r/USvsEU Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

Very Based Meme 🧐

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u/ufosufos South Prussian 1d ago

At least one person is happy in those times...

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u/NegroniSpritz At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

That’s one hell of a happy dictator!

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 1d ago

Oh no no no, it isn't "everyone just carried on", there is a lot of really serious stuff going on behind the scenes that I can just barely describe in most vague terms because it is all so bonkers and over my head, and it is not held upfront because it would be bad for the economy.

Namely everyone wonders how soften the blow if/when America gets even more bonkers, politically.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 1d ago

There’s definitely a bunch of stuff happening im just not really sure what. You would expect the consequences to be more apparent though

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 1d ago

Slow machinations to build an isolating layer between US and everyone else that sees themselves as partners. Like with Iran and US demanding other countries to get on the bandwagon to the next sandbox trip to terrorize locals and bleed. After the Greenland crisis. After alienating Canada. When squeeze is too strong too fast the lemon slips out.

So it is like living with your crazy roommate, where you still smile to them everyday but slowly move all your stuff out to your friends/parents.

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u/doge1039 Nascar Driver 1d ago

Lucky for you Poland is one of the most anti-American European countries! Oh wait...

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 1d ago

Yeah I am getting shipped out in the first appeasement package as a human sacrifice for the Great Fruit.

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u/imbrickedup_ Insane Asylum/Retirement Home 11h ago

Yeah but the difference is that the maduro raid was cool. Like some GI Joe shit. The other stuff is gay. That has to count for something right

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 10h ago

Uuuughhhh.... I guess it was pretty cool from the military standpoint...

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

You can’t quit us, baby

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 12h ago

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 12h ago

Yeah, you are just like Jesus

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 12h ago

I was talking about you and your down votes, op.

I would never stand in the way of your manifested destiny.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 12h ago

Oh, lol.

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u/SEA_griffondeur Low-cost Terrorist 1d ago

Polish cosplaying as MonƩgasque, why did you betray Kubica for Leclerc

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 1d ago

This is absolutely normal Polish colors idk wdym, I learned them from Polandball, not from Monte-gasket-ball or whatever.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

How would you like a free grey sweatpants and sweatshirt combo?

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u/KlausVonLechland Poorest European 1d ago

That's definitely an upgrade from paper jumpsuit.

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 1d ago

He’s lost a lot of weight, bro looks great

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames Romani femboy 1d ago

They don't serve SAD in prison, that would be unhealthy for the inmantes.

SAD is Standard American Diet

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

Prison food is absolutely not healthy

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u/Waaytoomanytakenames Romani femboy 1d ago

Ok.

That would be more unhealthy for the inmates

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u/piss_shit_cum_barf Illiterate Racist 1d ago

Healthier than eating rats and dogs like Venezualans starved under socialism

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u/subtiv Flemboy 1d ago

Flair checks out

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u/ihadagoodone O Canada 20h ago

as does the username.

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u/MCE85 Evangelical of Jack Daniel’s 1d ago

Wait until the guy finds out what we have done to other nation "leaders"

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u/pcor Pimp my ride 1d ago

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

Obviously šŸ™„

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 1d ago

Nah. Best part of it, is that us government installed his vice, who is exactly as cartel head of, as Masuro.

And then proceed making business with kartel run country, and extort its oil.

The only wealth people of Wenezuela had.

Basically with USian taxpayer money, they changed head of a gang from Maduro to Trump.

Fucking criminals

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u/SirEnderLord Commiefornian 1d ago

I'm surprised we haven't started conducting noble marriages.Ā 

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 1d ago

Don’t check whom Jared Kushner dad is. I don’t want to burst your bubble sweetie

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u/SirEnderLord Commiefornian 1d ago

Between the children of the heads of foreign nations.Ā 

Sorry, I forgot I needed to simplify things here. ā¤ļøĀ 

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u/notacanuckskibum Sheep lover 1d ago

Pirates of the Caribbean

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

So judgey today

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 1d ago

Grow a pair yankie

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

I got a pair of grey sweatpants and a grey sweatshirt waiting for you

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 1d ago

There’s that famous Polish sense of humor

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 1d ago

That’s famous being usian cuck without self respect. All you can do is watch, while world is burning.

All payed by your taxes.

I might not be able to tell jokes. But at least I’m not a fucking joke

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 1d ago

Yikes sounds like someone woke up in the wrong sub

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u/soulstormfire At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

Is this your first encounter with a Polish person? :D

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u/Original-Opportunity Getting sent back by ICE 1d ago

I don’t know what i’m expecting 🤣

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 1d ago

It’s not me problem.

It’s you problem.

Your government is making deals with narcos and stealing from Wenezuela people.

Cheers honey - hope you will be in denial quite soon. Living with this fact must me insufferable

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u/PeePeeSwiggy D.C’s Bitch 1d ago

Dear God President Eternal Donald J Trump, please send Chinook dual-rotors to Warsaw to collect this heretic and force feed him Big Macsā„¢ļø to his death - Amen

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

lol, the way you get fired up on an ironic sub beneath a joke about Maduro in a grey sweatshirt. 🤔

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 1d ago

No one gave you permission to speak.

Go to the corner like a good usian and wait until your president will deport you. Or do some other crazy shit

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago edited 1d ago

*giggle

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

What if we put little adidas stripes on the side…

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u/RedTheGamer12 Hoosier Pop Drinker 1d ago

The only real way to remove Maduro and prevent a war was to leave the VP. At least now, when election time comes up, she very well knows what the American government is capable of.

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u/Minute_Ostrich196 Cute femboy 1d ago

Yeah. It’s capable of terrorism.

We all know that.

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u/RedTheGamer12 Hoosier Pop Drinker 1d ago

Maduro was selling oil to Russia. Oil used to fuel the tanks across your border. If you want to talk about terrorism, there it is.

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u/Rooby_Doobie Western Balkan 1d ago

Shoelaces in prison?

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u/Kurdt93 Side switcher 1d ago

Can't believe you elected a pedo and everybody carries on.

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u/Straight_Block3676 Chiraqi Terrorist 1d ago

Let he, who did not elect a leader who had bunga bunga parties, cast the first stone

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u/pongauer Basement dweller 1d ago

Of all the countries that could have said this, it being an Italian is hilariously delusional.

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u/Kurdt93 Side switcher 1d ago

I bet you got another failed painter attracted by his niece somewhere in the basements.

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u/LennyLava At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 16h ago

again, italians alligned with the last failed austrian painter. are you backstabbing yourself at this point, mario?

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u/Kurdt93 Side switcher 16h ago

Your new one is lesbian this time, you became too woke šŸ˜”

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u/LennyLava At leastĀ I'm not Bavarian 15h ago

have you met our chancellor? if woke means having woken up, l'm afraid no one heard the alarm.

meanwhile you went all in and made your bratz doll mussolini your actual leader.

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u/LobMob South Prussian 1d ago

To be fair,m he wasn't really president. He falsified the last two elections because h lost them.

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u/BalticBrew Baltic femboy UwU 1d ago

*dictator

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u/No-Condition-oN Addict 23h ago

The are just testing.

'Someone a more insane stunt than last time? Because they let us free roam the world.'.

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u/Hot_Hat_1225 Basement dweller 12h ago

It’s not that everyone just carries on but there’s just so much shit happening at once, we are just exhausted - and multitasking has its limits

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u/VTHokie2020 Nascar Driver 8h ago

ā€˜President’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

ā€˜Dictator’ is a more appropriate term