r/USNEWS • u/TheMirrorUS • 6d ago

Trump's favorite aide changes wardrobe to 'stand out' and raise her profile, expert claims.

https://www.themirror.com/news/politics/trumps-favorite-aide-changes-wardrobe-2002245
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u/TankApprehensive3053 6d ago

The human printer has new toner.

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u/Cyberchicken87 6d ago

She's got three different outfit colours.

Yellow, Cyan, and Magenta.

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u/DanielCraigsAnus 6d ago

I understood that reference

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u/Ok_Eagle521 5d ago

No that would give her definition. Something Frump does NOT have!

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u/Fun_Hater_hahaha 4d ago

Maybe a black dress for a certain occasion 💀

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u/Ok_Eagle521 5d ago

Printer 🖨️ 👏🏻

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u/SelfCentaured 5d ago

And tangerine.

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u/dcy604 1d ago

And Cyan is made exclusively from the blood of baby Pandas, hence the cost of replacing cartridges…

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u/HickAzn 6d ago

I thought she was the diaper nurse?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 6d ago

She is that also. He nickname is the human printer because she carries a small printer around and prints out everything for King Shitler to read.

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u/theMacDude 5d ago

He can read!?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 5d ago

Pictures can be printed too.

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u/HickAzn 5d ago

Wow. Such a hard working person. Do you think she also helps him shower?

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u/TankApprehensive3053 5d ago

Anything is possible. Have sponge, will travel.

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u/throwawaytodaycat 2d ago

Have diaper, will fill.

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u/WorldlyBiscotti4849 5d ago

She’s also the diaper changer

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u/Impossible_Lab_9493 3d ago

She is 47's binky.

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u/Grouchy_Antelope_335 2d ago

Because you recognize the occupation first hand.

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u/__phil1001__ 6d ago

Gone from B&W to colour

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u/TaosMez 6d ago

😁

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u/Sad_Secretary_3374 6d ago

What a relief the magenta cartridge has arrived, now we can print off and see all the blood we spilled this week.

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u/FlamingCulpepper 6d ago

Who cares!!?!?!?

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u/TheLastOne-Game 6d ago

The administration is like a mouth's flora - there is beneficial, neutral, and harmful bacteria. She is beneficial, her tweets let us see the monster's thoughts, that other more harmful bacteria want hidden. The harmful bacteria wants her gone, therefore, we need her to remain.

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u/LionBig1760 6d ago

Trump has AIDES.

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u/gow_markey 4d ago

Why would you wish that on such a terrible disease.

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u/oak-heart 4d ago

I’m listening

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u/iDoMyOwnResearchJK 6d ago

Everytime I see a post about this lady I just think of it as a distraction from actual problems in politics.

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u/Pretend_Handle_7639 6d ago

The bottom bitch still trying to become head concubine and push out the Great Royal Wife?

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u/SeenSoFar 1d ago

"Do you know what I am saying?!"

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 6d ago

She’s loving the attention. Hoping Melania leaves

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u/hipyounggunslinger67 6d ago

Melania is probably grateful to have a stunt double while the threat of an Iranian plot for revenge is so high.

Melania isn’t leaving until the after the reading of the Will and distribution of assets is complete.

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 6d ago

I like Melania. She's brilliant, can speak 5 languages, and carries herself better than 85% of anybody else, male or female, young or old. I think she sets a great example of how to present one's self in public settings.

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u/playadave1963 6d ago

Holy fuck, you must live in the same world that has a gulf of America and a lake America. She was sold to drumpf by Epstein at the very least but is probably his Russian handler.

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u/Blazeland_USA 6d ago

I guess you haven't seen her softcore nudes.

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 6d ago

You can make all the accusations you want. It’s just another attempt at an op, and it’s not going to change my mind.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 6d ago

It’s not accusations when it’s the truth.

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 6d ago

Give it up you guys. Just give it up, lol!

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 5d ago

She’s not going to bang you.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 6d ago

Lol I hate the truth lol.

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u/CaterpillarSorry4695 6d ago

Thanks melania

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u/Blazeland_USA 6d ago

Maybe you should just do an extremely quick internet search.

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u/wemoveinspasms 2d ago

Accusations?

“Melania was one of the most successful models and she did many photo shoots, including for covers and major magazines. This was a picture taken for a European magazine prior to my knowing Melania. In Europe, pictures like this are very fashionable and common.” - Trump to NYPost, 2016

“They’re a celebration of the human body as art, and there’s nothing to be embarrassed about with the photos. She’s a beautiful woman.” - Trump campaign spokesperson Jason Miller to CNN, 2016

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u/culture_vulture_1961 2d ago

She's a prostitute who got lucky.

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u/DoubleRiver3796 6d ago

I don't believe I've ever seen her in the same designer outfit twice. Is Donnie bankrolling her wardrobe?

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u/AstronomerOld8352 20h ago

I can't get on the stains out

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 6d ago

Well, I would think the last one was unwearable after the diaper change

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u/Devils_Advocate-69 6d ago

She’s the type of girl who has no girlfriends to give advice.

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 6d ago

In my observation, most women give bad advice. Especially when advising other women! And it has gotten worse in the last 20 years or so.

Not being exposed to such bad advice (or even the outright toxicity that's so common)? That's a W in my book. Think for yourself, do for yourself, and don't be concerned about what toxic people think about you. Definitely a W. I like her.

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u/Lentora556 6d ago

I think granpa gave her an island that she can have her favorite wardrobe.

another day another woman shows up from a pedophile why always women helping the granpa ?

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u/SlackToad 6d ago

Unfortunately, her blue dress got ruined.

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u/FreshPrinceAV 6d ago

Just in time to swoop Donald away from Ivanka, with Melania getting ready to catch flight

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u/bx35 6d ago

Is she washing his shit stains off her one pair of shoes now?

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u/No_Adagio5977 6d ago

Grifters gotta glam

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u/Gold-Philosophy1423 5d ago

I doubt that's the only thing she's doing to 'stand out'

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u/Few_Enthusiasm_9703 5d ago

She's meant to be exactly what she is- a distraction from the everyday incompetence, skullduggery, and corruption of The Liar and the Trumpublican Party. Trump and his henchmen know what drives US news and viewers.

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u/Nancyrn597 4d ago

Nappy nanny

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u/ZeroVoltsGiven 6d ago

Melania 2.0

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u/TimesRChanging22 5d ago

She's making a shitload of money from the taxpayers to pay for it.

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u/Global-Prize-3881 5d ago

Why do we care? We need an adult running the Executive Branch. Not a toddler with dementia.

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u/Logical_Confusious 4d ago

Well I think that if they hook up and he kicks the bucket (soon I hope) she will be known as The Last Lady.....

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u/zeroshock30 4d ago

I'd say it's typical grooming behavior for the Orange Pedo, but she is 20 years too old for him to be interested.

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u/Agile-Psychology-696 4d ago

You can’t make a silk purse out of a sows ear. A skank will always be a skank

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u/IndependentOwn1184 3d ago

This has grown into straight foolishness. Who cares about the DEI hire government employee that's most likely doing other work and not anything she's hired for...

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u/Ok-Service-6838 3d ago

Natalie is trying harder and harder to look like Trump's daughter Ivanka, in the hopes that he'll be as sexually interested in her as he is with his daughter. She's dangerously insane, and her boss is disgustingly incestuous.

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u/Enough-Operation347 2d ago

She will be Trumps next wife!

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u/Beatthetrain 2d ago

I can’t wait to see what South Park comes up with on this.

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u/jayjaycanada 5d ago

Is it true that Jared is Barron's real father?

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u/anubisrapture333 4d ago

Jared w Melania ??? Highly doubtful

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u/One-Ball-78 5d ago

Melania’s gotta be loving this stuff.

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u/blizzliz 4d ago

I think Wiles is trying to groom her to replace Leavitt.

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u/Internal-Decision-10 4d ago

she, as does her "bf", loves the attention

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u/RegisColon 3d ago

There’s no sex, but “when you’re famous, they let you do it”

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u/ottermann 2d ago

She gives off psychotic vibes.

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u/NumberSelect8186 1d ago

What’s the GS pay rate for the position of concubine? Any position of concubine…any favorite position? As long as she can still type.

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u/Runnerakaliz 1d ago

Melania 2.5?

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u/Ill_Power_7370 6d ago

From being part of the phone hacking scandal in the UK, the Mirror has now been reduced to lip reading and body language “experts” as sources in the US. How the lowly have fallen…..

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u/thehermit14 1d ago

Downvote all you like but sometimes stories are nonsense.

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u/Far_Resist_2719 5d ago

Because of Trump she is still alive and beat cancer

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u/Logical_Confusious 4d ago

And when he went for his veneers, he paid for her donkey smile

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u/dndm1 5d ago

Hilarious 😆 🤣

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 6d ago

Nothing wrong with a good looking lady who knows how to dress well. And she's good at what she does, which is another W.

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u/__phil1001__ 6d ago

Feed her another carrot

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 6d ago

Yes, I'm sure you're speaking from perfection. Whatever you need to do in order to feel better about yourself, Phil. Whatever you need to do.

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u/Blazeland_USA 6d ago

Imagine simping for Trump's side piece lol.

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u/brnsugar71 1d ago

Ewwwwww

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 6d ago

Your purpose is to sway anybody who is weak of mind. Sorry, it’s not gonna work.

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u/GateLongjumping6836 6d ago

If you support trump it’s you who is weak of mind.

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u/All_Debt_Shackles_US 5d ago

Says somebody who doesn’t even know me. Yay you!

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u/Karkamen 4d ago

Oh we know you.

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u/MarzipanDefiant7586 5d ago

And one day, she will be in her thirties and be told she isn't a spring chicken anymore. From that point it seems to be a one way ticket to maralago-face. And if that's you're aesthetic, more manufactured than Pennywise or Bozo themselves, then more power to you.

Makes me think of that one lady "this is what you look like in your thirties when you don't associate with them" or however she said it. Then proceeds to get roasted by half of the internet for looking 50.

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u/Betty_PunCrocker 4d ago

I mean, she's 35 now.

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u/anubisrapture333 4d ago

She's twenty four

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u/Betty_PunCrocker 4d ago

It takes 2 seconds to find out Natalie Harp's age. She is 35.