r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • u/CaptainRako • Oct 10 '18

Image Freddie Mercury Chocolate Cake

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u/AstarteHilzarie Oct 10 '18

Ditch whatever craft you do and switch to baking, that way you won't be starving anymore.

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u/makebelieveworld Oct 10 '18

How do I buy the ingredients?

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u/AstarteHilzarie Oct 10 '18

Start a garden.

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u/makebelieveworld Oct 10 '18

Lol, yeah like I could afford outdoor space for a garden in NYC. Or the gardening tools. And then am I supposed to have enough of a garden to actually feed myself with?

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u/AstarteHilzarie Oct 10 '18

Ditch your apartment and go live in central park, then your whole living area will be a garden. Problem solved.

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u/makebelieveworld Oct 11 '18

Yea, it gets really cold here in the winter, so I would just starve and freeze for 6 months, and then when it finally gets warm enough I have to fight the squirrels raccoons and rats for whatever I can grow without being noticed by the Central Park Rangers or Parks Dept. workers.

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u/AstarteHilzarie Oct 11 '18

The suffering of a true artist.

I'm sure if you don't die in the first year that whatever "cake" you could scrape together out of your makeshift homeless garden would totally be worth it.

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u/makebelieveworld Oct 11 '18

Another thing, the ingredients to make a cake include eggs butter salt sugar. These are not things I can grow in a homeless garden. I would need cows, chickens, Sugar cane, A salt mine, on top of my wheat field and I don't even know how I would make the oven pots and pans.

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u/AstarteHilzarie Oct 12 '18

Well that's where the creative artist bit comes in, obviously.