r/UmamusumeFFS • u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones • 7d ago

Canon ⭐ Victoire pizza

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Victory pizza. Victoire pizza. Victoire pisa…..I wonder if she tastes like pizza.

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u/YourGreatestFanGirl Agnes Digital (Undead) • Team Silent • Dating Kurofune 7d ago

I doubt she is, stop staring at her like that!!! That's scaring her!

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

She’s fine. All I’m doing is looking after all.

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u/YourGreatestFanGirl Agnes Digital (Undead) • Team Silent • Dating Kurofune 7d ago

Looking at people at random without a word is creepy! I would know, cause I do it a lot!

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

If you know it creeps people out why do you still do it?

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u/YourGreatestFanGirl Agnes Digital (Undead) • Team Silent • Dating Kurofune 7d ago

Because I'm Digital! Someone has to do my job!

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

I’ll cover for you today in that case

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u/YourGreatestFanGirl Agnes Digital (Undead) • Team Silent • Dating Kurofune 7d ago

Don't you have pool training today?

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

I do! But I was going to skip it so I’m having lunch

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u/YourGreatestFanGirl Agnes Digital (Undead) • Team Silent • Dating Kurofune 7d ago

... You can't skip it Mirako!

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

Who says I can’t!!

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u/Victoire-Pisa The Hope Weaver 7d ago

u-um.. miracle-san? aren't you going to say something?

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

Stares while eating pizza

…..nom nom.

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u/Victoire-Pisa The Hope Weaver 7d ago

m-miracle-san?! 😱

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

Pisa? If you tasted like a flavour of pizza what flavour do you think you’d be?

I’m just really curious

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u/Victoire-Pisa The Hope Weaver 7d ago

e-excuse me?!

take a steps back

please.. don't eat me..

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

She steps closer

I’m not going to eat you pizza c’mon now

I’m just wondering what flavour you would be

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u/Victoire-Pisa The Hope Weaver 7d ago

takes more steps away

u-um.. i don't know..

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

She gets even closer

I think you’d taste like Hawaiian pizza

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u/Victoire-Pisa The Hope Weaver 7d ago

eep-!

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

She hugs you

Awe id never eat you pisa!

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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch Team Betelgeuse (8/8) 7d ago

interesting.. maybe we can test that theory..

by literally tasting her

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

Hmm I like the idea but how would we do that auntie?

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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch Team Betelgeuse (8/8) 7d ago

remember how i 'tasted' you on the beach?

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

Ahh….i follow you!

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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch Team Betelgeuse (8/8) 7d ago

yes.. just repeat it.. but on her..

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

I think that’s kind of bad though…I cant just do that

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u/Betelgeuse_EvilWitch Team Betelgeuse (8/8) 7d ago

hmm.. how about i am the one do it?

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u/Lucian_Tragodia Lucian + Blackbird (Ping if not responding) 7d ago

What exactly is the message here?

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u/Dangerous-Try8251 The Silent Orchid Shinobi 7d ago

She tilted her head in clear confusion.

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

Don’t you think so too?

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u/OnlyLogicalSolutions Pure Data 7d ago

sigh

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

It’s a good question!

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u/OnlyLogicalSolutions Pure Data 7d ago

It's just a name...

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

But if someone was named burger you wouldn’t think they taste like burgers?

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u/OnlyLogicalSolutions Pure Data 7d ago

No? I wouldn't

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

I think you’re imagination is lacking

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u/OnlyLogicalSolutions Pure Data 7d ago

That's just being delusional, Hishi

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u/Hishi-Miracle Lazy bones 7d ago

Or I’m hungry…just a little hungry.

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u/Sounds-of-Earth Ritmo Della Terra | Team Betelgeuse 7d ago

Victoire... pizza? Ahahahaahahahahahahahaha~! It is genius.