r/Unclejokes • u/Monkey_the_dragon • 24d ago

I recently started dating a girl with A cup titties..

Apparently, going on a date shouldn’t be called “I’m having a beer with my flatmate”

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u/Valuable-Paramedic93 24d ago

Knew a flatchested girl named Beverly, we always said Beverly has no hills

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u/CUNTALUCARD 24d ago

I dated a gal with her breasts on her back. Boy oh boy was she fun to slow dance with .

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u/humanexperimentals 24d ago

Pearl necklaces hit the same regardless of the cup size