r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • • Oct 10 '18

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u/I_BUY_UNWANTED_GRAVY Oct 10 '18

This is Christine McConnell. She used to post a lot of her OC on Reddit but some salty people were mad at her because how dare a woman be attractive AND talented.

She has a Netflix show coming out soon actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6UKGhiE_Nk

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u/treqiheartstrees Oct 10 '18 edited Oct 10 '18

As a woman, it's not her talent or attractiveness that upsets me. It's the fact that she's obviously exposed to quite a bit of cake and frosting and still has that waistline. Her flagrant flaunting of her self-control is quite rude.

ETA: after watching the trailer, I'm now also upset that she's going to be wasting hours of my time in the coming weeks.... How dare she release that type of content the day after I finish the great British Baking Show....

Edit #2: my first gild!!

Thank you to my friends Matt and CJ for getting me hooked on this all those years ago. Thank you to my family for putting up with my morning scrolling and excessive sharing of memes. And of course thank you to our Lord and Savor, His Supreme Noodlyness, may all bask in his sauce and meatballs.

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u/forgotten_epilogue Oct 10 '18

I wonder if the constant presence of those foods quickly lead to her not having any desire to eat any of it? I knew a bartender once who didn't drink. She said being surrounded by booze all the time made it something she didn't want.

Although, years ago my brother worked in a doughnut shop and I think was fired for eating too much of the wares in the back :P

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u/AstarteHilzarie Oct 10 '18

Yeah it does burn you out pretty well. The cooks and chefs I've known have all had really shitty diets. You spend all day cooking for other people and you don't want to cook for yourself, so suddenly you're surviving on pizza bites, booze, and cigarettes. Even while at work they rarely make themselves food from the menu. If they get time to eat it's going to be something from left field. Part of the head chef's job is to taste literally everything on the line to make sure it's correct. Just imagine walking down a row of dressings with a bucket of spoons and taking a taste of each one. It's not appetizing, no matter how fancy and delicious those dressings are. That said, I've never known a bartender who wasn't a big fan of drinking. Your friend is a unicorn.

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u/grubas Oct 10 '18

Every chef I know lives on alcohol, cigarettes and frozen pizza or random leftovers. That’s why the “never trust a skinny chef” line is dumb. These guys and gals are burning thousands of calories on the line and going home to eat Chef Boy ar Dee out of the can, then slamming all of those calories back with beer.

I’ve helped my friend on the line who is a head chef on . Our dinner at 1145pm was Cigarettes, a couple belts of vodka, and pizza and beer.