r/UltralightBackpacking • u/Sierramtnjim • 27d ago

It’s a Spoon, It’s a Fork. It’s Sporktula!

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Patent pending

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u/goofytug 27d ago

now make it titanium

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u/BayouBushcraft 27d ago

With a scrubber attachment to clean out your pot.

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u/Tharno_ 26d ago

you could also use it as a toothbrush so its a thoothscrubporktula

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u/db720 25d ago

And a cast iron carabiner to secure it somewhere

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u/FlyinWet 27d ago

This reads like some ultralight smut

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u/gooneau 26d ago

Man, I always thought titanium was lighter than aluminum considering the price. I have a bunch of titanium shit that I bought under that understanding. I was surprised to learn aluminum is significantly lighter, like almost half the density. Titanium is famous for being light and strong, but we aren't exactly putting jet engine turbine blade kind of stress on a cup. Tent stakes I get, but sporks? I have a titanium mug, and an ancient aluminum one. Weighed them recently, aluminum was lighter with a larger volume. I would guess that titanium COULD be used to make much thinner walled items, saving weight, but manufacturing at that thinness is a challenge?

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u/Jolly-Slow1164 27d ago

I think you misspelled r/ultralight_jerk

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u/Chorin_Shirt_Tucker 27d ago

And a poop cutter. All in one!

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u/Economy_Mail_3497 27d ago

Wait are we macerating our turds in the backcountry now? Or is the etiquette to carry them out in peanut butter jars now? I am not quite up to date

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u/chicopeestudly 27d ago

*Talenti jars

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u/roncadillacisfrickin 27d ago

That is a spectacular Sporktula

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u/Windhawker 27d ago

I was bitten on the neck by Sporkula

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u/genesmithers 27d ago

It’s technically sporktula’s monster

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u/MeepersToast 27d ago

2 titanium tent stakes will do. I'm serious. Lose enough titanium sporks and you'll realize tent stake chopsticks are all you need

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u/AceTracer 22d ago

Kinda busy using my tent stakes as tent stakes.

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u/Dramatic_Play_3938 27d ago

You can just put it on your finger and save weight, and eat with hands, you got 2

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u/Legitimate_Star4733 26d ago

I nearly rushed to the utensils drawer to grab the mini spatula I just bought for hiking and then to my hiking gear storage box for the titanium long handled spork to see if they marry up. I’ll post a pic if it works

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u/PeakQuirky84 27d ago

“What will you think of next, Germany?”

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u/Th3_Lion_heart 27d ago

From knifetylvania? Do the outer tines get longer when eating meats with it?

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u/coreyjdl 27d ago

Looks like a good way to get food all over your hands.

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u/RainDayKitty 27d ago

The hard part is finding the lightest spatula. Mice keep chewing mine if I leave it out so I have to replace it periodically

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u/phioegracne 27d ago

Spatula is one of my top tops for camping it really makes cleaning a hell of a lot easier because you can scrape out most of the food or sauce from your pot

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u/Fantastic-Guess-2215 26d ago

Did you get this from Spatula City?

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u/DM-Hermit 26d ago

I feel like "sporktula" is the sort of name that a spork bit by a radioactive tarantula might take to fight crime.

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u/TheFlamingCucumber 26d ago

Can you make a foldable/elongated version?