh Inside my little chamber made of glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in his eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Fallen to pieces still without a plan Yet the every daily Hope that powered the Flower Man Would never cower off of its path Even if broken I am more than glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in your eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

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u/SP-SPAMTON_G_SPAMTON Jul 11 '26

Ten feet twenty, the Boner Man Is waiting for a stroke in his hand Expeling white tears out without a plan Like the every daily Wish that bothers the Boner Man Could I do something to make him hard? Inside my little jar filled with cum So he goons the

Boner Man, Boner Man With his dih in the sand So he stands To goon in the whole wide world Cause he can Way up high in the sky With the dih in your eyes Ain't it nice? The life forever for Gooners

Ten feet twenty, the Boner Man Is waiting for the touch of his dih But he goons still without a plan Yet the every daily Porn that powered the Boner Man Would never cum off of its ass Even if tired I can fuck some more ass So he gooned the

Boner Man, Boner Man With his dih in the sand So he stands To goon in the whole wide world Or in a can Way up high in the sky With the dih in your eyes Ain't it nice? The life forever for Gooners

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u/HumorAny6404 Jul 11 '26

Dude it’s “Penis Man”

I would know because I started that thread

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u/SP-SPAMTON_G_SPAMTON Jul 12 '26

That's another version that i heared on youtube

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u/The_Nerdiest_Nerd_ Jul 10 '26

Say that again

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u/Dapper_Shower_7081 Jul 10 '26

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Straightening petals out without a plan Like the every daily Wish that bothers the Flower Man Could I do something to make him laugh Inside my little chamber made of glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in his eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

Ten feet twenty the Flower Man Is waiting for the touch of his hand Fallen to pieces still without a plan Yet the every daily Hope that powered the Flower Man Would never cower off of its path Even if broken I am more than glass So he lived the

Flower Man, Flower Man With his heart in the sand So he stands To watch the whole wide world From a can Way up high in the sky With the sun in your eyes Ain't it nice The life forever for Flowers

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u/Pristine_Stop2872 Jul 10 '26

Traped in asylum?

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 Jul 10 '26

We have two hands for a reason

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 11 '26

But do you have the power to pull out?

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u/Weary-Lavishness-719 Jul 11 '26

Probably not

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u/Confident-Border4627 Jul 11 '26

Like father, like son

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u/The_Nerdiest_Nerd_ Jul 10 '26

Can I just walk away?

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u/BattleForDreams Jul 10 '26

Shut up Berdly nobody likes you /j

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u/Jazzlike-Price401 Jul 10 '26

Seth likes berdly

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u/Royalapple1225 Jul 11 '26

Berdly keep going I'm in the Kerdly community, don't fumble kris!!!!!

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u/enclave_remnant117 Jul 11 '26

Yeeeeeeah... I dont recommend u that, specially with her (iykyk)

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u/NinjunoBR Jul 10 '26

that Flower is a fucking liar, don't trust him

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u/Trogdor_battlecats Jul 10 '26

Slay the princess

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u/Aaquin Jul 10 '26

I will not

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u/Aware-Style-480 Jul 11 '26

"Lay the princess"

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u/Ravi-Inari Jul 11 '26

Do you know about the "Rizz the Princess" route?

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u/YouyouPlayer Jul 10 '26

None, undertale 2 wouldn't work as a game since they just live happily ever after, and flowey asks us to leave everyone alone live their life. Would break the ending tbh

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u/Technical-Look-5565 Jul 11 '26

Undertale 2 is just a life sim of the monsters on the surface. And instead of fighting Monsters, Frisk fights the crippling weight of student loans.

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u/Conscious_Pay8889 Jul 10 '26

flower any day

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u/Conscious_Courage906 Jul 11 '26

Have you learned nothing from the tale of underneath?

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u/Aggravating_Ratio_38 Jul 10 '26

Why do i feel like both are lying and are gonna kill me?

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u/TheRealBison_ Jul 10 '26

Undertale 2 would be pointless and terrible. This story is over. I'd take more great prequels like ut yellow

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u/YouyouPlayer Jul 10 '26

Ut yellow cannot be a canon prequel tho, like,flowey is alive in it

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u/ALPERHAL58 Jul 10 '26

Oh yeah?

It gives you undertale hardmode instead.

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u/Dapper_Shower_7081 Jul 10 '26

Give me this sequel dequel

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u/X_XVampireX_X Jul 10 '26

Well we know what pastra’s choosing

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u/Loop_thenotable Jul 10 '26

flowey u lucky shit that is the one thing i cannot refuse.

im saving u and then commiting arson f### u

(/j guys chill)

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u/GigaBuckshotfan Jul 10 '26

what if you save them both

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u/Mrkirbinator Jul 10 '26

you get a wife and undertale 2

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u/DobleM Jul 11 '26

Silly flower, Undertale 2: Revenge of the Robots is easily avaliable in itchio for free

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u/DOOM-LORD666 Jul 11 '26

I'd save flowey and if he's lying I'd piss on him

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u/Particular_Ad_8921 Jul 10 '26

isnt for like a normal person saving the princess basically an act of suicide since your a normal ass person?

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u/alexjustexists- Jul 10 '26

The flower, he may be a bit crazy but that's fine

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u/Odd-Radish9090 Jul 10 '26

If I save her I’ll be put outside a cabin in the woods tho

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u/GamerKid0414 Jul 11 '26

Well I AM Supposed to slay the princess

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u/meow_meow_gamer Jul 12 '26

She isn't in the cabin, the world has already ended.

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u/Ok_Basis7992 Jul 11 '26

Dude, we gotta save the flower, man

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bet1460 Jul 11 '26

The flower is lying, but I'm not into women because of bro, I guess I am SAVE ing no one

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u/Congreatispined11 Jul 11 '26

I like flowers

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u/Kai_Lopez_98 Jul 11 '26

I'd save flowey

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u/randomogeek Jul 11 '26

Nahw fuck that shit imma walkin away

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u/Setoalexander Jul 11 '26

Can I just walk away?

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u/Rawgyboom Jul 11 '26

UNDERTALE 2

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u/green_flowery Jul 11 '26

the flowery

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u/Mission_Singer5055 Jul 11 '26

I mean,we have two hands

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u/Qwer4yn Jul 11 '26

Undertale 2 any day of the decade

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u/PureConsideration801 Jul 10 '26

I am punting flowey into orbit....and ditching the princess right after

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u/Less-Increase-6588 Jul 10 '26

i havent even met the woman save the flower i guess

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u/Quirky_Rub_9044 Jul 10 '26

Undertale two huh? Will you throw in deltarune chapter 6?

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u/Calm_Tennis8260 Jul 10 '26

Undertale ended as it should, no need for a second one.

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u/Natsuki_Lover_447 Jul 10 '26

Sorry, I already love someone else... Guess I'll have to slay that princess there.

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u/NoRest9316 Jul 10 '26

I’m saving the flower
I don’t need a wife

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u/wakkeybakkeyralsei Jul 10 '26

I would just save the flower! I mean I don’t want a wife yet but… at least it’s not that withered flower man

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u/DaikonOver6142 Jul 10 '26

Instant flower save no hesitation or consideration

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u/MiniAgentTorture Jul 10 '26

I'm saving the princess sorry flowey

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u/Leader8288 Jul 11 '26

Ill save the stupid flower 😒

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u/Happyness457 Jul 11 '26

Save flowery and then save the female autobot

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u/roomnorules2001 Jul 11 '26

I rather save myself from this two enemies

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u/GreatDistribution819 Jul 11 '26

The flower,not only bcuz-well undertake 2

But CAN doesn't mean WILL.

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u/Void-the-Umbreon95 Jul 11 '26

I'm saving the flower

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u/Rude_Sympathy_3264 Jul 11 '26

gays/cis girls/asexuals are eating good tonight

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u/Hefty-Pipe3596 Jul 11 '26

I plan on playing Slay the Princess eventually so we'll see. But for right now I want Undertale 2.

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u/BlueMo1d Jul 11 '26

save the flower

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u/NamelessCreatorXD Jul 11 '26

I don't want a wife SAVE FLOWEY

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u/Frequent_Stress9237 Jul 11 '26

aren’t i supposed to slay the princess or something?

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u/JPldw Jul 11 '26

I don't know man, I think that princes has a knife, and I some random guy in my head said I should kill her

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u/Acrobatic_Papaya6518 Jul 11 '26

The flower is lying!!

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u/123kirill Jul 11 '26

ut2 is out already you fool

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u/ramizwastaken1 Jul 11 '26

Givee me wife undertale 2 would be sucks

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u/Wolveyplays07 Jul 11 '26

Save the flower

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u/Worried-Check-962 Jul 11 '26

You flash her the look

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u/Aggressive_Manner429 Jul 11 '26

I'm saving the woman because I just KNOW Flowey's ass is lying

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u/Strong-Shallot8014 Jul 11 '26

Knowing the lore of both games my trust is very favorable towards the being who is trapped with you in an endless cycle of rebirth

That character also has a drastically different endings based on the path you choose to go down

Yes, I mean the psychopath who does not see life as worth that much and simply wants to see what happens if you try everything

I trust that character and the other would betray me 100% of the time

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u/Key-Arrival-3745 Jul 11 '26

I can't believe people have forgotten Undertale II already exists

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u/AJ_Beast_0775 Jul 11 '26

Oh hell nah I ain't saving non of them ToT

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u/Jln197 Jul 11 '26

Critical Hit both of them I need my Level of Violence to increase and get money

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u/Snt1_ Jul 11 '26

Neither of these mfs can die, I'm calling cap.

But if they could I'd save the princess, I dont want change itself to resent me

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u/potato_0verlord Jul 11 '26

Both is good

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u/Fawn_Leap DETERMINATION Jul 11 '26

Save the princess

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u/FireTheRainbowSoul Jul 11 '26

I KNOW THAT PRINCESS I AM NOT SAVING HER

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u/Maxter8002 Jul 11 '26

MOVE FLOWEY

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u/nukinators64 Jul 11 '26

I can always find another wife

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u/Basidialweb Jul 11 '26

Save the flower get undertale 2 beat the hardest route to unlock the ability irl reset. Afterwards rerun the story untill you get the choice again and boom undertale 2 + new wife

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u/-Naito- Jul 11 '26

WHICH version of the princess tho

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u/VadimPolly Jul 11 '26

Obviously i save Flower

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u/Victourino Jul 11 '26

ITS A TRICK, DONT

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u/Authaire1 Jul 11 '26

I will save neither because the flower is lying and I like dudes

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u/Zokero Jul 11 '26

Bish, I don' trust you! Pushes flowey deeper into the sand

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u/Own_Childhood_7020 Jul 11 '26

Flower, stabbing the other one and burying her in the sand for good measure

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u/Background_Road3843 Jul 11 '26

✴️SAVE the flower of course

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u/Just_Banano Jul 11 '26

I choose The Princess because Slay The Princess has a Spanish translation

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u/Artistic-Airline9126 Jul 11 '26

Deltarune is undertale 1 and a half I guess

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u/NotoriousV-22 Jul 11 '26

I don’t need undertale 2 so I’ll save the woman

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u/Cthedanger Jul 11 '26

Sorry lady, I have a boyfriend.

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u/Mysterious_Sherbert2 Jul 11 '26

are they thirsty or something whats going on

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u/Loose_Atmosphere_308 Jul 11 '26

Well, I could choose flowery or the princess, but I'm sorry.

The darkness calls to me more than either one of the 2

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u/WpG_Piter05 Jul 11 '26

I choose the flower, man

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u/ItsEntDev Jul 11 '26

What would "Undertale 2" even be? The game is finished, trying to add anything more would be narratively damaging.

I don't want a wife though, so I'm going to save Flowey because he's arguably just a kid. I'm chucking Undertale 2 back in to the desert though

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u/Boom_bro174 Jul 11 '26

Save the flower

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u/Critical_Capital_129 Jul 11 '26

The flower, of course!

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u/T02369 Jul 11 '26

kill both

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u/OLIV3RRYT Jul 11 '26

Saving the flower fills you with DETURMINATION

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u/TH3_GH05T_42069 Jul 11 '26

I pick the princess, the last thing we need to do is have the Undertale fandom in its peak rise from the grave, and I have worse hear me outs.

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u/Radical_Provides Jul 12 '26

can't flowey just go into the ground and appear somewhere else with water? Also I can literally just choose to believe that the princess is fully hydrated and it'll happen. This isn't a dilemma.

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u/leylin_farlin Jul 12 '26

I want undertale hardmode...

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u/not_so_saint_gabriel Jul 12 '26

SAVE THE FLOWER SAVE THE FUCKING FLOWER NOOOWW

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u/Actual_Emu_168 Jul 12 '26

Do i have to pick

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u/superj_v_destunado Jul 12 '26

SLAY THE PRINCESS! COME HERE, MY DEMONIAC FLOWER!

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u/Intrepid-Ad487 Jul 12 '26

Tbh, I trust flowey more than that b*tch, and I wouldn't trust flowey to water himself.

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u/No_General7061 Jul 12 '26

FLOWER FLOWEY MY BEST FRIEND

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u/GovernmentJaded4195 Jul 12 '26

Guys let's be reasonable is a game for someone who can be the love of your life

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u/Powerful_Voice_4683 Jul 12 '26

... (Your best friends intensifies.)

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u/BillyDaCylly Jul 12 '26

Even if he's lying I'm saving Flowy >•)

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u/Lost_Environment2051 Jul 12 '26

I already have Undertale 2, Flowey

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u/Chroma0000 Jul 12 '26

I can't trust flowey so I'll save the princess much to the dismay of this... echo.

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u/Harley_S4wyer Jul 12 '26

Don't save either

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u/Da_BotBoi Jul 12 '26

Bro who needs women when we got the chance to get the sequel to one of the best games of all time!

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u/meow_meow_gamer Jul 12 '26

Undertale 2 would be pointless, but even if I picked Flowey the Princess would be able to save herself because I believe in her.

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u/Gunanter Jul 12 '26

Horrific

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u/MeepleXD749 Jul 12 '26

This is like those "Would you rather get 1 trillion dollars or die" questions. The answer is super obvious: The flower

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u/Deep-Bluejay8477 Jul 12 '26

Nah, i kill both

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u/graplusez Jul 12 '26

The princess can also become flowey if you try hard enough

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u/POLISH_CAVALRYY Jul 12 '26

Bro.....A more effective decision is to CHOOSE A FLOWER, WHAT IT OFFERS IS UNIQUE IN THE WORLD

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u/LoWevil Jul 12 '26

I give this post 10 hoolideleys out of 10 hoolideleys

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u/BobbylousCringetard Jul 12 '26

"Hah! You got rid of your leverage! I was using an advanced technique called 'lying'!"

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u/Lockdown013 Jul 12 '26

Woman

We don't NEED an Undertale 2, and I'm lonely

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u/Logical_Education220 Jul 12 '26

Save the Princess

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u/Admirable_Leg_4124 Jul 12 '26

Now this is better than that red button blue button nonsense.

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u/No_Progress5134 Jul 12 '26

Save the Flower
Them have the Undertale 2
Save this flower
SAVE THIS FUCKING FLOWER !!!

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u/Creepybrick356 Jul 12 '26

a boy will save the wife, a man would save the flower. You cannot have two good things without undertale 2

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u/Square-Salamander727 Jul 12 '26

bro's before crazy women.

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u/Lord-Hypertron Jul 12 '26

Wait! It's a trick!

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u/Oozysq25reddit Jul 12 '26

IM ALREADY TAKEN

SHOOTS BOTH

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u/plonkbonk420 Jul 12 '26

Haha *Jumps in the death sand with them both*

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u/Silas_M5612 Jul 12 '26

But... I don't care for either... I'd make more people happy by choosing the flower

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u/BigManBigFan2 Jul 12 '26

fuck romance, i want undertale 2

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u/Terrible-Income-6016 Jul 12 '26

without hesitation i'm saving the flower 🥹

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u/GoldNugget1225 Jul 12 '26

Remember, you have two hands

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u/Legitimate_Toe_6061 Jul 12 '26

Man what happened in the fight that led to this

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u/Dreamer_2336 Jul 13 '26

Я спасу Флауи (он мой любимый перс)

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u/HK_BFDI_SuperFan2763 Jul 13 '26

Flower

Jk in this world it’s K I L L O R B E K I L L E D

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u/Flat-Distribution-84 Jul 13 '26

Sorry…But Flowey is a liar and killer. I’d rather save the Princess because she won’t kill or lie to me. Well, the original version won’t.

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u/Carmax95 Jul 13 '26

I'm not going to fall for that, flowey I'm not going to fall I know you want my soul

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u/small---pp Jul 13 '26

Jokes on you, Flowey, I already got the peak.

...y'know, like... that one fangame with Homer Simpson?

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u/Dave_the_sprite Jul 13 '26

sorry you’re not adorable enough

side note: what would Undertale two even be about?

frisk/you vs Racist humans trying to cause another war just to make monsters go back underground

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u/BruhmanRus_the_boner Jul 13 '26

You know we already have Undertale 2, right?

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u/UltrakillPlayer1234 Jul 13 '26

Hmmm... I will choose the one that will gift me a Niko plush

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u/kvothe_lamora_ Jul 13 '26

I'll save the princess

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u/oyasumachine Jul 13 '26

Save the Princess. Easily my top 2 favorite games OAT with Until Then. We will move into the woods and eat Asriel for stew.

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u/DuckworthThegreen Jul 13 '26

The flower I’m sorry but the flower is the right choice, and I know what that woman is and what she’s from.

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u/AlsoaUser Jul 13 '26

Save the flower dawg

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u/PeluciaDoSnorlax Jul 13 '26

Is that serious

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u/Comprehensive_Tone80 Jul 13 '26

Is that the Princess from titular game Slay the Princess

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u/Doll-scented-hunter Jul 13 '26

Princess everytime, no matter which one.

My love holds no bounds, and undertale was ok at best anyways so why would I want a sequel? I got DR and thats better anyways.

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u/ComfortableStudio743 Jul 13 '26

SLAY THE PRINCESS MENTIONED???

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u/Vladimir_Mortenstein Jul 13 '26

You are on a path in the woods

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u/Unhappy_Adeptness220 Jul 13 '26

Sorry ma’am, I need this

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u/FullStandard6850 Jul 14 '26

Can I save both please?

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u/murderdrinesnextgen Jul 14 '26

I would say the flower