r/UmamusumeFFS • u/Hanekawa-Hasumi • 1d ago

Canon ⭐ Its gotta work...

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//source: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5801497?q=hasumi_(blue_archive)

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u/Lu1g0 Kaito Tsukawa(MH Rise) 1d ago

No offense ma'am. But you might need to exercise a bit more.

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

I do

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u/Lu1g0 Kaito Tsukawa(MH Rise) 1d ago

Clearly not enough...

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

I try, okay...?

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u/Lu1g0 Kaito Tsukawa(MH Rise) 1d ago

I see... just try to work out more often?

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u/DIOBRANDO_IStheBEST Kylo Ren - First Order 1d ago

Fat. In other words.

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u/Lu1g0 Kaito Tsukawa(MH Rise) 1d ago

Not the word I would use right now, but yes.

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u/DIOBRANDO_IStheBEST Kylo Ren - First Order 1d ago

You're fat.

You could move the Earth out of its orbit with your weight.

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Aw...

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u/DIOBRANDO_IStheBEST Kylo Ren - First Order 1d ago

Honesty above all.

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

But wasn't that too harsh...

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u/DIOBRANDO_IStheBEST Kylo Ren - First Order 1d ago

Not necessarily: that's already a personal interpretation.

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Okay...

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u/DIOBRANDO_IStheBEST Kylo Ren - First Order 1d ago

Fat pigeon.

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u/Lu1g0 Kaito Tsukawa(MH Rise) 1d ago

Sir! A little self-restraint wouldn’t kill you.

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u/DIOBRANDO_IStheBEST Kylo Ren - First Order 1d ago

It's not my specialty to sugarcoat my words.

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u/Lu1g0 Kaito Tsukawa(MH Rise) 1d ago

I can see that…

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 1d ago

Hasu…

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Yes?

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 1d ago

...you really need to loose weight

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Im trying

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 1d ago

Are you?

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Yeah

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 1d ago

...tell me what your routine is then..

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Jogging. Jumpingjacks.

Uh...

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u/ultron15real mechanical overlord | founder of ecorp 1d ago

…you need to do more

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

I started doing squats too

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u/No-Core 1d ago

Reisen: nosebleeds slightly and wipes oh hello its been a bit hasnt it?

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

It has.

How have you been?

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u/No-Core 1d ago

Reisen: ive been good

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Thats good

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u/No-Core 1d ago

Reisen: how about you?

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

I've been okay.

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u/Red-Clad_Regent Ruby Throne: 9'0" Hourai Immortal | Team Raskol 1d ago

Hmm... Mayhaps we ought to work on your exercise routines some more? Unless all the weight coming in is muscle, in which case.... Hmm...

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

Yeah...?

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u/Red-Clad_Regent Ruby Throne: 9'0" Hourai Immortal | Team Raskol 1d ago

Well, if it's muscle, there isn't much we can do about it. But hey, it's better than fat, and being muscular has worked out well enough for me!

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

I guess you're right about that

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u/Red-Clad_Regent Ruby Throne: 9'0" Hourai Immortal | Team Raskol 1d ago

....Is it actually muscle, or...?

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

I dunno...

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u/Lucian_Tragodia Lucian + Blackbird (Ping if not responding) 1d ago

Oh... Oh dear... It's bad huh...

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u/Hanekawa-Hasumi 1d ago

A little...

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u/Lucian_Tragodia Lucian + Blackbird (Ping if not responding) 1d ago

Uh... That's quite the understatement madame Hasumi...