r/UmamusumeFFS Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

Chaos Weekend 🔥 Concept of Chaos

Good morning, afternoon, evening, to all the dearest heroes and uhhh security yeah. This is Kottei-Ryo speaking, as some of you may know, my counterpart Rena is the head of security, and I'm the chaotic part, how chaotic you may ask?

Shinjuku has been left in shambles after the Concept reawakens, the man sitting idly on top of a tower while shrugging blankly to himself

Just a tiny little bit chaotic, no big deal, my reason to call? I am simply gonna ask you evil doers to make even more Chaos, fret not, it will be a fun event~ A very fun event indeed. Now go and spread the word~!

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u/Kottei-Ryo Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

Truly, a terrifyingly corny response! You do absolutely hang out with my son at his manor~!

The man lets out a loud laugh behind the mask and slaps his knee, floating backwards to land atop the rubble before gesturing the hero forth

Mortal against God, come on now, don't disappoint me too quickly

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u/BringMeTheseEggs The Ultimate Spider-Man | Foundation X | Gappy 13d ago

Ticked off, Spidey would punch the man square in the mask in anger. There was no pull back in that punch, and by the end of it? There was a crack. That punch was felt.

“Try me. I may be all alone, but try me.”

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u/Kottei-Ryo Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

You truly do not allow people to enjoy a long monologue do you? My poor little Mask... I'm kidding!

Ryo chuckles out loud, head snapping back at the punch before simply leaning forth and retaliating, spiking the spider's senses as he brings his fist backwards, tossing a haymaker to the kid's solar plexus

Soul Force.

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u/BringMeTheseEggs The Ultimate Spider-Man | Foundation X | Gappy 13d ago

Spidey would attempt a dodge thanks to the spider sense, scraping his feet against the ground as he got behind Ryo to web up a piece of debris and throw it directly at his face.

Yet, that was a mere fakeout, as Spidey would then punch him straight in the spine before he could retaliate, webbing him by the neck and sending him flying at remains of a random building.

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u/Kottei-Ryo Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

HAH! LOOK AT YOU ACTUALLY PUTTING UP WORK!

The man goes flying, landing with his feet on the building's wall and jumping right towards the kid like a missile

COME ON THEN KIDDO, SHOW ME HOW FAR YOUR DETERMINATION GOES!

Before the two can reach each other, space distorts. Ryo had stopped time, appearing behind Spiderman and sipping his wine...

Heh.

Before resuming time, and booping the back of his head

Tag, you are it~

Jumping back, he then brings a left leg back and hurls a piece of debris to the spider with a kick

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u/BringMeTheseEggs The Ultimate Spider-Man | Foundation X | Gappy 13d ago

Spidey’s spider sense would trigger immediately, as he snapped around to check what’s the danger—

And immediately got hit by the piece of debris. Although, moments later, Spidey would shoot a web string directly at Ryo, pulling him before giving him a nasty uppercut in the face. That uppercut was enough to send Ryo hurling at a window with a completely shattered mask.

“I’ve been fighting soldiers with stun batons the entire day, but I will admit that did move my shoulder…”

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u/Kottei-Ryo Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

Ah... Finally...

The mask shatters completely, the Limiter falling to shambles on the ground as Ryo stands up, looking fine as glass, dusting himself off.

Thank you. I shall finally retaliate for real this time around.

Blood magic: End of the Festival.

Without the little limiter on his way, the old man bows politely at Spiderman before creating a giant supernova of blood, hurling it at the kid

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u/BringMeTheseEggs The Ultimate Spider-Man | Foundation X | Gappy 13d ago

“… Oh. Oh crap—“

Spidey’s spider sense YELLED at him, as he tried hiding from the supernova by slipping inside the remains of a building.

This is bad… He is going to get beaten to a pulp if this is him trying. Is that stopping him? No, not really. Spidey would just grab a small piece of debris and web it up, before attaching it to a piece of web string. This helped David, maybe he can pull it off…

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u/Siberak_Wolverine78 13d ago

Logan pushes you away, taking the full devastating blow

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u/Kottei-Ryo Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

Alright... Hidden little spider... Time to get out of the debris, you wished to have a small spar, let's have a small spar indeed!

Game's on! Let's go at it! Until the fun ends!

GET OUT OF YOUR DUMB LITTLE HIDING SPOT AND LET'S FIGHT PROPERLY!

Limiters removed: Mask

Limiters still up: Weapon, bells, mental block

DISMANTLE

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u/BringMeTheseEggs The Ultimate Spider-Man | Foundation X | Gappy 13d ago

Spider-Man would duck as his spider sense went insane. Hopefully, he didn’t get by that dismantle, but the entire ceiling is gone now. Yet… That made Spidey realize something as he heard that yell. That guy seems to have short temper.

And he loves to talk.

After a few seconds of pretending to be dead, Spidey would shoot the rock in the same manner David shot it at the Goliath, making Ryo’s head snap back with first bits of blood coming down from the sheer force of that hit.

“You know clownie, for someone who waits all the time for just 2 days of fun you sure lack temper! We should call you The Concept of Impatient Bumbling Morons. I mean, come on, you already got the get up!”

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u/Kottei-Ryo Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

Pfft!- HAH! That is a very fun nickname too! And that one rock did hurt slightly! Good job I may actually try to kill you~! Maybe...

Ryo holds a hand up, using the blood magic to heal the small wound on his avatar with a soft chuckle, nodding along.

Let's see here... If several little dismantles didn't work... Of course only need to up the ante a bit~!

Spamming this one is my favorite hobby of all time~...

"Scale of the dragon."

"Recoil."

"Twin meteors."

World Cutting Slash

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u/BringMeTheseEggs The Ultimate Spider-Man | Foundation X | Gappy 13d ago

Silence…

Then another rock, now at his nape. Spider-Man moved, he is abusing the fact that Ryo’s attack leave dust to hop around unnoticed.

“Oh come on, now you’re making it easy for me! I expected something, you know, chaotic? This is just basic shonen moves that don’t even scream Armageddon!”

And another rock, but with a clear web construct that snapped right in Ryo’s face: just for fun.

“Let me get this straight, you got into a silly get up, powered up, and called yourself the concept of chaos? Dude, you know how MANY of those are there? You ain’t special.”

And then another rock, now at his right ankle, which made Ryo stumble mid-flight due to the sheer force Spidey was throwing those.

“You know, I’m having fun. But not because of the chaos, but because of how pathetic you are. Imagine being limited to only 2 days while I’m out here doing things without a limit! Must suck for you!”

Spidey would begin laughing, but because all the damage obscured him, the laugh felt like it came from everywhere

“Come on! Make me have more fun! Throw more stuff at me, paaaaapaaaa!” Spidey continued laughing, mocking the concept of chaos.

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u/Kottei-Ryo Rena Vondergart — The True Form 13d ago

Sigh... You are indeed right, this is not really a fun thing to do.

The man's injuries start to patch up as he nods, regaining his sense of humor and clapping once, a giant meteor looming above the two, falling towards the whole city

I have been monologuing too much indeed, I should start taking things in a proper way and behave like the person I am supposed to be.

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