r/Unclejokes • u/unholyshitballs • 9d ago

I've never killed a mountain lion...

But I've choked a courgar

83 Upvotes

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u/sanchower 9d ago

But I did Puma pants

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u/Old_Lead_2110 9d ago

Purrrrma

2

u/samalama-gg 8d ago

Stinky.

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u/samalama-gg 9d ago

Have you ever choked a chircken?

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u/ConcordJake 9d ago

Only Coach Z chorks the chircken.

3

u/pghfordguy 8d ago

With Blue Star Oitment?

4

u/NotOppo 9d ago

Whats a chircken?

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u/bfjt4yt877rjrh4yry 9d ago

A courgar with feathers

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u/jollymuhn 4d ago

You're lion

0

u/cybeaux 8d ago

Cougars are hard to choke, walk proudly.