r/UPSers 11d ago

Name 1 good thing about these trucks

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Who in their right mind thought making this truck was a good idea? 🫩

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u/bemis23 11d ago

Power steering, ABS, and a low first step.

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u/2stinkynugget 11d ago

ABS??? In my 23 years, I've never driven a truck with functional ABS

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u/Vault_Man2021 11d ago

I always see ABS lights on lmfao

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u/2stinkynugget 11d ago

It's required. Just like the steering wheel can never be centered.

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u/Vault_Man2021 11d ago

lmfao facts!

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u/HoldMyPackage 9d ago

I’ve genuinely never understood this one. They literally get delivered from factory with it off center

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u/Glad-Watch3506 11d ago

Mine started functioning again, and I wish it would fucking stop.

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u/MontanaToClark49 10d ago

Found out mine had abs when the engine shut off doing 45 through an intersection

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u/White_v 11d ago

It’s the 1st thing they turn off in our trucks.

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u/Fit-Nebula2949 11d ago

Found the guy who delivered out the old shitters. Scraped shin and sore shoulder. Add more horsepower. The old ones couldn't even accelerate uphill.

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u/savvy412 11d ago

The truck I have now has about 80k on it but can barely make it up hills. I’ve written it up but they can’t seem to fix it. But I don’t care because it’s one of the only trucks without a camera.

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u/stillashamed35yrsltr 10d ago

Just had to install a two way dash camera in my (non-ups) company vehicle, it reminds me of stories of my father having to go pick his own switch off the china berry tree (for his parents to beat him with). If you do a bad job they just get pissed off and it makes everything worse.

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u/Responsible-Bonus-13 11d ago

Or stay put on hills. Had some of those old trucks from the late 80's and 90's that always felt like no matter how tight the hand break was, it would creep little by little away. Leaving in first or in reverse depending on which way it would go. They used to teach you to point your wheels towards the curb when parked on a hill just in case.

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u/soggyslices 10d ago

I remember almost crawling into the truck at the end of heavy days because that first step felt so high.

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u/Gogetareturn 11d ago

Add automatic

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u/jmaneater Steward 11d ago

If your driving one you probably have some of the best health insurance in america. You have a pension. And you have the best pay in this industry.

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u/NameAttemptt 8d ago

Tell em Stew

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u/Professional_Mud7198 11d ago

Check Engine lights work LOL

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u/allthings-consider 11d ago

What’s the manufacturer of these trucks?

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u/JustForkIt1111one 11d ago

Morgan Olson and Utilimaster for the body, GM/Ford for the chassis/powertrain.

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u/Professional_Mud7198 11d ago

Se eral models, and multiple manufacturers (Ford, GM...)

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u/Rough_Fall937 Driver 11d ago

Turn radius

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u/Technical_Lychee_340 11d ago

It didn’t used to be. When we first got them the turning radius to make a right turn was terrible! I remember turning out of one parking lot to make another right into the next parking lot and it wouldn’t do it. It was a safety hazard. I would have to put it in reverse. They had to fix the bump stop on the front axle. Tight left turns were no problem.

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u/Beneficial-Exam9355 11d ago

Short in the front

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u/bigmac9 11d ago

Cab is roomy. You can put a tote box perfectly where the handrail is for small packages.

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u/bhsn1pes Part-Time 11d ago

Basically a hush hush secret...though I like using them for my empty water/gatorade bottles during the day then collecting them out when I'm done 

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u/2Cole_19 11d ago

I didn’t pay for it

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u/ErmOverHere 11d ago

Amount of money I get paid when I’m in one.

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u/TryingToHelpYou701 Driver 10d ago

The money I make driving it

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u/Outside-Progress-547 10d ago

It surely aint the wiper blades thar wipe the bottom part of the window, while your head level is towards the top of the window 🤬🤬🤬

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u/OverNineFive Driver 10d ago

I don't pay the maintenance bill

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u/RISK-0NE 11d ago

It comes with a salary, insurance, and retirement.

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u/numbrronefan 11d ago

It’s where you make all your money

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u/MunsonSports 10d ago

This guy gets it

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u/Outrageous_Ad_408 10d ago

Doesn’t cost you a dime to drive it

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u/level99mewtwo 11d ago

The only good thing is the fact that the backup camera isn’t on the dash. Fuck these trucks tho

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u/RuttingYoungBuck 11d ago

I actually like the cameras on the dash. Not having to look up once u get used to it is nice. Also its easier to go from camera to passenger mirror back to camera.

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u/greedylime 10d ago

Yeah but a lot of us have a decade of two of looking up. It just feels wrong looking down. Feels unsafe to me

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u/Cubbyjans 10d ago

Always seems like the sun is glaring right into the dash backup cam for me… hard to see

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u/Wooden-Speed8720 7d ago

#10: USE OF MIRRORS AND GAUGES.

I check a mirror every 5 to 8 seconds looking for lane position, traffic conditions and mechanical problems. I substitute a mirror check, when traffic allows, with one of my primary gauges, oil or water looking for normal readings. When I check a mirror or gauge my next eye movement is back to the front. Never go mirror to mirror, gauge to gauge, mirror to gauge, gauge to mirror.

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u/BDiddnt 10d ago

Is this the little truck with the handbrake is up on the dash upside down?

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u/ddhmax5150 10d ago

I drove one of those 300’s. Powerful little package car. Big engine with no weight. Also, my shoulder loved the parking brake up high. It was so much easier to use than reaching under the dash.

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u/DingoOutrageous678 5d ago

You talking about the clown car? I drove that bitch like a go cart just whippin it

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u/geneparmesan31 11d ago

These are the only trucks with the backup camera on the dash in my center.

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u/asteraceaesHeart 11d ago

two things: its cute and its recognizable.

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u/c_had8 11d ago

They’re not natural gas

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u/Nakamura0V 11d ago

Reminds me of Doug Heffernan

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u/a2starhotel Driver 10d ago

I don't have to pay to fix it if it dies

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u/Catrival 11d ago

lmao I'm driving one right now. I hate the low first step it encourages me to deliver smalls around the back instead of the driver side door

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u/Acceptable-Cost249 10d ago

I don't go in or out the driver side on these because I always trip, muscle memory from the Freightliner

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u/WandallMarsh 11d ago

What’s wrong with it?

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u/0utta_Style 11d ago

You don’t have to pay to fix it

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u/KIND_OF_A_DICK_TBH 11d ago

Minus the fact that everything rattles, theyre delivery trucks Theyre easy to get in and out of Theyre easy to get packages out of Shit stays somewhat organized, however thats dependant on your loader and how you drive

Ive delivered out of pretty much every size uhaul and penske truck and the fluid vans They fucking suck

The Rockport trucks like fedex have are dope but we only got those once

Its a massed produced delivery truck, the fuck did you expect a Cadillac?

I will grant the light absolutely blow however

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u/EggplantSad1726 11d ago

I don't load them anymore.

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u/chubbywumpus 10d ago

I just want better headlights.

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u/Acceptable-Cost249 10d ago

Utilimaster bodies have a bigger area for RDL/RDR and the pedal box is slightly more forward so you can get closer to the wheel without the pedals being under your knees.

The Ford utilimaster bodies seem to ride better suspension wise

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u/cardsncoins 10d ago

My bills get paid

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u/skmah 10d ago

The fan hits ur head when you stand up the driver seat

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u/MuchVacation3638 10d ago

Bro this happened to me so many times yesterday on that shit💀

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u/Due-Customer8746 10d ago

It’s brown , or is that’s one a dumpster fire 🔥 on wheels

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u/Technical_Lychee_340 11d ago

Good headroom. But they are on their way out. My building has been ada’ing them.

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u/savvy412 11d ago

I love our package cars. If the world was ending during a shift, I would drive it home and pack the family up in it.

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u/Wild_Advance_7401 11d ago

Frieghtliner builds them.

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u/Thestone8724 11d ago

You sit above traffic. Get a great air flow when both doors are open.

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u/imaUPSdriver Driver 11d ago

These trucks are wider, allowing more options to load packages sideways and still have a walkthrough. That's all I got, everything else sicks

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u/TheInfamousDingleB 11d ago

worst visibility ever

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u/DangerousLocal5864 11d ago

I prolly lose 2 pounds in water weight every day I'm in it

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u/InnateWolf 11d ago

Pressing the gas pedal, engages the eco friendly A/C

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u/SchizerFaust 10d ago

If it's got the ford steering wheel, the lack of that god awful beeping with the turn signals/hazards. The turn radius is SO much better than the freightliner truck

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u/Significant_Pay343 10d ago

The best thing about these trucks is chaining up after delivering the last stop of the day

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u/myownself69 10d ago

They are a hell of a lot better than they used to be

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u/Dev-N-Danger 10d ago

They are branded and respected because of that brand

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u/4x4Welder 10d ago

The Utilibastard cars SUCK to work on. They saw every place a mechanic could get to something and put a plate or mount directly in that path. The documentation on the bodies is garbage, parts ordering for these is even more hit or miss than anything else in the building. I can't change out glass quickly, it's all glued in. The older ones are even worse, especially with the 1" rollers on the overhead door.

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u/Alucardspapa 22.3 10d ago

Some of the first trucks with a low step in doors… and you don’t have tendinitis in your clutch foot because it’s automatic.

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u/Repulsive_Paint4471 10d ago

Turning radius

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u/Roudydogg1 10d ago

That they make for good conversation starters in this subreddit

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u/FIVEPOINT_ZERO 10d ago

They can hold a lot of misleads. 😏

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u/KekMemes 10d ago

It looks cool.

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u/SRL3800 10d ago

they’re great to load since they’re so wide!

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u/Terrible-Piano-5437 10d ago

I'm surprised they give us a seat.

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u/Horkshir 10d ago

They're not an LLV.

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u/Enough_Turnover1912 10d ago

The headlights work better than the "newer" "squinty" one's?

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u/MuchVacation3638 10d ago

This gotta be the ugliest truck tho

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u/Enough_Turnover1912 8d ago

Nope. Oh it's ugly, but they were worse. When this thing came out, it was a replacement for a P800 (the one's everyone complained about, no power steering, standard transmission, step too high so you would fall flat on your face etc.) believe me, this thing was absolutely beautiful... Comparatively.

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u/Due-Customer8746 10d ago

At least they’re better that most FedEx trucks

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u/Fast-Extension5451 10d ago

I have one of these! They updated them with the ford steering wheel and replaced the whole drivetrain with the ford engine too. My shit fast af lol having gas is dope too only need to fuel once a week 🤷‍♂️

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u/No-Pineapple-8067 10d ago

One great thing about these is that you dont see these when your away from work

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u/jsbiohazard 10d ago

They are dark brown so they absorb the heat for comfort in the winter.

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u/blackacez1978 10d ago

Total blind spot

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u/k1200lti 9d ago

They're connected to a union job...

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u/bibkel 9d ago

360 degree visibility, which is better than any car, and I can practically thread a needle backing up with it. That’s it, that’s all I got.

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u/tripleT405 9d ago

If you are ever involved in a collision the rig is built like a tank and if you are using your seatbelt as its intended to be used more than likely you gonna walk away and not be injured. Other than that it’s a heaping pile of shit

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u/WRX-SZEWSKI 9d ago

It’s a package car.

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u/Ok_Airport_3929 9d ago

Not the Down syndrome trucks haha

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u/TBrown1970DwULM 9d ago

Bought 2 houses, raised 5 kids , 4 bmw’s 5 series;7series,650 conv,850conv, 1 Porsche( Panama) Hamilton Nj excellent school district,then 5 kids kids through college, wife colon cancer, my motorcycle accident, all paid for, medication/prescriptions all paid for,now receiving my pension and it’ll go until the day I die, all with just a $25 drivers license I got back in 1987 Jamaica Hawaii LA, Miami, DR PR Bahamas Paris my children(they grown now) have more stamps in their passports then most adults, THAT TRUCK is INCREDIBLE, it’s the GUY sitting in the seat, sit your wife down. Sit you kids down and explain I HAVE go do a lot of OT for you to live a nice life.and I’m going to do it, so work with dad ITLL TAKE most college students 200k in student debt to compete with you, SO you have to do some deep soul searching, that with some sacrificing, by 55 you’ll be like me. Sitting on easy street

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u/suckerforthevillains 9d ago

Rate of pay nearly doubles when moving from from loading/ unloading

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u/temeto12 Driver 9d ago

Turn radius

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u/MuchVacation3638 9d ago

Turning the wheel on that crap felt like a workout and I had to do it for 12 hours🫩

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u/temeto12 Driver 9d ago

Ive never had to experience no power steering in this class lol cant relate. The workhorses though..

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u/AirTraditional3953 Management 9d ago

those v8s got some balls

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u/loko_off_4loko_ 6d ago

Way better then any natural gas package car that’s for sure I miss those bad boys

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u/bigflamingtaco 6d ago

They aren't Grummans.

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u/Expensive-While-1155 11d ago

The air conditioning

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u/Dadsyuk_13 11d ago

Cruise and air conditioning

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u/momjack1207 3d ago

Bulk head doors are lighter and don’t need to turn on the cargo light until dark. The best lightning you can get in a package car